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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Why were dust bins round now square be triangle next  "
Round bins were emptied manually by the bin men/women so shape didn't matter.
Square bins now because they get hooked onto the bin truck to be emptied.  |
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Radom musings after visiting a farm last week.
Alpacas smell of apple juice and marshmallows. Llamas smell of tears and cigarette butts.
Alpaca hooves are made of freshly laid snow and glitter. Llama hooves are made of Satan juice.
Alpacas will tuck you in at night making sure you're snug in bed and read you a bedtime story. Llamas will leave a dirty protest under the pillow and frame the cat. Then at night sneak in and do a dump on your forehead for good measure and smash it in with their Satan hooves.
Alpacas give Irregular Choice gift vouchers as presents and British Retro dresses. Llamas hand out used toilet tissue full of children's nightmares.
So to clarify: alpacas are loveable. Llamas simply masquerade as the good guys but they're insolent arseholes. |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Why were dust bins round now square be triangle next
Round bins were emptied manually by the bin men/women so shape didn't matter.
Square bins now because they get hooked onto the bin truck to be emptied. "
But miss's a round bin could still do the job of a square bin |
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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago
Dundee/Angus/Blackpool |
When the dentist gives you a filling but its not in the normal teeth that is square but the little ones that are pointy, like just why and would it stay there cause my tongue keeps touching around it out of habit haha |
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