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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear 'women', feel free to gravitate towards men. They proffer their undying desires and designs towards you without conditions. They mean well. They are brittle but assured, and have the most honourable of intentions. There is no necromancy or sycophancy; quite simply it is you that they fancy.

This thread is your sanctuary.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in and grabs a comfy chair**

Where the hell is everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need one for a visit to a gallery....how perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I smell something amiss with this…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I smell something amiss with this…"

That's your feet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I smell something amiss with this…"

Oh I smell it too....it's becomes so familiar doesn't it?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"I need one for a visit to a gallery....how perfect!"

I'm not lady but always happy to visit a gallery

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I smell something amiss with this…

Oh I smell it too....it's becomes so familiar doesn't it?"

It’s a bit like fertiliser

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I smell something amiss with this…

Oh I smell it too....it's becomes so familiar doesn't it?"

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I smell something amiss with this…

That's your feet"

**giggles** she has pretty feet

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

What's all this then ?

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"What's all this then ? "

Nero says its a sanctuary but it's been pretty quite all day. Maybe that's the point.

My bottom is numb from this chair though

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

It's you and anyone with tits you mean

Mrs

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"It's you and anyone with tits you mean

Mrs "

Sneak The Mr in that will show him

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"What's all this then ?

Nero says its a sanctuary but it's been pretty quite all day. Maybe that's the point.

My bottom is numb from this chair though"

...

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Is it too late to have a lesbian Autumn?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"What's all this then ?

Nero says its a sanctuary but it's been pretty quite all day. Maybe that's the point.

My bottom is numb from this chair though"

I've a cure for ladies with numb bottoms

Can you guess what it is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's all this then ?

Nero says its a sanctuary but it's been pretty quite all day. Maybe that's the point.

My bottom is numb from this chair though"

We’re all a bit suspicious

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Do you think we are being herded here for nefarious reasons?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dear Nero.

I would so love to believe this to be the case, however I fear that some men aren't quite as honourable. That said, some women aren't either and sometimes when those impolite intentions meet, sparks can fly!

I do like a tranquil space, I'll admire the scenery

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Is it too late to have a lesbian Autumn? "

Nope! In fact like the carpenters song... we've only just begun

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Do you think we are being herded here for nefarious reasons? "

Yes. It's a cull.

Nero is thinning the herd.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Do you think we are being herded here for nefarious reasons?

Yes. It's a cull.

Nero is thinning the herd."

Nero wouldn't do that, would he?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Is it too late to have a lesbian Autumn? "

It's never too late

Mrs

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By *illan-KillashMan  over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Do you think we are being herded here for nefarious reasons?

Yes. It's a cull.

Nero is thinning the herd.

Nero wouldn't do that, would he?"

Yup. He would, he really would.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth

Is there wine and massages in this sanctuary?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Do you think we are being herded here for nefarious reasons? "

Infantry square, fix bayonets.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

We're drawn in by glistening skin and lady baubles

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Infantry square, fix bayonets. "

You’ll never get a massage like that.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that."

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Is it too late to have a lesbian Autumn?

It's never too late

Mrs "

Oh good! Guess it's time to get the flannel out from storage.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nero, please direct me towards the Men and Gentlemen.

Not the boys,wannabes or has been versions.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I gravitate towards men all the time Nero, even when I'm trying not to.

Damn them and their penises.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want a woman who sucks cock like a champion. Gravitate towards that if you can

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Damn them and their penises. "

You can damn my penis anytime you like. I’ll take that hit for the team.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

You mean, men want us to enter their man-caves?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I want a woman who sucks cock like a champion. Gravitate towards that if you can "

If I suck it I'm slapping them balls.

And you'll love it.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour. "

Reporting for duty

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I don't need no gravitation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Woody opens the door.

Narrator - Woody realises quickly that this room is not the canteen…

*Woody slowly closes the door

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex

With my tits any words with gravity in them scare me.

So I guess I should avoid the men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You mean, men want us to enter their man-caves?"

Get the glitter, Knitter!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Is there wine and massages in this sanctuary? "

I don't offer wine but massages yes step into my office .

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"You mean, men want us to enter their man-caves?

Get the glitter, Knitter! "

**twirls in and showers the place in glitter** there you go that should do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour. "

I’ve set a safe corner with a barricade. Head this way

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour.

