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The most interesting swinger in the world
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
Mr.Lovelybum is the most interesting swinger in the world because:
1. If he thinks about a woman, she begins ovulating
2. His penis is so large , it has a penis
3. All of his bodily fluids smell like flowers
4. The G spot was named after his dog
5. The sperm bank has him listed as a universal donor
6. The HMRC requires him to list his penis as an asset on his tax return forms
7. When he goes to a bar, it immediately becomes ladies night
8. His blood type is xxx
9. His underwear hang in the rafters of swing clubs like retired jerseys
10. If he stopped using condoms, the stock market would collapse
11. Women who dream of him call him to thank him for the best sex of their lives
12. Swing clubs pay him to enter
13. He won the only Nobel prize given for sex---twice
14. The word "charisma" didnt exist before he was born
15. Fabs was created so that women might feel closer to him
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That confirms this is Mr_ovelybum online then lol
with the biggest fattest look at me thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nothing wrong with a LOOK AT ME thread! Plenty do it day in day out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That confirms this is Mr_ovelybum online then lol
with the biggest fattest look at me thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing wrong with a LOOK AT ME thread! Plenty do it day in day out "
LOOK AT ME   |
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
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"That confirms this is Mr_ovelybum online then lol
with the biggest fattest look at me thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
NO NO that's definitely not the case. He is banned from our internet provider as their servers just couldn't co op with the traffic if he pops online  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can confirm that everything Lovelybum says about Mr Lovelybum is completely true. I should know, I taught him everything he knows.... Have always wondered who his teacher was
I also do home tuition lol  "
Can you do home hairdressing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can confirm that everything Lovelybum says about Mr Lovelybum is completely true. I should know, I taught him everything he knows.... Have always wondered who his teacher was
I also do home tuition lol
Can you do home hairdressing?"
ah - you spotted the gap in my skill-set  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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JUST for the record. I'm the most interesting swinger on here
Can I class myself as a swinger if I never get any meets?
Maybe I'm more of a swinglet.
I'm the most interesting swinglet on here x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"JUST for the record. I'm the most interesting swinger on here
Can I class myself as a swinger if I never get any meets?
Maybe I'm more of a swinglet.
I'm the most interesting swinglet on here x
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If you never get any meets I'd call you a swingleton |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"JUST for the record. I'm the most interesting swinger on here
Can I class myself as a swinger if I never get any meets?
Maybe I'm more of a swinglet.
I'm the most interesting swinglet on here x
If you never get any meets I'd call you a swingleton "
I will refrase to. I can get meets but I'm choosy
Has a better ring to it I feel.
And sort that f..king man garden out. I've heard rumours of indigenous tribes living in there  love love x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"JUST for the record. I'm the most interesting swinger on here
Can I class myself as a swinger if I never get any meets?
Maybe I'm more of a swinglet.
I'm the most interesting swinglet on here x
If you never get any meets I'd call you a swingleton
I will refrase to. I can get meets but I'm choosy
Has a better ring to it I feel.
And sort that f..king man garden out. I've heard rumours of indigenous tribes living in there love love x"
indigenous? nah, only room for the digenous ones |
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