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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Guess mine. Be exact.

When someone gets it. They’ll be told.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From the tip to the base.

It's that size.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Akin to packet of original oreos but with three eaten??

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

The size of that fish

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

One and a bit Greggs sausage roll?

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"From the tip to the base.

It's that size."

Got to be close with that.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

1x Sky TV remote (the newer ones)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

0.39 cubits.

J

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

1.368 Amazon Firestick remotes.

LvM

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Is it based on the size of the picture

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By *ohnboy64Man  over a year ago

Blackpool

Just measured it for you. Exactly one and a half inches on my phone screen.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

I've no idea. But people may like it. You should do the odd thread telling people about it...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

180 million beard-seconds!

J

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By *ighandhorny_69Man  over a year ago

Northampton

not sure I'll inbox and show and then guess

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

350 hands high?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One size 8 foot long

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By *oofy321Man  over a year ago

moon base zero

7.3457334 inches?

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By *teveuk77Man  over a year ago

uk

600 pixels??

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff

A couple of inches, or is it a few. This always confuses me. Anyway...

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By *assysaz40Man  over a year ago

chorley

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One fab sized photo size ratio

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By *hrimper36Couple  over a year ago

Central France dept 36

Ah this old chestnut.

You had a picture which you removed because it showed your cock to be an average size at best so I’m going for 6.5 inches but clever photography is the key word with you Carrick.

T

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan  over a year ago

bedford

Cocky cockroach

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

I reckon you could fit 5 donuts on it. Let me know if I'm correct and I'll measure a donut tomorrow and get back to you with an exact number

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By *amuelsquestMan  over a year ago

Sutton at hone

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What do I win if I get it right x

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan  over a year ago

bedford

A cream pie

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By *traightcock6Man  over a year ago

___[

Please guess mine haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guess mine. Be exact.

When someone gets it. They’ll be told."

Gonna guess 7

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please guess mine haha"

7 and a half

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By *icked Game You PlayMan  over a year ago

Perth


"Please guess mine haha"
Be better wiping yer arse before posting the Xmas chipolata X

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By *ilfbonaMan  over a year ago

birmingham

Im in...happy to send pics for examining, just ask!

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By *icked Game You PlayMan  over a year ago

Perth


"Im in...happy to send pics for examining, just ask!"
go on then

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By *icked Game You PlayMan  over a year ago

Perth


"Guess mine. Be exact.

When someone gets it. They’ll be told."

8.75

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By *j202293Man  over a year ago

South Wales

5.2

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By *ove to exploreMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

I know the post is very tongue in cheek, but I’ve always found it somewhat interesting that something at face value should be relatively easy; is something that everyone is so bad at, regardless of being male or female, age, experience, vanilla/kink/swing etc.

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By *ilfbonaMan  over a year ago

birmingham


"Im in...happy to send pics for examining, just ask!go on then"

Unable to send due to your settings

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By *icked Game You PlayMan  over a year ago

Perth


"Im in...happy to send pics for examining, just ask!go on then

Unable to send due to your settings"

post it here??

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Holy mother Mary of Jesus.

Our lord saviour has arisen once more to bless us all.

Amen

The mr

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By *ossssMan  over a year ago

North East of England

Can any one guess mine soft and hard

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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ah this old chestnut.

You had a picture which you removed because it showed your cock to be an average size at best so I’m going for 6.5 inches but clever photography is the key word with you Carrick.

T"

Incorrect

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By *ikesEmBigMan  over a year ago

Herts

Tbf looks like a beast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The size of Argentina?

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By *ikesEmBigMan  over a year ago

Herts


"The size of Argentina? "

12 inches

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apple Remote

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By *ikesEmBigMan  over a year ago

Herts


"Apple Remote "

12 inches

Btw I've no idea how big an apple remote is but sounds wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apple Remote

12 inches

Btw I've no idea how big an apple remote is but sounds wrong "

Gosh, does it?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

5.4

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By *ikesEmBigMan  over a year ago

Herts


"Apple Remote

12 inches

Btw I've no idea how big an apple remote is but sounds wrong

Gosh, does it? "

4.8" apparently. That's twice the size of mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The size of Argentina?