I’ve set a safe corner with a barricade. Head this way "

Good drills FC. All round defence.

Knitter is down to get a mag on and stag on

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour.

I’ve set a safe corner with a barricade. Head this way

Good drills FC. All round defence.

Knitter is down to get a mag on and stag on "

**stands very still and looks horribly confused**

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour.

I’ve set a safe corner with a barricade. Head this way

Good drills FC. All round defence.

Knitter is down to get a mag on and stag on

**stands very still and looks horribly confused**"

I may have taken it too far… glitter! Back to glitter!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"**twirls in and grabs a comfy chair**

Where the hell is everyone?"

I'm getting popcorn here *sits in a corner quietly *

Munching

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour.

I’ve set a safe corner with a barricade. Head this way

Good drills FC. All round defence.

Knitter is down to get a mag on and stag on

**stands very still and looks horribly confused**"

Drop down and crawl over here, we’re covering you

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour.

I’ve set a safe corner with a barricade. Head this way

Good drills FC. All round defence.

Knitter is down to get a mag on and stag on

**stands very still and looks horribly confused**

Drop down and crawl over here, we’re covering you "

Hang on who the hell started this war I only step into the kitchen to make my tea.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Did I come to the right place?

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour.

I’ve set a safe corner with a barricade. Head this way

Good drills FC. All round defence.

Knitter is down to get a mag on and stag on

**stands very still and looks horribly confused**

I may have taken it too far… glitter! Back to glitter! "

Ohhhh thank you kindly beautiful

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By *o scandalousWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ll sit in the corner with my duvet and a nice bottle of red wine….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want a woman who sucks cock like a champion. Gravitate towards that if you can

If I suck it I'm slapping them balls.

And you'll love it."

My eyes watered just reading that

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I’ll sit in the corner with my duvet and a nice bottle of red wine…. "

Are you sharing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You mean, men want us to enter their man-caves?

Get the glitter, Knitter!

**twirls in and showers the place in glitter** there you go that should do it "

Caves are girlified! Take that, men!

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By *o scandalousWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’ll sit in the corner with my duvet and a nice bottle of red wine….

Are you sharing?"

‘Course!

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"You mean, men want us to enter their man-caves?

Get the glitter, Knitter!

**twirls in and showers the place in glitter** there you go that should do it

Caves are girlified! Take that, men! "

I have extra

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I’ll sit in the corner with my duvet and a nice bottle of red wine….

Are you sharing?

‘Course!"

AWESOME it's a war party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order."

So who's your a-team if you're Hannibal?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order."

How very dare you?

He's probably at Harrods or something...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

How very dare you?

He's probably at Harrods or something..."

Harrows? Not his usual Primark?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour.

I’ve set a safe corner with a barricade. Head this way

Good drills FC. All round defence.

Knitter is down to get a mag on and stag on

**stands very still and looks horribly confused**

Drop down and crawl over here, we’re covering you

Hang on who the hell started this war I only step into the kitchen to make my tea."

Boundaries have been breached! Retreat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

So who's your a-team if you're Hannibal? "

I'm Spartacus, no I'm Spartacus...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

How very dare you?

He's probably at Harrods or something...

Harrows? Not his usual Primark?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

How very dare you?

He's probably at Harrods or something...

Harrows? Not his usual Primark?"

Oh sod off predictive text. HARRODS.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

How very dare you?

He's probably at Harrods or something...

Harrows? Not his usual Primark?

Oh sod off predictive text. HARROPS."

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour.

I’ve set a safe corner with a barricade. Head this way

Good drills FC. All round defence.

Knitter is down to get a mag on and stag on

**stands very still and looks horribly confused**

Drop down and crawl over here, we’re covering you

Hang on who the hell started this war I only step into the kitchen to make my tea.

Boundaries have been breached! Retreat!"

**hands over glitter grenade**

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour.

I’ve set a safe corner with a barricade. Head this way

Good drills FC. All round defence.

Knitter is down to get a mag on and stag on

**stands very still and looks horribly confused**

Drop down and crawl over here, we’re covering you

Hang on who the hell started this war I only step into the kitchen to make my tea.

Boundaries have been breached! Retreat!

