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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here. "Hi excuse me sorry to intrude I was looking for the woman's only thread and seem to have stumbled into here. Are interested in seeing a trick? Ignore the smell it is just my yolk. | |||
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"Pockets? Have you ever met a woman Nero? Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras "Those are not the pockets he was referring to. | |||
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"Pockets? Have you ever met a woman Nero? Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras "Oh god, a knowna woman that literally keeps everything in her bar on a night out and you can't tell...... its like Mary Poppins bag when she goes rummaging. | |||
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"But I'm an "That's what Loralie said....be gone you devil woman. | |||
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"But we fall for their wicked tricks time and time again......its the boobs that draw us in like the call of a siren. "• Is that because we are weak and easily corrupted?  | |||
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"Pockets? Have you ever met a woman Nero? Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras
Those are not the pockets he was referring to. "Oh. That pocket may be plush, but it's certainly not expensive | |||
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"How safe?
And who brought the potpourri? "Potpourri???? I thought it was chios and was looking for the dip. | |||
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"But we fall for their wicked tricks time and time again......its the boobs that draw us in like the call of a siren.
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Is that because we are weak and easily corrupted? "Speak for yourself, I'm a strong independent man and I done need.......oh look boobs.  | |||
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"I like that there's now a forum poster who does these sorts of threads. Really helps balance out things what with the constant men bashing. Thank you for promoting equality, Nero. "• I'm here to please. And satisfy. | |||
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"How safe?
And who brought the potpourri?
Potpourri???? I thought it was chios and was looking for the dip. "These Crudités are exceptionaly fragrant,…and crispy. | |||
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"How safe?
And who brought the potpourri?
Potpourri???? I thought it was chios and was looking for the dip.
These Crudités are exceptionaly fragrant,…and crispy. "Nom nom nom Taste nice tho.  | |||
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"Nero. There’s a lot of women in here… We need a doorman. … sorry. ‘Person’. "License Expired .. sorry | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here. "Absolutely | |||
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"Nero. There’s a lot of women in here… We need a doorman. … sorry. ‘Person’.
License Expired .. sorry "I expected as much. | |||
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"Pockets? Have you ever met a woman Nero? Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras "• I 'Prey' for the day I meet a goth woman who will set me dead straight like a cunning trajectory. Prey: would you do a handbag photo challenge? | |||
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"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery? "I wouldn't be surprised you look magic to me | |||
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"Nero. There’s a lot of women in here… We need a doorman. … sorry. ‘Person’. "• I hear you, brother. † | |||
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"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?
I wouldn't be surprised you look magic to me "I have a few tricks up my sleeve | |||
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"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?
I wouldn't be surprised you look magic to me
I have a few tricks up my sleeve "I'd certainly like to look up them . | |||
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"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?
I wouldn't be surprised you look magic to me
I have a few tricks up my sleeve
I'd certainly like to look up them ." | |||
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"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery? "• No, I'm sorry Duchess, you need to put your varifocals back on: I accused you of being saucy. | |||
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"But I'm an "you certainly look it | |||
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"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?
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No, I'm sorry Duchess, you need to put your varifocals back on: I accused you of being saucy. "The plot thicken I'm still in though still sounds magic | |||
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"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?
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No, I'm sorry Duchess, you need to put your varifocals back on: I accused you of being saucy. "Damn! I'll put my pointy hat, flowing robes and magic wand back in the cupboard | |||
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"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?
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No, I'm sorry Duchess, you need to put your varifocals back on: I accused you of being saucy.
The plot thicken
I'm still in though still sounds magic "He's trying to confuse an old lady with tricks and word play. | |||
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"I'm safe not been near a woman in years "• You're not missing much my dear fellow, other than a volley of poisoned lead-tipped arrows! | |||
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"Pockets? Have you ever met a woman Nero? Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras
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I 'Prey' for the day I meet a goth woman who will set me dead straight like a cunning trajectory.
Prey: would you do a handbag photo challenge?"Actual handbag or how much can I stuff in my bra challenge? | |||
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"Pockets? Have you ever met a woman Nero? Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras
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I 'Prey' for the day I meet a goth woman who will set me dead straight like a cunning trajectory.
Prey: would you do a handbag photo challenge?
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Actual handbag or how much can I stuff in my bra challenge?"• Actual handbag. | |||
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"Pockets? Have you ever met a woman Nero? Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras
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I 'Prey' for the day I meet a goth woman who will set me dead straight like a cunning trajectory.
Prey: would you do a handbag photo challenge?
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Actual handbag or how much can I stuff in my bra challenge?