12 inches "

Is it as big as Heathrow Airport?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most cocks on here are around 5’ 9”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most cocks on here are around 5’ 9” "

I'm 5ft 10" so can I say I'm above average?

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Unless there's an inanimate object in view for scale it's too easy to use a clever angle to get a misleading photo.

Come on folks. Play the game. Break out the sky remotes, lynx cans and hell - a tape measure if you don't want to mislead.

Them womens need to know guys, otherwise how will they completely discount the really unimportant stuff like your face, body and sparking personality in favour of your knob?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

It's this big. I'm holding my hands the exact correct distance apart.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most cocks on here are around 5’ 9” "

Can I see your poll results please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's this big. I'm holding my hands the exact correct distance apart."

She knows a big cock when she sees one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unless there's an inanimate object in view for scale it's too easy to use a clever angle to get a misleading photo.

Come on folks. Play the game. Break out the sky remotes, lynx cans and hell - a tape measure if you don't want to mislead.

Them womens need to know guys, otherwise how will they completely discount the really unimportant stuff like your face, body and sparking personality in favour of your knob? "

I use a Mr sheen can, lynx and sky remotes are too common

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By *ikesEmBigMan  over a year ago

Herts

I just angle mine toward the sun

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By *ovetolick78Man  over a year ago

The Shire


"Unless there's an inanimate object in view for scale it's too easy to use a clever angle to get a misleading photo.

Come on folks. Play the game. Break out the sky remotes, lynx cans and hell - a tape measure if you don't want to mislead.

Them womens need to know guys, otherwise how will they completely discount the really unimportant stuff like your face, body and sparking personality in favour of your knob?

I use a Mr sheen can, lynx and sky remotes are too common "

Extra points for originally

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By *ovetolick78Man  over a year ago

The Shire


"Most cocks on here are around 5’ 9”

Can I see your poll results please? "

Well someone is about to be bombarded with cock pics lol.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Its a standard size linx anti perspirant size

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By *ikesEmBigMan  over a year ago

Herts


"Its a standard size linx anti perspirant size "

Mines travel size

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/09/23 09:56:10]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unless there's an inanimate object in view for scale it's too easy to use a clever angle to get a misleading photo.

Come on folks. Play the game. Break out the sky remotes, lynx cans and hell - a tape measure if you don't want to mislead.

Them womens need to know guys, otherwise how will they completely discount the really unimportant stuff like your face, body and sparking personality in favour of your knob?

I use a Mr sheen can, lynx and sky remotes are too common

Extra points for originally "

Cheers I use a watch to illustrate girth too

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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Tell you what the chat in here is cliche and boring. Get some new material

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell you what the chat in here is cliche and boring. Get some new material "

Whilst asking folk to guess the size of your cock is cutting edge.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell you what the chat in here is cliche and boring. Get some new material

Whilst asking folk to guess the size of your cock is cutting edge. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell you what the chat in here is cliche and boring. Get some new material

Whilst asking folk to guess the size of your cock is cutting edge. "

Exactly

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

cocks cocks and more cocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bigger than a peperami, smaller than a tin of Pringles.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Tell you what the chat in here is cliche and boring. Get some new material "

Yeah guys!

Try something new and original like this dude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell you what the chat in here is cliche and boring. Get some new material

Whilst asking folk to guess the size of your cock is cutting edge. "

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By *ommyTighMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

9.5 - someone’s gotta guess right, right

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Tell you what the chat in here is cliche and boring. Get some new material

Yeah guys!

Try something new and original like this dude "

Is a form of quantum entanglement that can transcend time and space?

Not sure it's entirely original, but I haven't heard anyone else voice a similar question.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"9.5 - someone’s gotta guess right, right"

Like, actual measurement, or the size he tells himself?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Is a form of quantum entanglement that can transcend time and space?"

Well, if you’ve seen Interstellar …

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"9.5 - someone’s gotta guess right, right

Like, actual measurement, or the size he tells himself?"

Size he wants to hear, id be suprised if its over 7, theres a reason his hands or an object is nowhere near it.

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By *moothpussyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

10"

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Is a form of quantum entanglement that can transcend time and space?

Well, if you’ve seen Interstellar …"

Splendid call sir.

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By *arried West End CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

We’re in

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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"9.5 - someone’s gotta guess right, right

Like, actual measurement, or the size he tells himself?