**hands over glitter grenade**"

**pulls pin and launches glitter grenade straight at master Rs head, grabs maya and yells GET DOWN!**

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Infantry square, fix bayonets.

You’ll never get a massage like that.

I’ve revised the plan until recce troop come back and confirm if it’s safe to set up a harbour.

I’ve set a safe corner with a barricade. Head this way

Good drills FC. All round defence.

Knitter is down to get a mag on and stag on

**stands very still and looks horribly confused**

Drop down and crawl over here, we’re covering you

Hang on who the hell started this war I only step into the kitchen to make my tea.

Boundaries have been breached! Retreat!

**hands over glitter grenade**"

Looks to call in reinforcements, sound of choppers and the blast from loud speakers of The Flight of the Valkyrie (now bring on the apocalypse)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Caves are girlified! Take that, men! "

Glitter isn’t just for girls, you know.

*sparkles*

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Pops up from behind the sofa with a rocket launcher full of glitter and sparkly bits..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Caves are girlified! Take that, men!

Glitter isn’t just for girls, you know.

*sparkles*"

Bet you'd like some fairy lights too, wouldn't ya?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pops up from behind the sofa with a rocket launcher full of glitter and sparkly bits.."

Take aim at hkphooey!!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Caves are girlified! Take that, men!

Glitter isn’t just for girls, you know.

*sparkles*

Bet you'd like some fairy lights too, wouldn't ya? "

Now ladies let's not be name calling .

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls and twirls and twirls**

There is so much glitter and pretty people and wine and ooooooohhhhhhh isn't it exciting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pops up from behind the sofa with a rocket launcher full of glitter and sparkly bits..

Take aim at hkphooey!! "

Dials 999 to try and get throught to Rosemary The Telephone Operator for support for the mild mannered janitor.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"**twirls and twirls and twirls**

There is so much glitter and pretty people and wine and ooooooohhhhhhh isn't it exciting"

Glittery chaos with massages and wine. Love it.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

How very dare you?

He's probably at Harrods or something..."

I did mention Fortnum and Mason have their Christmas stuff for sale.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls and twirls and twirls**

There is so much glitter and pretty people and wine and ooooooohhhhhhh isn't it exciting

Glittery chaos with massages and wine. Love it. "

Sorry I froze up earlier Crimson

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"**twirls and twirls and twirls**

There is so much glitter and pretty people and wine and ooooooohhhhhhh isn't it exciting"

I’m having burlesque flashbacks. Again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you sat in a house made of gingerbread

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"**twirls and twirls and twirls**

There is so much glitter and pretty people and wine and ooooooohhhhhhh isn't it exciting

Glittery chaos with massages and wine. Love it.

Sorry I froze up earlier Crimson "

You’re doing an amazing job at distracting them with the glitter while we get into position, they’ll never notice and soon it’ll be too late …

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls and twirls and twirls**

There is so much glitter and pretty people and wine and ooooooohhhhhhh isn't it exciting

Glittery chaos with massages and wine. Love it.

Sorry I froze up earlier Crimson

You’re doing an amazing job at distracting them with the glitter while we get into position, they’ll never notice and soon it’ll be too late …"

Oh okay I can do that I've been told I can be distracting. Should I twirl more? Offer out some cookies?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Pops up from behind the sofa with a rocket launcher full of glitter and sparkly bits..

Take aim at hkphooey!! "

On it !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"**twirls and twirls and twirls**

There is so much glitter and pretty people and wine and ooooooohhhhhhh isn't it exciting

Glittery chaos with massages and wine. Love it.

Sorry I froze up earlier Crimson

You’re doing an amazing job at distracting them with the glitter while we get into position, they’ll never notice and soon it’ll be too late …

Oh okay I can do that I've been told I can be distracting. Should I twirl more? Offer out some cookies?"

Put some clothes on and stop tweaking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ergh woman down, just tripped up the stairs

Cover me girls!

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls and twirls and twirls**

There is so much glitter and pretty people and wine and ooooooohhhhhhh isn't it exciting

Glittery chaos with massages and wine. Love it.

Sorry I froze up earlier Crimson

You’re doing an amazing job at distracting them with the glitter while we get into position, they’ll never notice and soon it’ll be too late …

Oh okay I can do that I've been told I can be distracting. Should I twirl more? Offer out some cookies?

