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"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!
Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.
Bucket or not.
Mrs "
I think you’d grip me and expertly milk me. So defo not a welly topper  |
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"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!
Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.
Bucket or not.
Mrs
I think you’d grip me and expertly milk me. So defo not a welly topper "
Welly topper not heard that one before
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over a year ago
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"The veg size? Pumpkin? Marrow?
Vag (vagina/vagine/muff/beever/pussy/lady garden/kebab/ham sandwich/ beef curtains)
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Ah, it’s my failing eyesight - sorry |
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"Is it a perfect vag? Is it straight up?
Do you have good chat too?
Will I like you?
These are important questions "
It's nice and neat, smooth, I'm not sure what it's chats like though & I hope so
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"Give us a clue OP - how long does the echo go on for?
2.4 seconds the Mr just informed me.
Mrs "
Given speed of sound in air is about 330 m/s then I guess that makes it about 400m deep. Probably still a bit tight for some of the big boys on here  |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
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"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!
Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.
Bucket or not.
Mrs "
Is it just the hotdog sausage or are you including the bun and onion topping  |
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"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!
Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.
Bucket or not.
Mrs
Is it just the hotdog sausage or are you including the bun and onion topping "
Bun and toppings too stick some ketchup and mustard in there for good measure  |
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"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!
Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.
Bucket or not.
Mrs "
Put it this way when you watch the tv with your legs open, I can feel the draft.
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"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!
Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.
Bucket or not.
Mrs
Put it this way when you watch the tv with your legs open, I can feel the draft.
The mr "
you love my breezy vag, someone has to, my condolences!!
Mrs |
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"Well since there's one for cock, guess my vag size!
Can you throw a hotdog down an alleyway or will it squeeze you tight.
Bucket or not.
Mrs
Put it this way when you watch the tv with your legs open, I can feel the draft.
The mr
you love my breezy vag, someone has to, my condolences!!
Mrs "
It’s ok I guess, fabreeze helps.
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"Personally I love a bucket.
Well good news for you I can fit 4 buckets
Mrs
I like a KFC as much as the next gal but 4 buckets, well that's a lot of chicken  "
But it's finger licking good
Yep, just made myself cringe there
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
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"Personally I love a bucket.
Well good news for you I can fit 4 buckets
Mrs
I like a KFC as much as the next gal but 4 buckets, well that's a lot of chicken
But it's finger licking good
Yep, just made myself cringe there
Mrs "
I'm sure you are Mrs |
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