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What is under your bed .

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The floor

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

My work ops kit in case I go on a site visit. Gym bag. Swim bag. Toy bag.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The empty husks of all my past lovers.

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Spare bedding in a plastic box.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dunno, but I can hear breathing.

I’m scared to look.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Monsters. Duh.

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Clowns

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By *oadsafun1960Man over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

The Bogeyman

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Dust and bills

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast

A monster clown bogeyman

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I dunno, but I can hear breathing.

I’m scared to look."

Sorry.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Monsters. Duh."

Also sorry

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By *essaMayWoman over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

Dust mainly

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

Spare bedding and lego

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"The empty husks of all my past lovers."

Can I come out soon?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Also sorry

You’re not a monster. Daftie.

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By *warf with a mulletMan over a year ago

barry

6 air rifles 9 air pistols ,about 35 tins of pellets and a barbie doll.

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Fluff

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By *ixed MisterMan over a year ago

London

A stupid large collection of DVDs, that I can't bring myself to get rid of.

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"6 air rifles 9 air pistols ,about 35 tins of pellets and a barbie doll."

Well you've got to have something to aim at

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Dust n fluff I suspect - havn't looked, slovenly slut

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The empty husks of all my past lovers.

Can I come out soon?

Have you refilled?

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Spare bedding, a tent and mats, a memory box and a bag of go-to gifts for kids parties.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

A spider or five.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS over a year ago

stockport

Dust

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Also sorry

You’re not a monster. Daftie."

It's cute that you believe that...

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"Spare bedding, a tent and mats, a memory box and a bag of go-to gifts for kids parties. "

Now that what a call being prepared

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Last time I moved my bed to vacuum underneath I found some odd socks, chocolate wrappers, hair bobbles and an empty condom wrapper.

And lots of dust bunnies.

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By *elloWoman over a year ago

alpha centauri

Biscuit wrapper,

a vacuum sealed bag full of clothes which I swear I will fit back into again at some point,

a box full of random chargers which I can't remember what any of them are for but can't bin because is then find an electric item without a charger.

Oh and probably a kitty cat snuggled up under there too.

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

My boots and the duvet.

Nita

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

A copy of the Kama Sutra lest I forget anything

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Yoghurt lid (face down obv), plastic broken object, deodorant lid, Madeli...

Nope I'm not doing it.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

Quite often my wife’s socks and knickers.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Tools

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dunno, but I can hear breathing.

I’m scared to look.

Sorry."

What ya doing under there?

Get under me instead.

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

Wrapping paper and my magic wand and rest my kit bag

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Dust.

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By *eartsmanMan over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Box of Malteseers

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

My naughty toy box and boxes of forgotten shoes

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By *eonMan over a year ago

Belfast

Junk mainly

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Random bits and pieces and sex toys.

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By *unxicanMan over a year ago

Norwich

A huge plastic container full of .....

Ladies can wear them, but not clothes.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Bedding and shoes. Exciting stuff

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 plastic boxes of jumpers. Some craft stuff a nd a few dust bunnies.

I was hoping to find a hot man under there but alas, no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Carpet

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I dunno, but I can hear breathing.

I’m scared to look.

Sorry.

What ya doing under there?

Get under me instead."

Oops. I must have misheard the instruction the first time

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Its just the beast under your bed in your closet in your head

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

The Brinks mat millions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gas mask sounding rods and dildos

chastiy cages and my cpap machine

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