Put some clothes on and stop tweaking."

Autocorrect?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Ergh woman down, just tripped up the stairs

Cover me girls!"

I've got I've got your 6... pulls pins on a couple of glitter bombs and hurls at hkphooey

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Ergh woman down, just tripped up the stairs

Cover me girls!"

**throws herself on top of FC**

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"**twirls and twirls and twirls**

There is so much glitter and pretty people and wine and ooooooohhhhhhh isn't it exciting

Glittery chaos with massages and wine. Love it.

Sorry I froze up earlier Crimson

You’re doing an amazing job at distracting them with the glitter while we get into position, they’ll never notice and soon it’ll be too late …

Oh okay I can do that I've been told I can be distracting. Should I twirl more? Offer out some cookies?

Put some clothes on and stop tweaking.

Autocorrect?"

I really must read it before sending, or as my primary school teacher "if David applied himself, he could do better"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So does this place have a water feature and whale sounds? Because if it does…. I’m wondering if I can take refuge for a little while just while I recharge myself ?

Or are the ladies not happy with the sanctuary being frequented by a male

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"So does this place have a water feature and whale sounds? Because if it does…. I’m wondering if I can take refuge for a little while just while I recharge myself ?

Or are the ladies not happy with the sanctuary being frequented by a male "

Who in the goddamn is making whale sounds?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So does this place have a water feature and whale sounds? Because if it does…. I’m wondering if I can take refuge for a little while just while I recharge myself ?

Or are the ladies not happy with the sanctuary being frequented by a male

Who in the goddamn is making whale sounds? "

Me when I just stubbed my toe

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"**twirls and twirls and twirls**

There is so much glitter and pretty people and wine and ooooooohhhhhhh isn't it exciting

Glittery chaos with massages and wine. Love it.

Sorry I froze up earlier Crimson

You’re doing an amazing job at distracting them with the glitter while we get into position, they’ll never notice and soon it’ll be too late …

Oh okay I can do that I've been told I can be distracting. Should I twirl more? Offer out some cookies?

Put some clothes on and stop tweaking.

Autocorrect?

I really must read it before sending, or as my primary school teacher "if David applied himself, he could do better""

**thinks a huggle is in order, throws arms open**

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"So does this place have a water feature and whale sounds? Because if it does…. I’m wondering if I can take refuge for a little while just while I recharge myself ?

Or are the ladies not happy with the sanctuary being frequented by a male

Who in the goddamn is making whale sounds?

Me when I just stubbed my toe "

Ooofffttttt…. In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So does this place have a water feature and whale sounds? Because if it does…. I’m wondering if I can take refuge for a little while just while I recharge myself ?

Or are the ladies not happy with the sanctuary being frequented by a male

Who in the goddamn is making whale sounds? "

Willy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary" "

It’s a goddamn warzone in here

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary" "

I know right

I love that

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

It’s a goddamn warzone in here "

Have words with captain crimson

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I want a woman who sucks cock like a champion. Gravitate towards that if you can "

Seems that it's so large that it's impossible to enter its orbit

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary" "

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes "

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes "

Soldier we do not tidy up or back down!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort "

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort "

I like your style

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant "

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Soldier we do not tidy up or back down! "

**salutes** Yes Sir

**throws broom at nearest unsuspecting male, feels instantly guilty** SORRY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle "

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas "

**jumps up and down excitedly** please please please can I have those to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"**twirls and twirls and twirls**

There is so much glitter and pretty people and wine and ooooooohhhhhhh isn't it exciting

Glittery chaos with massages and wine. Love it.

Sorry I froze up earlier Crimson

You’re doing an amazing job at distracting them with the glitter while we get into position, they’ll never notice and soon it’ll be too late …

Oh okay I can do that I've been told I can be distracting. Should I twirl more? Offer out some cookies?

Put some clothes on and stop tweaking.

Autocorrect?

I really must read it before sending, or as my primary school teacher "if David applied himself, he could do better"

**thinks a huggle is in order, throws arms open**"

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle "

I love where this is going! We’ll have a whole battlegroup soon and then it will be too late to tell us off for all the glitter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas

**jumps up and down excitedly** please please please can I have those to"

You can have a ghostbusters style backpack with a glitter bazooka

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas

**jumps up and down excitedly** please please please can I have those to

You can have a ghostbusters style backpack with a glitter bazooka "

Worried about the two front mounts bazooka. What are they going to fire.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas

**jumps up and down excitedly** please please please can I have those to

You can have a ghostbusters style backpack with a glitter bazooka

Worried about the two front mounts bazooka. What are they going to fire."