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Actual handbag."Hmm. Possibly. I don't usually do the photo challenges. But I do have some cute handbags | |||
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"In. Or am I? Am I allowed in? Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman? Would it help if I show my penis? " Can you sort of straddle the door frame,half in half out n use different voices ? | |||
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"In. Or am I? Am I allowed in? Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman? Would it help if I show my penis? Can you sort of straddle the door frame,half in half out n use different voices ?" Wouldnt be the first time | |||
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"In. Or am I? Am I allowed in? Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman? Would it help if I show my penis? Can you sort of straddle the door frame,half in half out n use different voices ? Wouldnt be the first time" I was confused about that but it was still a magical moment all the same | |||
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"In. Or am I? Am I allowed in? Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman? Would it help if I show my penis? " No it wouldn't put it away your not wonko | |||
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"Wait! Is this why you accused me of sorcery?
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No, I'm sorry Duchess, you need to put your varifocals back on: I accused you of being saucy.
The plot thicken
I'm still in though still sounds magic
He's trying to confuse an old lady with tricks and word play. "Oh mylady to me you are forever young a joy to behold. | |||
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"In. Or am I? Am I allowed in? Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman? Would it help if I show my penis? No it wouldn't put it away your not wonko" Yesh Mashter | |||
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"In. Or am I? Am I allowed in? Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman? Would it help if I show my penis? No it wouldn't put it away your not wonko Yesh Mashter" Told you dyslexia was catching | |||
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"Pockets? Have you ever met a woman Nero? Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras "Sadly true | |||
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"In. Or am I? Am I allowed in? Shall I wait in a shadowy corner on the cusp of man and woman? Would it help if I show my penis? " Left testicle is the secret signal... Just don't tell everyone. | |||
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"I'm safe not been near a woman in years
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You're not missing much my dear fellow, other than a volley of poisoned lead-tipped arrows!"Hermes arrows  | |||
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Nero you truly hold the wisdom of your namesake.
All is cleansed by the flame of satire. None may escape it's judgment.
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the shadow
For thine is the kingdom
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"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in "Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing. | |||
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"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in
Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing. "Perfect | |||
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"Think we've been out numbered now. "• Exactly. It's an invasion. They live up to our expectations of predictability. I may as well have written "free Mulberry handbags here!". | |||
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It's an invasion. They live up to our expectations of predictability. I may as well have written "free Mulberry handbags here!". "Are there? In | |||
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"I like women. Is it okay to say that in here?" • You just did. | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here. "Women?? Cunning ?? You mean women say one thing but mean another?? Nah I don't believe it  | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.
Women?? Cunning ??
You mean women say one thing but mean another??
Nah I don't believe it "
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"I like women. Is it okay to say that in here? • You just did. "There's a better class of chap in here. Well mustered, dear Nerò. | |||
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"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in
Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing. "But unsightly bulges in skirts? Trust me, I have been there | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.
Women?? Cunning ??
You mean women say one thing but mean another??
Nah I don't believe it
Wanna get married Grumps? "Point proven | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.
Women?? Cunning ??
You mean women say one thing but mean another??
Nah I don't believe it
Wanna get married Grumps?
Point proven "I’ve got a track record of getting married  | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.
Women?? Cunning ??
You mean women say one thing but mean another??
Nah I don't believe it "Don't label us all the same, I say what I think all the time, no filter is the best way to be | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.
Women?? Cunning ??
You mean women say one thing but mean another??
Nah I don't believe it
Wanna get married Grumps?
Point proven
I’ve got a track record of getting married "We noticed | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.
Women?? Cunning ??
You mean women say one thing but mean another??
Nah I don't believe it
Wanna get married Grumps?
Point proven
I’ve got a track record of getting married
We noticed "Do you wanna get married Boo? | |||
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"I like women. Is it okay to say that in here? • You just did.
There's a better class of chap in here.
Well mustered, dear Nerò."• Sprockett, my dear pocket rocket, I'm certain that behind your velvetine smooth lips you harbour a forked tongue. | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.
Women?? Cunning ??
You mean women say one thing but mean another??
Nah I don't believe it
Wanna get married Grumps?
Point proven
I’ve got a track record of getting married "Indeed.. It clearly isn't for you | |||
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"But unsightly bulges in skirts? Trust me, I have been there" I thought this was an excellent post and sadly overlooked. | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.
Women?? Cunning ??
You mean women say one thing but mean another??
Nah I don't believe it
Wanna get married Grumps?
Point proven
I’ve got a track record of getting married
We noticed
Do you wanna get married Boo? "Am I allowed several for different purposes? | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.
Women?? Cunning ??
You mean women say one thing but mean another??
Nah I don't believe it
Wanna get married Grumps?
Point proven
I’ve got a track record of getting married
We noticed
Do you wanna get married Boo?
Am I allowed several for different purposes? "Of course. That’s how it works | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.
Women?? Cunning ??
