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Secret (mostly) Valentine Messages....
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 There's one forumite who's definately Numero Uno in the popularity stakes at the moment - hope his head doesn't get too big to get into Maccy D's 
Here's the first tranche:
For all knight long....will you be my rough diamond  333
This one is for Ryan:
For my furry likkle lustmonkey,
What's underneath that flag -
A burger, a chicken, a christmas cracker?
Or a jam packed Maccy's bag?
(Gimme a nibble!)
Happy Valentines x
Anon
To Tease and Temptation
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My burgers are tasty
Nutritious too
How about spreading my relish on you
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Led on the counter
Licking McFlurry
Please no mirage
I'm about to go large !
Happy Valentines Day
Not sure who this one is for…
Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits
A valentines message it's true
Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits
It's penned especially for you.
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Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits
You're wise and full of tips
Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits
I love to ogle your tits
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Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits
The sender is hidden from you
Lickety Splits, Lickety Splits
Snacks is your only clue
Jord ..
Fancy a Fuck..
This one is for Funky:
Roses are red,
Time machines are blue,
Have you finished it yet,
Or are you missing a screw?
x
Anon
One for SpaceCowboy:
Now if I were a cowgirl,
I'd straddle you with pride,
Your girth adorned with metal
What a bucking bronco ride!
Yippykayay
Happy Valentines x
Anon
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"There doesn't appear to be many entry's lol" Give us a fecking chance...takes some doing putting all those ruddy lovehearts in | |||
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"There doesn't appear to be many entry's lol" perhaps following the lead of the pontiff and pulled out early. | |||
"There doesn't appear to be many entry's lol Give us a fecking chance...takes some doing putting all those ruddy lovehearts in "Type with both hands | |||
Happy valentines to any one who cares .. | |||
the only Minxie minx.
Dear Sexy bum.
Feelings are many the distance so far,
the friendship is awesome and true,
my heart is your heart ,
your smile lights up my life,
my lips they long for you.
Happy Valentine's Minxie.......S xxx
My Valentine, you’re all I want;
In you, I find joy and delight;
You give me everything I need;
I’m happiest when you’re in sight.
I think of you both night and day;
I’m drawn to you in pure attraction;
When you’re not here, I ache for you,
For your fulfilling satisfaction.
I dreamed of love like this, and yet,
I never thought that I would capture
The deep, exciting thrills we have,
This intoxicating bliss and rapture.
Please be my Valentine, and more;
Be my life, my world, my all;
Together we can be content,
And share life’s pleasures, big and small.
To Sammi all my love from Billy
Xx
To Cazzaahh: Be the vein of Welsh Gold running through my life xxx
For Obihaive
I have something to day that I
Hope won't go to your head
You’re handsome, witty and charming
And very good in bed x
For Bussy
Someone who makes me laugh,
Comical, funny and daft.
One of a kind, thank the Lord,
Never ever lost for a word.
Every time we do meet,
Sugary treats we greet
And
Just try and guess who this is from
And of course I will keep,
Mum
Think he'll guess, it's one of two ladies
if i bought you flowers
and sent them to blondcaz
would you sneer and chuck them
or put them in a vase
if i sent you juicy grapes
growing on a vine
could i feed them to you
and be your valentine xxxx
Hey Caz.. this is my lil Valentines message for Russ.
To my mighty fine Jaffa Cake, these past 4 months with you by my side have truly been amazing and mind blowing. You've taught me so much about myself and encouraged me into opening up and not being afraid to let go. Love you with all my heart (yes this is soppy) Love always Jelly Tot xxxxxx
Here’s someone hoping for an FFM – this one’s for Lickety and Wyrd…
To my Valentine.
Yon remind me of a good bottle of wine, some times fruity some time spicy some times with a blush, but you will always be sweet to me.
Wine should always be handled with great care, allowed to rest then gently lifted, caressing the neck an shoulders before carefully removing the top an allow to breath, while I enjoy the aroma of the sweet delicate scent.
If it fails to breathe then give it mouth to mouth resuscitation immediately.
if i bought you flowers
and sent them to blondcaz
would you sneer and chuck them
or put them in a vase
if i sent you juicy grapes
growing on a vine
could i feed them to you
and be your valentine xxxx
Hey Caz.. this is my lil Valentines message for Russ.
To my mighty fine Jaffa Cake, these past 4 months with you by my side have truly been amazing and mind blowing. You've taught me so much about myself and encouraged me into opening up and not being afraid to let go. Love you with all my heart (yes this is soppy) Love always Jelly Tot xxxxxx
Here’s someone hoping for an FFM – this one’s for Lickety and Wyrd…
To my Valentine.
Yon remind me of a good bottle of wine, some times fruity some time spicy some times with a blush, but you will always be sweet to me.
Wine should always be handled with great care, allowed to rest then gently lifted, caressing the neck an shoulders before carefully removing the top an allow to breath, while I enjoy the aroma of the sweet delicate scent.