Size he wants to hear, id be suprised if its over 7, theres a reason his hands or an object is nowhere near it."

Well you’ll be surprised then

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"9.5 - someone’s gotta guess right, right

Like, actual measurement, or the size he tells himself?

Size he wants to hear, id be suprised if its over 7, theres a reason his hands or an object is nowhere near it.

Well you’ll be surprised then "

Let's see the tape measure then.

Mrs

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So... I reckon my answer is the most accurate.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Tell you what the chat in here is cliche and boring. Get some new material

Whilst asking folk to guess the size of your cock is cutting edge. "

I'd keep one's cock away from the cutting edge

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman  over a year ago

Kent

Why?

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

No one's won yet?

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"Why? "

It's all about his sausage with that fella

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By *warf with a mulletMan  over a year ago

barry

Not as big as you pretend it is

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Nobody cares

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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No one's won yet?"

I know. Edge of the seat stuff x

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"Nobody cares"

True. Or they got bored with all the other posts where he talks about his amazing self.

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"Nobody cares

True. Or they got bored with all the other posts where he talks about his amazing self. "

Allegedly* amazing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why?

It's all about his sausage with that fella "

I’ve noticed that too

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Why?

It's all about his sausage with that fella

I’ve noticed that too "

Every post, I'd love to see the tape measure out

Mrs

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By *erbert the pervertMan  over a year ago

party in your panties

Can I play

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By *erbert the pervertMan  over a year ago

party in your panties


"Can I play"

I mean guess my penis size

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By *cnugatugMan  over a year ago

Chatham


"Guess mine. Be exact.

When someone gets it. They’ll be told."

slightly larger then a large can of lynx Africa

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By *oveallMan  over a year ago

kells

Is this for ladies only

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By *hrimper36Couple  over a year ago

Central France dept 36


"No one's won yet?

I know. Edge of the seat stuff x"

Yea but I came closer than all the others.

T

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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No one's won yet?

I know. Edge of the seat stuff x

Yea but I came closer than all the others.

T"

Did you?

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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No one's won yet?

I know. Edge of the seat stuff x

Yea but I came closer than all the others.

T

Did you? "

You were way out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As long and as big as you perceive or what is read on your measuring implement

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s this big {…………}

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"9.5 - someone’s gotta guess right, right

Like, actual measurement, or the size he tells himself?

Size he wants to hear, id be suprised if its over 7, theres a reason his hands or an object is nowhere near it.

Well you’ll be surprised then "

No I won t.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

8.3 inches

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By *ikingCymraegMan  over a year ago

Caerdydd

Size is the same as the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"8.3 inches "

Is that all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"8.3 inches "

You aren't pal, unless measuring from you balls.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"8.3 inches

You aren't pal, unless measuring from you balls. "

Most certainly am my friend

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Posting the same pic a year later…is that because it’s a year older now and it’s starting to shrivel and go grey?

K

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"8.3 inches "

Seen bigger.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"8.3 inches

You aren't pal, unless measuring from you balls.

Most certainly am my friend "

Post a pic next to a tape measure or object then and prove us wrong...I'd say you're 7 inches max measured right.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"8.3 inches

Seen bigger......."

Bigger than 8.3?

Or bigger 8.3’s

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"8.3 inches

Seen bigger.......

Bigger than 8.3?

Or bigger 8.3’s "

The former.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Great game

Nice traffic to the profile

Got a few Snapchat adds - lovely

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"8.3 inches "

Where's the proof

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Well that's weird, because I'm four inches and you look smaller...

LvM

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By *usie pTV/TS  over a year ago

taunton

Are we using imperial inches or fab inches?

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By *warf with a mulletMan  over a year ago

barry


"8.3 inches "

Measuring fro. Your arsehole are you, no fucking way is that 8.3 Inches

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

8.3cm is really impressive OP

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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Tiny compared to Harold's

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By *arrickreal OP   Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Tiny compared to Harold's "

That’s like saying your crap at tennis cause you’re not Novak Djokovic haha.

There are some very good tennis players out there.

My cock is winning championships..

Plus I mean I have fabulous face

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Guess away

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By *unxicanMan  over a year ago

Norwich

2.5 inch bigger than mine.

Guess you don't get enough attention without this thread about your cock.

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