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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Marry Henry the 8th.
Fuck the Marquis de Sade 
That's scary.
I was going to say that 
Great minds think alike?
Probably more fools rarely differ "
I'm pleading the fifth... but you're always right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen  
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green"
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init "
Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education  |
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Marry Lady Emma Hamilton.
Fuck Miss Piggy. Not a disguised insult, she was just so spirited and bright no sane man (or frog) could have failed to wonder what she would have been like in bed. Reader, don't pretend you don't see what I mean. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init
Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education "
I don’t actually know I was only joking… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Marry Lady Emma Hamilton.
Fuck Miss Piggy. Not a disguised insult, she was just so spirited and bright no sane man (or frog) could have failed to wonder what she would have been like in bed. Reader, don't pretend you don't see what I mean."
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init
Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education
I don’t actually know I was only joking…"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init
Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education
I don’t actually know I was only joking…
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Hulk Smash? |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init
Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education
I don’t actually know I was only joking…
Hulk Smash?"
Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init
Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education
I don’t actually know I was only joking…
Hulk Smash?
Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt "
He seems like he’d be able to open a jar too. Winning. |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init
Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education
I don’t actually know I was only joking…
Hulk Smash?
Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt
He seems like he’d be able to open a jar too. Winning."
Indeed. Although I can open any jar these days all by myself. If you put a knife to the lip of the jar and lid you release the pressure and you are in. You're welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init
Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education
I don’t actually know I was only joking…
Hulk Smash?
Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt
He seems like he’d be able to open a jar too. Winning.
Indeed. Although I can open any jar these days all by myself. If you put a knife to the lip of the jar and lid you release the pressure and you are in. You're welcome"
I would like to act all macho and pretend I can open any jar but I have terrible grip strength  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck Lord Byron. Marry Arthur Miller.
Lord Baron yes, he'd have been fun. Probably better before the days of his crippling syphilis though!
We have antibiotics now. That will sort him out. "
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"Fuck Lord Byron. Marry Arthur Miller.
Lord Baron yes, he'd have been fun. Probably better before the days of his crippling syphilis though!
We have antibiotics now. That will sort him out. "
Very true. I might also be inclined to ask him to stop fucking his half sister too |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init
Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education
I don’t actually know I was only joking…
Hulk Smash?
Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt
He seems like he’d be able to open a jar too. Winning.
Indeed. Although I can open any jar these days all by myself. If you put a knife to the lip of the jar and lid you release the pressure and you are in. You're welcome
I would like to act all macho and pretend I can open any jar but I have terrible grip strength "
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init
Oh so a size queen is a lady that prefers a well endowed partner. Got it and thanks for the education
I don’t actually know I was only joking…
Hulk Smash?
Yes the fact that he was a man of few words did not hurt
He seems like he’d be able to open a jar too. Winning.
Indeed. Although I can open any jar these days all by myself. If you put a knife to the lip of the jar and lid you release the pressure and you are in. You're welcome
I would like to act all macho and pretend I can open any jar but I have terrible grip strength "
Dude you won't need it. The suckered pops right off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages "
I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages
I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo. "
Size queen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages
I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo.
Size queen"
Bite me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages
I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo.
Size queen
Bite me"
Whenever I’ve asked you’ve gone on some boring lecture about me being too young and too sexy for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages
I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo.
Size queen
Bite me
Whenever I’ve asked you’ve gone on some boring lecture about me being too young and too sexy for you"
Pish |
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"Marry Marilyn Monroe.
Fuck thatcher so I could ch0ke her and spit on her. Maybe break a hip or two"
No, no, no. The latter is not acceptable, no matter what you thought of MT.
Why spoil a light hearted thread? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages
I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo.
Size queen
Bite me
Whenever I’ve asked you’ve gone on some boring lecture about me being too young and too sexy for you
Pish "
Ok so I can bite you then?  |
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"Marry Marilyn Monroe.
Fuck thatcher so I could ch0ke her and spit on her. Maybe break a hip or two
No, no, no. The latter is not acceptable, no matter what you thought of MT.
Why spoil a light hearted thread? "
That is light hearted, plus its just a joke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a Duke please. One of the handsome youngish ones in the 18th century with a HUGE estate and marvellous carriages
I mean COUNTRY estate Pickle. Just before you get on with your innuendo.
Size queen
Bite me
Whenever I’ve asked you’ve gone on some boring lecture about me being too young and too sexy for you
Pish
Ok so I can bite you then? "
NOOO! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marry Marilyn Monroe.
Fuck thatcher so I could ch0ke her and spit on her. Maybe break a hip or two
No, no, no. The latter is not acceptable, no matter what you thought of MT.
Why spoil a light hearted thread?
That is light hearted, plus its just a joke. "
It was a hideous "joke" |
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"Marry Marilyn Monroe.
Fuck thatcher so I could ch0ke her and spit on her. Maybe break a hip or two
No, no, no. The latter is not acceptable, no matter what you thought of MT.
Why spoil a light hearted thread?
That is light hearted, plus its just a joke. "
No, it's vile.
I'm no fan of MT, but such threatening sexual violence? Nah. Not funny. Or acceptable. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
Marry: Ursula Le Guin - because she's endlessly fascinating and I've loved her writings all my life.
Fuck: Mata Hari - because she was awesome, energetic, creative and supposedly the greatest shag of her generation. |
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"Marry Marilyn Monroe.
Fuck thatcher so I could ch0ke her and spit on her. Maybe break a hip or two
No, no, no. The latter is not acceptable, no matter what you thought of MT.
Why spoil a light hearted thread?
That is light hearted, plus its just a joke.
No, it's vile.
I'm no fan of MT, but such threatening sexual violence? Nah. Not funny. Or acceptable. "
Since i have to explain...she might of been into a bit of rough play. Who threatened sexual violence? Not me.
Choking is a kink, spitting is a kink. Breaking a hip is a phrase used to insinuate a good fucking. It would of all been consensual, love.
I'm not here to argue anyway so let's just say you're opinions right. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"Marry Sigmund Freud
Fuck Jesus.
I'm going to hell and I'm perfectly ok with that!
Well....he did like getting nailed. 
Too soon.....? "
To many 'mother' issues there, surely.
Mind you, I bet a MFM with Jesus and Mary Magdalene would be memorable... especially the second coming. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"Marry Sigmund Freud
Fuck Jesus.
I'm going to hell and I'm perfectly ok with that!
Well....he did like getting nailed.
Too soon.....?
To many 'mother' issues there, surely.
Mind you, I bet a MFM with Jesus and Mary Magdalene would be memorable... especially the second coming."
* FMF I meant. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Marry Sigmund Freud
Fuck Jesus.
I'm going to hell and I'm perfectly ok with that!
Well....he did like getting nailed.
Too soon.....?
To many 'mother' issues there, surely.
Mind you, I bet a MFM with Jesus and Mary Magdalene would be memorable... especially the second coming."
He's not a repeater though
Took him several days to rise again. Allegedly..... |
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As mythology seems to be on the table, I'd like to change my answer to fuck the Olympian Goddesses please.
Athena for her wisdom, Artemis for her coolness (I know she's not interested lol, but this is fantasy), Aphrodite for her beauty.
Disclaimer: I'd like to add that any Goddess who's offended to not be in the list, they're included too - don't want to be cursed! I'm clearly overthinking this now. |
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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago
Corralejo Surfing Colours |
"When I was little I wanted to be Mrs Incredible Hulk
^ size queen
Is this a fabisim I haven't come across?
I just wanted to be green
Well hulk would’ve had a massive dick init "
No he doesn't, why do think he's furious all the time
Drives an Audi too |
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