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Do you have a funeral plan?
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I'm going to have a funeral pyre with professional mourners beating their breasts and wailing. If any heartbroken lovers want to throw themselves onto the flames too then that would be good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will be cremated - well what is left of me after organ donation - and my remains will be scattered from the top of the Eiffel Tower so I can forever be in my favourite city."
Unless the prevailing winds mean you end up in Swaffham |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"p.s. Nobody is allowed to cry, they must wear a Manchester United item of clothing and I want to go out to the tune of Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence."
FFS Bring back the proper avatar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes i paid for mine ocer ten yr ago the cost does not change cost at time approx 1200 quid to do it now will cost about 3 grand. Did it so kids have less to worry about.
All is covered car and everything inc cremation. One of best things i done in my view. |
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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago
France |
"I will be cremated - well what is left of me after organ donation - and my remains will be scattered from the top of the Eiffel Tower so I can forever be in my favourite city.
Unless the prevailing winds mean you end up in Swaffham"
Gosh don't wish such indignity upon me!!! If there is a breeze let it blow East! |
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"p.s. Nobody is allowed to cry, they must wear a Manchester United item of clothing and I want to go out to the tune of Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence.
Not even tears of joy?"
Wouldn't cry......love the tune...the shirt?? No way...... |
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Life should not merely be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body.
Better to slide in sideways at full speed, thoroughly used up and loudly proclaiming "WOW what a ride!!!
Swing on friends  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Life should not merely be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body.
Better to slide in sideways at full speed, thoroughly used up and loudly proclaiming "WOW what a ride!!!
Swing on friends "
Agree, if you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much room! |
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Sort of. I want to have 'The End' by The Doors and 'Days' by The Kinks played at mine. 