You mean women say one thing but mean another??
Nah I don't believe it
Don't label us all the same, I say what I think all the time, no filter is the best way to be "You certainly do I can't argue with that | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here.
Women?? Cunning ??
You mean women say one thing but mean another??
Nah I don't believe it
Don't label us all the same, I say what I think all the time, no filter is the best way to be
You certainly do I can't argue with that "Best way to be | |||
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"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in
Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.
But unsightly bulges in skirts?
Trust me, I have been there"Not always unsightly. | |||
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"Well I always have plenty of pocket space if and ladies require me to gaurd their personal items. "In your dress? | |||
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"Well I always have plenty of pocket space if and ladies require me to gaurd their personal items.
In your dress? "Occasionally but usually in my bra. | |||
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"Hi excuse me sorry to intrude I was looking for the woman's only thread and seem to have stumbled into here. Are interested in seeing a trick? Ignore the smell it is just my yolk." • We are all waiting with bated breaths/breasts for your promised "trick".  | |||
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"But unsightly bulges in skirts? Trust me, I have been there I thought this was an excellent post and sadly overlooked." And this, my dear Rosie, is why I love you | |||
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"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in
Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.
But unsightly bulges in skirts?
Trust me, I have been there"It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that. | |||
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"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in
Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.
But unsightly bulges in skirts?
Trust me, I have been there
It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that. "See I knew you didn't need big handbags. | |||
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"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in
Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.
But unsightly bulges in skirts?
Trust me, I have been there
It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that.
See I knew you didn't need big handbags. "This is a needs must and a slimming down exercise - which is incidentally easier to do with stuff than it is to do with body parts. | |||
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"Well I always have plenty of pocket space if and ladies require me to gaurd their personal items.
In your dress?
Occasionally but usually in my bra. "You have pockets in your bra? I need one of those | |||
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"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in
Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.
But unsightly bulges in skirts?
Trust me, I have been there
It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that.
See I knew you didn't need big handbags.
This is a needs must and a slimming down exercise - which is incidentally easier to do with stuff than it is to do with body parts. "Where do you keep your keys tho? | |||
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"Is... is it too late for me?
LvM"• It's never too late for you. It's more the merrier and less of the derrière. | |||
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"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in
Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.
But unsightly bulges in skirts?
Trust me, I have been there
It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that.
See I knew you didn't need big handbags.
This is a needs must and a slimming down exercise - which is incidentally easier to do with stuff than it is to do with body parts.
Where do you keep your keys tho? "Only exactly what's needed, goes in with the lip balm. No fancy keychains. | |||
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"Ooh is there a dress with pockets? I’m in
Last 2 skirts I bought have pockets. It’s amazing.
But unsightly bulges in skirts?
Trust me, I have been there
It's all about prioritisation - lip balm, phone with card in lieu of wallet and that's it. But it's progress, and I'll take that.
See I knew you didn't need big handbags.
This is a needs must and a slimming down exercise - which is incidentally easier to do with stuff than it is to do with body parts.
Where do you keep your keys tho?
Only exactly what's needed, goes in with the lip balm. No fancy keychains. "Spare change? | |||
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"Pockets? Have you ever met a woman Nero? Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras "Get a wheelchair! Mine has loads of pockets and a cup holder | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here. ""Are there any women here" You know you're not allowed at the stoning | |||
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"Pockets? Have you ever met a woman Nero? Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras
Get a wheelchair! Mine has loads of pockets and a cup holder "• Does your wheelchair have Gø»Faster» stripes, KC²? | |||
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"He just wants all the men to himself. " • Perhaps... | |||
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"Pockets? Have you ever met a woman Nero? Our kind are not permitted the convenience of pockets. Hence handbags and stashing things in bras
Get a wheelchair! Mine has loads of pockets and a cup holder
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Does your wheelchair have Gø»Faster» stripes, KC²? "No. But it does have some abstract decals on the frame. It's a rather sexy red coloured chair | |||
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"Is... is it too late for me?
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It's never too late for you. It's more the merrier and less of the derrière."Sorry, *less* of the derrière? Yeah, nah, I'm out
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"Is... is it too late for me?
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It's never too late for you. It's more the merrier and less of the derrière.
Sorry, *less* of the derrière? Yeah, nah, I'm out
LvM"• Oh, ye of fickle mind!! | |||
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"Phew, somewhere safe, away from the barrage of boob and vag pics that flow to my inbox like a tsunami." Wish I had that issue BabaYaga.. So, I'm returning to my Quiet corner | |||
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"Dear men, keep away from women. They are not to be trusted. They line their plush and expensive pockets with cheap tricks and cunning schemes. They are the prestidigitators, charlatans and good looking eggs with foul yolks. This thread is your sanctuary. You are safe here. "All of them?blimey every day is a school day | |||
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"I like women. Is it okay to say that in here? • You just did.