If it fails to breathe then give it mouth to mouth resuscitation immediately.
For Licketysplits and Wyrdwoman
For Sugarkisses:
Your roses are black
but you look so sweet
I know I am too young for you
but I do love your feet
Heres a valentine one. Please address it to dirtyeyes.
Your eyes are flirty, dirtyeyes
And your piercings are a lovely surprise
That make my cock rise
So thanks for messaging me so much
Ps I'm glad your rabbit isn't in a hutch
Here's a valentine message for 'Juliethewonderslut'
I’ve spoken with a girl from Leicester,
Yes she’s the one that loves to pester,
A naughty girl that’s plain to see,
So here’s a valentine sent from me
I’ll join the queue and stand in line,
I'll hope and pray for sexy time,
She’s a horny girl, of that I'm sure,
And all my thoughts are far from pure
Body adorned with burger & fries,
Pointing to where heaven lies,
Jelly hearts that lead the way,
Oh my god I wanna play
Her name implies she’s nice & slutty,
But in her hands I won't be putty,
Hard & rampant I shall be,
Especially when she's on my knee.
I hear she likes the taste of spunk,
Provide that service will this hunk,
And if she then spits out my cum,
She'll get a spank across her bum
Aphrodite= your the one and only x
Please send this to 'cocksnogger'
I like ya bum, hun
I like your kiss, miss
I like your pussy, hussy
And all the other bits too that don't rhyme
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" For Sugarkisses: Your roses are black but you look so sweet I know I am too young for you but I do love your feet " Whoever sent this tyvm, I wasn't expecting any  | |||
Caz = sloppy kiss in a warm erotic place (you choose).
For Ryan Noair:
I wish i were a bar of soap
lying in your hand
so everytime you took a shower
id see the promised land...
For Ryan noair
Roses are red
Burgers are tasty
Give us a nibble
And it could get racy xxx
This is for Ryan!!
Ryan oh Ryan
How you make me want ya!
Your flag flying at half mast
To me is torture
I want to just to tear it off ya!
So roses are red
And violets are so blue
Lets go eat kippers
Just me and you!!
This is for diamonds
DIAMONDS IN THE SKY
She's the sentimental kind
A heart that's warmer than the sun
She keeps her pockets full of smiles
She loves to talk about the moon
She has a name for every star
Above the space where rockets fly
She says there's one for every soul
A diamond in the sky
To my Canada buddies, norks will be out later!! Happy Valenbollocks day! Xxx
This one to x_red_x
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I look at a profile
And what do I see?
My valentines face
Smiling at me.
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I spot a cute ginge
And my mind is impinged
If that flowing red hair
Does cover her minge
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25 winks
And 45 fabs
What do I do to get a damned shag
Send this to Gentleman Ben
Your Union Jack pants, make me spew
So I'm sending this, indirectly to you
You have a good body, and geisha tattoo,
And a cock that springs up like a kangaroo,
What a pity, you're under a blanky
Cos I could join you, for a wanky
Anon
For Cazzaaahh
To my lovely and wicked Mistress. Be my valentine and I'll do ANYTHING for You. Xxxxxxxxxxxx
For Yorkie
Paninis are funny
Paninis are Yum,
Oh you don't know
It didn't get to your tum
Ryan my love for you knows no bounds.
The burger and the gherkin are all yours.
The largest toblerone for us to share.
Like Lady and the Tramp we'll start at opposite ends
and when it comes to that last chocolately chunk... it's mine.
One for Pork:
Pork, I'd love to try your sausage if it's 100% pork.
For Bussy:
A man of mystery in elasticated pants,
that Bussy gets my knickers in a twist.
Not witty or rhyming but there you go.
I can't do better today.
To my soozy
Roses are red,
My lovely ol' duck,(northern term I believe)
But the florists was closed,
Can we still have a fuck.....
David
_isscheekychops =someone thinks your special x
To Cali, friends are the family we choose for ourselves. Love your little sis xxxx
This one to Little Miss Hottie please.
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As she led upon the grass
Her tiny red thong, being munched by her arse.
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I fondly gazed upon her bod
To see where I'd shove
My valentines love
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Oh Miss Hottie
Your figures so fine
How I so wish
Your bare bottie was mine
If you could please include this to a member going by the name of Blonde Caz. Thanking you muchly.
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A valentines treat
With furry feet
An inviting sight
That looks nice and tight
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A strawberry hamster
His arse in the air
With gay abandon
And without any care
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This is strange stuff.
Something's not right !
That's not a hamster
It's Blonde Caz's muff
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Happy Valentines Day
Guess who?
Xxx
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To BlondeCaz:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
Hope you can get your ankles round your neck again soon.
Luv from Anonymous. Xxxxxx
For Tigerella
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She calls herself Tig
A maiden so fair
Lovely big norks
And curly blonde hair.