Spiderweb goo. Stand back

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Incoming with the silly string

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I just wanted to say I've been smelling cheese all day but not been near any but realise now that it was the smell from fluffy being carried in the wind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Incoming with the silly string "

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just wanted to say I've been smelling cheese all day but not been near any but realise now that it was the smell from fluffy being carried in the wind"

Fighting talk.

Duck.

Incoming.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order."

Nero had a date. That's why I went quiet. This thread....

You people, such sedition!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese "

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese "

Until you wrap your legs around me I will stand by my statement

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers. "

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What the devil happened in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

Until you wrap your legs around me I will stand by my statement "

I sense the may crush you with those thighs, then asphyxiation (watch out for the mustard gas!)

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101 "

Agreed

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I just wanted to say I've been smelling cheese all day but not been near any but realise now that it was the smell from fluffy being carried in the wind

Fighting talk.

Duck.

Incoming. "

I'm armed with a can of lynx africa and sqirty cream, I got this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just wanted to say I've been smelling cheese all day but not been near any but realise now that it was the smell from fluffy being carried in the wind

Fighting talk.

Duck.

Incoming.

I'm armed with a can of lynx africa and sqirty cream, I got this "

Nows not a good time to measure your dick!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

Until you wrap your legs around me I will stand by my statement

I sense the may crush you with those thighs, then asphyxiation (watch out for the mustard gas!)"

I'm more worried about mustard stains

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

Nero had a date. That's why I went quiet. This thread....

You people, such sedition! "

See what you started you off for an interlude I went into the kitchen when I came back the invasion had kicked off .

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I just wanted to say I've been smelling cheese all day but not been near any but realise now that it was the smell from fluffy being carried in the wind

Fighting talk.

Duck.

Incoming.

I'm armed with a can of lynx africa and sqirty cream, I got this

Nows not a good time to measure your dick! "

My hand does that, it's from this point to that one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

Nero had a date. That's why I went quiet. This thread....

You people, such sedition! "

Oh hi, Nero

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Agreed "

It's awful stuff

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas

**jumps up and down excitedly** please please please can I have those to

You can have a ghostbusters style backpack with a glitter bazooka "

Oh my goodness oh my goodness **twirls, wiggles and scuffs a cookie** okay I'm ready let's go

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101 "

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas

**jumps up and down excitedly** please please please can I have those to

You can have a ghostbusters style backpack with a glitter bazooka

Oh my goodness oh my goodness **twirls, wiggles and scuffs a cookie** okay I'm ready let's go"

Oooohhhh! Cookies. Is it armistice day yet. I'll have a chocolate hobnob please.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Agreed

It's awful stuff "

It gets in my balls and everything

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas

**jumps up and down excitedly** please please please can I have those to

You can have a ghostbusters style backpack with a glitter bazooka

Oh my goodness oh my goodness **twirls, wiggles and scuffs a cookie** okay I'm ready let's go

Oooohhhh! Cookies. Is it armistice day yet. I'll have a chocolate hobnob please."

**checks the ration bags Crimson and FC passed put**

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

Nero had a date. That's why I went quiet. This thread....

You people, such sedition!

·

See what you started you off for an interlude I went into the kitchen when I came back the invasion had kicked off ."

This isn't an invasion, it's a thermonuclear explosion of progesterone and oestrogen!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there "

Do you bath in the stuff?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

Nero had a date. That's why I went quiet. This thread....

You people, such sedition!

·

Oh hi, Nero "

Hello dårling; 'looking radiant as ever!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Agreed

It's awful stuff

It gets in my balls and everything "

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas

**jumps up and down excitedly** please please please can I have those to

You can have a ghostbusters style backpack with a glitter bazooka

Oh my goodness oh my goodness **twirls, wiggles and scuffs a cookie** okay I'm ready let's go

Oooohhhh! Cookies. Is it armistice day yet. I'll have a chocolate hobnob please.

