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What are NOT your Saturday night plans

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

Twist on what are your Saturday night plans

Curly wurly for the most ridiculous thing that you’re NOT doing

I’m not spending Saturday night being passed around the Swedish beach volleyball womens team hot tub like a human s.x toy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will NOT be trying to curl out a cable in the style of a Mr Whippy.

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I plan not to pop my clogs.

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

It is a secret I am afraid.

Can I still have the curly wurly though?

I assure you that it would the most ridiculous thing on here. Use your imagination, multiply that by a billion and then you may be somewhere near.

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

I won’t be meeting a lovely couple tonight.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

We will not be having a skydiving orgy, where the landing zone is also covered in jello for rolling around in

LvM

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS over a year ago

Carlisle

Hopefully a hot fuck!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

I will not be covertly filming Jennie’s secret adventures for an award winning Netflix documentary series

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

"We will not be having a skydiving orgy, where the landing zone is also covered in jello for rolling around in

LvM"

Dammit I had my parachute ready

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By *imply DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

I definitely WON’T be having a steamy all-nighter with two bi young athletic guys.

Not a chance, now where’s my wine.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan over a year ago

A den in the Glen

I definitely won't be answering the door to an outrageously hot cougar in some sort of strange handyman/burlesque fusion mash up lingerie wear as she asks me.

"Hi I've come to repair your washing machine"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not having an orgy with the Mr and several women.

Mrs

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By *oadsafun1960Man over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

I'm not winning the omaze prize draw for a house.

Might have been in with a chance if I'd bought a ticket

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By *apidaryMan over a year ago

Chipping Norton

I will not be sailing down the Yangtze on board a floating palace with two or three chosen female companions from Fab, whilst a hundred course banquet of delicacies is alternated with laughter, thoughtful conversation, magnums of Cheval Blanc 1947, and every sexual delight the world has yet dreamt of.

Actually, now I come to think of it, it all sounds faintly exhausting. I shall opt for lower maintenance fantasies in future.

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