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How often is Anal sex messy ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hasn't happened to me either thank god i would be mortified,but it does happen not sure how often tho.
I don't have anal often and really choosy who with...i think its one of those naughty taboo things that makes me really horny when it does happen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's just an occupational hazard if you like bum play. It doesn't bother me as it'll wash off in the shower. It's dirtier if you tell the woman who's shit it is that she has to clean it off though. It's her mess, her job to clean it up.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive never had any accidents during bum sex before - However last night the accident happened ... didn't really bother me too much however my lady friend was mortified !!"
If its not too messy there is no need to tell her, if its just a bit of residue this can be easily wiped off and she is none the wiser.
I have never experienced a big mess however and not really sure how I'd deal with it. |
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I personally don't see what the problem is. If I'm going to shove things up arses I expect shit.
Thankfully it's a rare occurrence, but condoms on toys, baby wipes, soap and water...no shit Sherlock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If its planned i confesss to taking immodium plus beforehand, that and a good douce = no shit 
Isn't half the fun the spontaneity of it "
...but I'm shy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally don't see what the problem is. If I'm going to shove things up arses I expect shit.
Thankfully it's a rare occurrence, but condoms on toys, baby wipes, soap and water...no shit Sherlock! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally don't see what the problem is. If I'm going to shove things up arses I expect shit.
Thankfully it's a rare occurrence, but condoms on toys, baby wipes, soap and water...no shit Sherlock! "
My kinda woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If its planned i confesss to taking immodium plus beforehand, that and a good douce = no shit
Isn't half the fun the spontaneity of it
...but I'm shy "
That's not the impression I got. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If its planned i confesss to taking immodium plus beforehand, that and a good douce = no shit
Isn't half the fun the spontaneity of it
...but I'm shy
That's not the impression I got. "
Your possibly referring to my shameless flirting with mrs Polk the other day on the " person above" thread. Guilty as charged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If its planned i confesss to taking immodium plus beforehand, that and a good douce = no shit
Isn't half the fun the spontaneity of it
...but I'm shy
That's not the impression I got.
Your possibly referring to my shameless flirting with mrs Polk the other day on the " person above" thread. Guilty as charged "
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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If its not too messy there is no need to tell her, if its just a bit of residue this can be easily wiped off and she is none the wiser.
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Especially if you use the inside of her knickers. She will never cotton on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Douching is a must before hand and then........no mess "
I have to agree here..
There are only two things I do to prepare for an anal sesh.. After my morn visit to the bog...I will only eat low carb food for that day as it burns up as energy is needed and very little ends up as waste...I will then douch maybe a few hours before the meet...
Accidents will always happen, its no more shameful than fanny farts! 
But sooo worth the effort!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anal sex with me is always messy, loads of shit blood and bruising afterwards.
I knock seven shades out of them punch their noses and black their eyes.
"Oops I missed your front botty" is never a good enough excuse. |
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As I generally fuck guys with my strap on, I tend to advise apart from douching which is not always possible, to eat sensibly for 12-24 hours before, and make sure no junk food or curries etc, but to make sure there's some ruffage such as bran, that generally sorts it out. Go to the loo about an hour before seeing me and of course wash thoroughly. Based on this, very few embarassing moments. |
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Plenty of times you'll be nugget free even without douching...... but even so, I don't think a few skids and a pebble or two on a cock is that much of a problem for most guys.
However, if it's an all nighter and later on the gal squats down for a reverse cowgirl ride....... he could be in the danger zone with all that lube still up there and no anti-slide log grip. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Plenty of times you'll be nugget free even without douching...... but even so, I don't think a few skids and a pebble or two on a cock is that much of a problem for most guys.
However, if it's an all nighter and later on the gal squats down for a reverse cowgirl ride....... he could be in the danger zone with all that lube still up there and no anti-slide log grip."
Ha ha funny as fuck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Soap water and a shower can be a fun way to clean any unwanted mess a shower for 2 is fun anyway lol best be thoughtful to the lady concerned that's all spare her embarrassment |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Ive never had any accidents during bum sex before - However last night the accident happened ... didn't really bother me too much however my lady friend was mortified !!"
I have been puzzling over this for several minutes now... and is nt it a bit like asking ..
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How often do you get wet when standing under the shower? |
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"Plenty of times you'll be nugget free even without douching...... but even so, I don't think a few skids and a pebble or two on a cock is that much of a problem for most guys.
However, if it's an all nighter and later on the gal squats down for a reverse cowgirl ride....... he could be in the danger zone with all that lube still up there and no anti-slide log grip."
This sounding like an episode of Soccer Am.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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did you use too much lube?
we have only had issues if we use vast quantities of lube, I mostly do a quick douche first but not always the case.
But if it happens again just wet wipe casually and reassure it's not a problem.
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I will say no more other than.she aint never had anal sex again 
the thought of that happening mortifies me.