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Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"so heres to peaches laine and kink
i admire and enjoy you all
more than you think
your wit and your candour
surpass all of mine
on this day of days
be my valentine"
Awwwwwwwwwwww ta OLM  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so heres to peaches laine and kink
i admire and enjoy you all
more than you think
your wit and your candour
surpass all of mine
on this day of days
be my valentine
Awwwwwwwwwwww ta OLM "
hey we could all just make it a big billy-no-mates love-in. now, where's that baby oil.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and yet another saddo joins the ranks.. hi everyone xx
awwwww did rusticles not say summit nice about your busticles??
not that im aware of "
I'm sure he'll spoil you and your busticles very soon  |
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I'm truly perplexed with all these Valentines threads. I bet Match.com haven't had half as much!
Thing is the same people sad at not getting cards happily claim to love being single and nit having partners.
Make your minds up!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and yet another saddo joins the ranks.. hi everyone xx
awwwww did rusticles not say summit nice about your busticles??
not that im aware of
I'm sure he'll spoil you and your busticles very soon "
he's more steak n blow job day kinda guy  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm truly perplexed with all these Valentines threads. I bet Match.com haven't had half as much!
Thing is the same people sad at not getting cards happily claim to love being single and nit having partners.
Make your minds up!
Umm I think about 95% is all a bit tounge in cheek!
Who doesn't want a compliment now and again?
I don't care I have been single for 7 years and yes I am quite happy with it, doesn't mean I can't have a laugh at the same time
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus christ, single men always moaning about lack of single women, having seen how hot the ladies on this thread are, why did'nt you guys think, send a valentine message, jobs a goodun lol. "
I did put up a valentines thread and I an still laid on my bed alone pmsfl oh well that worked well lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another one reporting in here, not a sniff of a valentine despite my efforts with my avatar lol
What a lovely rose, is it scented "
Lol it was indeed Eau de Fusion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another one reporting in here, not a sniff of a valentine despite my efforts with my avatar lol
I've just fabbed your new Avatar - does that count "
Thank you kindly young lady |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Another one reporting in here, not a sniff of a valentine despite my efforts with my avatar lol
What a lovely rose, is it scented
Lol it was indeed Eau de Fusion "
you would have to bring it closer as i have a bad cold and find it difficult to smell anything  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm truly perplexed with all these Valentines threads. I bet Match.com haven't had half as much!
Thing is the same people sad at not getting cards happily claim to love being single and nit having partners.
Make your minds up!
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I did't get anything but I'm certainly not sad about it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another one reporting in here, not a sniff of a valentine despite my efforts with my avatar lol
What a lovely rose, is it scented
Lol it was indeed Eau de Fusion
you would have to bring it closer as i have a bad cold and find it difficult to smell anything "
Now there's a thought  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
"
Can I join you |
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"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
Can I join you "
Anytime hun x |
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happy valentines to all us Billy no mates lol x