**checks the ration bags Crimson and FC passed put**"

They’ve got Yorkies in - will that do?

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff? "

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers. "

I’ll get my paint tins and rope!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there "

On it

*lobs more glitter*

Target neutralised

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

Nero had a date. That's why I went quiet. This thread....

You people, such sedition!

·

Oh hi, Nero

Hello dårling; 'looking radiant as ever! "

It's the glitt... did you just call me a DOG?!

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas

**jumps up and down excitedly** please please please can I have those to

You can have a ghostbusters style backpack with a glitter bazooka

Oh my goodness oh my goodness **twirls, wiggles and scuffs a cookie** okay I'm ready let's go

Oooohhhh! Cookies. Is it armistice day yet. I'll have a chocolate hobnob please.

**checks the ration bags Crimson and FC passed put**

They’ve got Yorkies in - will that do?"

I don't know he wanted a hobnob

**shakes yorkie at hkphooey**

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

Nero had a date. That's why I went quiet. This thread....

You people, such sedition!

·

Oh hi, Nero

Hello dårling; 'looking radiant as ever!

It's the glitt... did you just call me a DOG?!"

Next target! Take him down!

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

On it

*lobs more glitter*

Target neutralised "

Awwhhhh you made him all sparkly and cute

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?"

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas

**jumps up and down excitedly** please please please can I have those to

You can have a ghostbusters style backpack with a glitter bazooka

Oh my goodness oh my goodness **twirls, wiggles and scuffs a cookie** okay I'm ready let's go

Oooohhhh! Cookies. Is it armistice day yet. I'll have a chocolate hobnob please.

**checks the ration bags Crimson and FC passed put**

They’ve got Yorkies in - will that do?"

Yorkies. "It's not for girls."

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

On it

*lobs more glitter*

Target neutralised

Awwhhhh you made him all sparkly and cute"

I've always been cute, unless all those people lied to me

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2 "

Hub everyday is a learning day

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

On it

*lobs more glitter*

Target neutralised "

Lucky I like you, despite the pong and glitter

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2

Hub everyday is a learning day "

I agree, glitter does still need to go though and that's just the way it is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez, Nero is going to lose it when he sees the "sanctuary"

Do you think we should tidy up? He will not be pleased if he gets glitter on those fancy shoes

Add extra glitter. The glue sort

Mrs kc you’ve been promoted to staff Sargeant

Can I be in the cavalry? I'm like a Transformer and can become an armoured vehicle

Fuck yeah! You can have chair mounted glitter bazookas

**jumps up and down excitedly** please please please can I have those to

You can have a ghostbusters style backpack with a glitter bazooka

Oh my goodness oh my goodness **twirls, wiggles and scuffs a cookie** okay I'm ready let's go

Oooohhhh! Cookies. Is it armistice day yet. I'll have a chocolate hobnob please.

**checks the ration bags Crimson and FC passed put**

They’ve got Yorkies in - will that do?

Yorkies. "It's not for girls.""

Oh. I thought it was puddings.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

Nero had a date. That's why I went quiet. This thread....

You people, such sedition!

·

Oh hi, Nero

Hello dårling; 'looking radiant as ever!

It's the glitt... did you just call me a DOG?!

Next target! Take him down! "

YASS! Glitter all over his FANCY shoes!!

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2

Hub everyday is a learning day

I agree, glitter does still need to go though and that's just the way it is "

Okay we need to have a talk. Come sit on my knee and I'll tell you all about why the world needs glitter. If it goes in room 101 then the world will actually die. I'm sorry but it's true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

On it

*lobs more glitter*

Target neutralised

Awwhhhh you made him all sparkly and cute"

He deserved it

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

Nero had a date. That's why I went quiet. This thread....

You people, such sedition!

·

Oh hi, Nero

Hello dårling; 'looking radiant as ever!

It's the glitt... did you just call me a DOG?!

Next target! Take him down!

YASS! Glitter all over his FANCY shoes!! "

ohhhhhhh that's done it

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2

Hub everyday is a learning day

I agree, glitter does still need to go though and that's just the way it is

Okay we need to have a talk. Come sit on my knee and I'll tell you all about why the world needs glitter. If it goes in room 101 then the world will actually die. I'm sorry but it's true"

Bye world…. It’s been emotional

#Glitterisevil

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

Nero had a date. That's why I went quiet. This thread....