There's a better class of chap in here.
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Sprockett, my dear pocket rocket, I'm certain that behind your velvetine smooth lips you harbour a forked tongue. "Its my USP, Neró. | |||
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"I like women. Is it okay to say that in here? • You just did.
There's a better class of chap in here.
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Sprockett, my dear pocket rocket, I'm certain that behind your velvetine smooth lips you harbour a forked tongue.
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Its my USP, Neró."• I knew it!! | |||
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"He just wants all the men to himself. • Perhaps... "No no he's distracting you whilst he nabs all of the women!  | |||
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"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps " • It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform. | |||
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"A gentleman can never have enough women. "Hey, that’s *my* line. | |||
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"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps • It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform." Dang ladies we've been rumbled, hide until they pass out | |||
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"Who wants a slice of cake? Danish x" What sort of cake are we talking? | |||
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"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps • It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform. Dang ladies we've been rumbled, hide until they pass out" Most of the time we just pretend we are asleep. | |||
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"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps • It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform. Dang ladies we've been rumbled, hide until they pass out Most of the time we just pretend we are asleep. " **peeps in** | |||
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"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps • It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform. Dang ladies we've been rumbled, hide until they pass out · Most of the time we just pretend we are asleep." • Wôôdy is correct: we lie like sleeping dragons guarding our self-respect like a hoard of gold. | |||
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"**twirls in, pops a tray of freshly baked delicious cookies on the table, throws some glitter, twirls out shouting** carry on chaps • It's not glitter. It's sprinkles of something laced with chloroform. Dang ladies we've been rumbled, hide until they pass out · Most of the time we just pretend we are asleep. • Wôôdy is correct: we lie like sleeping dragons guarding our self-respect like a hoard of gold." I have a dragon, buts she's a girl her name is Seraphina and she likes belly rubs | |||
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"We are never safe, lol" • We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom. | |||
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"We are never safe, lol • We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom." In | |||
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"We are never safe, lol • We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom." You can nuzzle into my moobs on Friday if all else fails | |||
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"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack**" Holy shit 
This is a glitter safe space | |||
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"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack** Holy shit
This is a glitter safe space "**backs out** sorry | |||
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"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack** Holy shit
This is a glitter safe space
**backs out** sorry " | |||
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"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack** Holy shit
This is a glitter safe space
**backs out** sorry "Regroup and re enter! | |||
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"We are never safe, lol • We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom." Erm, excuse me! I've already told you, you can rest your head on mine ONCE! Grumpys moobs afterwards | |||
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"We are never safe, lol • We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom. Erm, excuse me! I've already told you, you can rest your head on mine ONCE! Grumpys moobs afterwards " In | |||
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"We are never safe, lol • We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom. Erm, excuse me! I've already told you, you can rest your head on mine ONCE! Grumpys moobs afterwards " I'll accept the offer if its still going. | |||
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"We are never safe, lol • We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom. Erm, excuse me! I've already told you, you can rest your head on mine ONCE! Grumpys moobs afterwards I'll accept the offer if its still going. "GRUMPY....get your moobs out! | |||
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"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack** Holy shit
This is a glitter safe space
**backs out** sorry
Regroup and re enter! "Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack** | |||
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"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack** Holy shit
This is a glitter safe space
**backs out** sorry
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Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**"Let’s take wonko as a hostage | |||
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"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack** Holy shit
This is a glitter safe space
**backs out** sorry
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Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**
Let’s take wonko as a hostage "I have 0 ransom value bad choice | |||
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"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack** Holy shit
This is a glitter safe space
**backs out** sorry
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Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**
Let’s take wonko as a hostage
I have 0 ransom value bad choice "I'm gonna cover you in glitter and _nitter kisses | |||
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"We are never safe, lol • We need the sanctuary of a woman's bosom. Erm, excuse me! I've already told you, you can rest your head on mine ONCE! Grumpys moobs afterwards I'll accept the offer if its still going.
GRUMPY....get your moobs out! " | |||
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"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack** Holy shit
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Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**
Let’s take wonko as a hostage
I have 0 ransom value bad choice "You’ve jaffas | |||
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"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack** Holy shit
This is a glitter safe space
**backs out** sorry
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Back up has arrived whoop **activates babckpack**
Let’s take wonko as a hostage
I have 0 ransom value bad choice
I'm gonna cover you in glitter and _nitter kisses "I might have allowed it if it was googly eyes | |||
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"**sneaks in with ghostbuster glitter backpack** Holy shit
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**backs out** sorry
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Let’s take wonko as a hostage
I have 0 ransom value bad choice
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I have 0 ransom value bad choice
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