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Enough is enough

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've worked really hard all week (well I've worked) been stuck in a hotel in the arse end of Essex. Spent valentines reading a sodding book and posting lameo messages on the forums and I've finally snapped

ladies and couples form an orderly queue for a night of d*unken deborcery? Deborchary? Dabirchery? You know what I mean

all applicants inset a stamped address envelope to the Cooler King. I'm expecting a deluge so please be patient as I am but one man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

all form an orderly queue behind me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"all form an orderly queue behind me please "

I don't mind waiting

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"all form an orderly queue behind me please "

There will be none of him left by the you have finished with him...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"all form an orderly queue behind me please

I don't mind waiting

did you take your ticket?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"all form an orderly queue behind me please

There will be none of him left by the you have finished with him...

haha my reputation precedes me

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"I've worked really hard all week (well I've worked) been stuck in a hotel in the arse end of Essex. Spent valentines reading a sodding book and posting lameo messages on the forums and I've finally snapped

ladies and couples form an orderly queue for a night of d*unken deborcery? Deborchary? Dabirchery? You know what I mean

all applicants inset a stamped address envelope to the Cooler King. I'm expecting a deluge so please be patient as I am but one man

Debauchery. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Debauchery**

sorry. But i am very particular about spelling lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So who am I stood behind, cheeky or 3rd person, just so I know

Do I take a ticket?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So who am I stood behind, cheeky or 3rd person, just so I know

Do I take a ticket?"

Me i don't think i need a ticket i have an I.O.U and a signing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So who am I stood behind, cheeky or 3rd person, just so I know

Do I take a ticket?

Me i don't think i need a ticket i have an I.O.U and a signing

Blooming heck,.thats a dead cert then, lucky lady

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Debauchery**

sorry. But i am very particular about spelling lol.

Love that word. Has a whiff of bodices ripped asunder to it ... Debauchery ..

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

Ive got a ticket... is this the queue for the ham??

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"Ive got a ticket... is this the queue for the ham??

no horse apparently..mind you it might be disguised as ham...

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By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

ladies and couples form an orderly queue for a night of d*unken deborcery? Deborchary? Dabirchery? You know what I mean

all applicants inset a stamped address envelope to the Cooler King. I'm expecting a deluge so please be patient as I am but one man

If you was stuck in Southend, you should have nudged me, we could have been stuck in this arse end town together!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stands in line with her bottle of vodka. It is Friday after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're all my beautiful flowers

still looks like ill get to finish my book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're all my beautiful flowers

still looks like ill get to finish my book

bet its a wank mag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're all my beautiful flowers

still looks like ill get to finish my book

bet its a wank mag"

Wank mags are so last season. haven't seen one of those since the 90's Babes and growlers I believe was the last publication I saw. Long live the razor

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's all gone mysteriously quiet in forum town. Is there a party I wasn't invited to? I knew there was

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