You people, such sedition!

·

See what you started you off for an interlude I went into the kitchen when I came back the invasion had kicked off .

This isn't an invasion, it's a thermonuclear explosion of progesterone and oestrogen! "

It was certainly something I've spoken to these women individual on thread and dm s over time but tonite they got together it was like watching charles Angels meet an all female ATeam. Thank god blue didn't join in with her miltary experience who knows what would have gone down .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nero has gone quiet, has one of the women gone and used chloroform to silence him and take him to use for their nefarious purposes? I think a rescue party is in order.

Nero had a date. That's why I went quiet. This thread....

You people, such sedition!

·

Oh hi, Nero

Hello dårling; 'looking radiant as ever!

It's the glitt... did you just call me a DOG?!

Next target! Take him down!

YASS! Glitter all over his FANCY shoes!!

ohhhhhhh that's done it"

Called me a !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2

Hub everyday is a learning day

I agree, glitter does still need to go though and that's just the way it is

Okay we need to have a talk. Come sit on my knee and I'll tell you all about why the world needs glitter. If it goes in room 101 then the world will actually die. I'm sorry but it's true

Bye world…. It’s been emotional

#Glitterisevil "

How about we arm you with silly string and fake snow?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2

Hub everyday is a learning day

I agree, glitter does still need to go though and that's just the way it is

Okay we need to have a talk. Come sit on my knee and I'll tell you all about why the world needs glitter. If it goes in room 101 then the world will actually die. I'm sorry but it's true"

You can replace it with crushed glass, it's sparkles the same

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2

Hub everyday is a learning day

I agree, glitter does still need to go though and that's just the way it is

Okay we need to have a talk. Come sit on my knee and I'll tell you all about why the world needs glitter. If it goes in room 101 then the world will actually die. I'm sorry but it's true

Bye world…. It’s been emotional

#Glitterisevil

How about we arm you with silly string and fake snow? "

I’m entirely in for that. But glitter is evil… I need to put on my hazmat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2

Hub everyday is a learning day

I agree, glitter does still need to go though and that's just the way it is

Okay we need to have a talk. Come sit on my knee and I'll tell you all about why the world needs glitter. If it goes in room 101 then the world will actually die. I'm sorry but it's true

You can replace it with crushed glass, it's sparkles the same "

Need help over here girls, we got a live one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All for one and one for all!

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2

Hub everyday is a learning day

I agree, glitter does still need to go though and that's just the way it is

Okay we need to have a talk. Come sit on my knee and I'll tell you all about why the world needs glitter. If it goes in room 101 then the world will actually die. I'm sorry but it's true

You can replace it with crushed glass, it's sparkles the same "

But it's scratchy and it cuts

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2

Hub everyday is a learning day

I agree, glitter does still need to go though and that's just the way it is

Okay we need to have a talk. Come sit on my knee and I'll tell you all about why the world needs glitter. If it goes in room 101 then the world will actually die. I'm sorry but it's true

You can replace it with crushed glass, it's sparkles the same "

Sharper when propelled out of a weapon though.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"All for one and one for all! "

I am loving the girls today. You ladies are freaking AWESOME

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I be 175? Please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All for one and one for all! "

We will win! Down with the enemy! Glitter (and silly string) for all! #girlpower

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Incoming with the silly string

Next target is PD, how dare he suggest I smell of cheese

We could do a Home Alone on him? But with glitter instead of (as well as?) feathers.

Don't you be bringing no glitter anywhere near me, that stuff needs to go in room 101

Hey hey hey buddy we CANNOT be friends. Ladies enemy at 2 or maybe 4 or how does this work. Enemy over there

Do you bath in the stuff?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Not quite everyone, maybe 1 or 2

Hub everyday is a learning day

I agree, glitter does still need to go though and that's just the way it is

Okay we need to have a talk. Come sit on my knee and I'll tell you all about why the world needs glitter. If it goes in room 101 then the world will actually die. I'm sorry but it's true

You can replace it with crushed glass, it's sparkles the same

Sharper when propelled out of a weapon though. "

Yes this I don't want to actually scar anyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We’ve held our corner well, all intruders taken out safely and no casualties good show!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Did we get PD's penis glitter-covered?!

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