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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One of those big red sore ones. 
Don't want to cancel but what shall I do.
I'm going down the line of liberal applications of Sudacrem and will get mr notts to apply cover up makeup before the meet.
Any other ideas?!  |
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Before the meet, hold an ice cube to the area for as long as you can stand it. It takes the redness away and the swelling down.
If you go down the route of covering it up - green concealer counteracts red.
DON'T pop it - there'll be no hiding that!  |
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"One of those big red sore ones.
Don't want to cancel but what shall I do.
I'm going down the line of liberal applications of Sudacrem and will get mr notts to apply cover up makeup before the meet.
Any other ideas?! "
Make sure he has other things to look at other than your spot...or a blindfold...for him not you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stick a big plaster over your fanny, he'll not notice your spot on your arse then.
I was waiting for a plaster reply  "
Don't do doggy, don't do reverse cowgirl and vajazzle it, tell him it's says fuck me slowly in braille. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You should thank your lucky stars its only 1. I supply my meets with a felt tip pen so they can join the spots 
Is that foreplay moody?!"
Only if there are 4 spots, or you hit it with a five iron and shout FOUR !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You should thank your lucky stars its only 1. I supply my meets with a felt tip pen so they can join the spots
Is that foreplay moody?!"
Foreplay would be fine it's when they carry on during doggy style gets me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Draw a face on it and tell him she's Tracey, your siamese twin "
Ahem. I might have a zit on my bum but I'd lilt to think if I had a twin she would not be called Tracey! ( apologies to any Tracey's out there )  |
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"One of those big red sore ones.
Don't want to cancel but what shall I do.
I'm going down the line of liberal applications of Sudacrem and will get mr notts to apply cover up makeup before the meet.
Any other ideas?! "
we had a meet planed last saturday and one of us had a attack of bottom buddies at 6pm saturday night. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread is hilarious!  "
Oh that's right. Flamin laugh at my expense. Mr notts has just bent me over the bed, pulled my pj bottoms down laughed , applied sudocrem , laughed and walked off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll be the serious one then.
Rub it with a clearasil deep cleansing pad every hour or so. You'll be surprised how quick it works.
Before you go to bed tonight but a blob of toothpaste on it. Works wonders. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll be the serious one then.
Rub it with a clearasil deep cleansing pad every hour or so. You'll be surprised how quick it works.
Before you go to bed tonight but a blob of toothpaste on it. Works wonders. "
I used to like you! My arse hasnt got bad breath  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"This thread is hilarious!
Oh that's right. Flamin laugh at my expense. Mr notts has just bent me over the bed, pulled my pj bottoms down laughed , applied sudocrem , laughed and walked off "
Awww not laughing at you, just the suggestions.
I'd get some aloe vera and dab it on too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll be the serious one then.
Rub it with a clearasil deep cleansing pad every hour or so. You'll be surprised how quick it works.
Before you go to bed tonight but a blob of toothpaste on it. Works wonders.
I used to like you! My arse hasnt got bad breath "
The toothpaste reduced the redness. I didn't say pour mouthwash up there and gargle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Draw a face on it and tell him she's Tracey, your siamese twin
Ahem. I might have a zit on my bum but I'd lilt to think if I had a twin she would not be called Tracey! ( apologies to any Tracey's out there ) "
I apologize for not giving the boil on your arse a posh enough name... I love that the name upset you more than having a twin that looks like an arse-boil |
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