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I send her this message
All slushy and sweet
As her chase is relentless
For a taste of my meat
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For valentines comes but once a year
I praise The Lord for not making me queer
My message is for GenuineGuyNE
Roses are red
Violets are blues
I just really
Want to screw you! X
To Bussy 2013
You're more gorgeous than you realise. You make me smile. You keep me sane. I want to snog you!!
x o x o x o x
Go4it2=just wanted to say go for it xx .
To the lovely Miss Cheekychops, much hugs and loves and giggles!! Xx
To the ghost...the baby oil is waiting xxxxx
Please can you post this for Eveshamgal.
Everything Reminds Me Of You
"I look at a tree,
And what do I see?
My Valentine's face
Smiling back at me.
I spot a cute rock,
But, oh what a shock,
For it reminds of you
And that is no crock.
Everywhere that I turn,
My feelings just burn
With thoughts about you,
My love please don’t spurn!
Each rock and each tree,
Each cloud and each bee,
The earth and the sea,
It all reminds me...
I love you awesomely!"
_icketysplits = good looks and intelligence is so attractive xx
For too long I've been a spy an'
lurked in forums just to pry an'
looked for postings from 'my guy' an'
perved at pictures with his tie an'
wished I weren't so bloomin shy an'
I'm determined not to cry an'
feelin brave enough to try an'
send a Valentine to Ryan x
Ok, so poetry isn't the thing I do best!
Ok here is mine, for M You can say who it is from lol
My love for you knows no bounds, its timeless and endless.
***********
You can enrich my life in more ways then I can ever express in words.
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I felt strongly connected to you the moment I looked into your eyes.
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I was drawn to your soul in a way I have never experienced before.
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You are the only one can see the door to my soul.
Thank you
Jxxxx
This is for Dave (Ewing):
There was a young'un called Dave,
Who doesn't much misbehave,
As a sidekick he's fine,
He can be my Valentine,
Who one day I hope to deprave !
Anon x
When I read Blonde Caz's great idea
two Fabsters came to mind.
But how to choose between them both?
They share such a fine behind...
My Valentine's wish would have to be
(if only they would pick us)
an MMF with Funky
and his gorgeous bro Invictus.
These two can bend both time & space,
'Timewasters' they are never.
A fabulous Simian-Timelord team:
our date could last forever!
We'd have to take a Quantum Leap,
the wormhole would be needed;
though time travelling's a tricky thing
and warnings must be heeded.
If glitter jams the flux, forcing
the continuum too far left
we could meet ourselves and end up with
an eternal MMMMFF!!!
(Not that that would be a bad thing!!)
Happy Valentines Day Funky & Vic from a love struck female forum lurker xxxx
To The Queen Of Tease : A little flutter of excitement washes over me and a wry smile creeps across my lips whenever I happen to see your avatar. We haven’t met... yet... but I am working up to it. Happy Valentine’s day xxx
To Naughtynymphos : A sharp wit mind and a brain to match. A lady who knows what she likes... and I think I like you (and your likes!) too. Big Valentine’s snogs... that go on, and on, and on...
To BlondeCaz - There are many women I lust after but never meet so just chat to. A very scant few I actually pursue until the point of becoming good friends as well as lovers/fuck buddies (whichever turn of phrase you prefer lol). You’re suddenly on the latter list, well you will be if I have my way!!! From a single forum post that lead me to read your profile, I know can’t wait until you are ready to meet again. You look good enough to eat.... hehe
And finally, for any men who’ve not already had their own Valentine (as well as yet another for bloody Ryan!!!!)
Some are old, some are young.
Some are gloriously "hung"
Some are flirty and some are dirty
and like to get one in...
But to all the men on fab
The lucky or the waiting .....
I send a valentine card
and hope you get your mating
Any woman not getting one =you have now !! here's a bit hug and a kiss X
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For Ruby Sophia
Up with the reds
Down with the blues
Now don't you look sexy
In those "fuck me" shoes!!
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"I distinctly remember sending one to every woman within a 100 miles of me under the age of 99 ! Damn you virtual Royal Mail - buggered up another year for me! Oh well! "I blame the damn postman | |||
"I distinctly remember sending one to every woman within a 100 miles of me under the age of 99 ! Damn you virtual Royal Mail - buggered up another year for me! Oh well! "I'm over 100 miles away but you can have that present we talked about later so long as I get mine! haha | |||
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"Well not one Valentine so I'm leaving ....... On an entirely different note though, Miss Maverick, I like your eyebrows "You need to start a flounce thread for that Iconic | |||
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but then i didnt expect one so all is ok
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"We didn't get any "Thats because as soon as anybody looked at that bloody horny valentine card you have, they completly forgot about everythingggggggggggggggg lol. PS, great job by the op | |||
"Well not one Valentine so I'm leaving ....... On an entirely different note though, Miss Maverick, I like your eyebrows "Aww thank you ) | |||
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Here's a valentine message for 'Juliethewonderslut'
I’ve spoken with a girl from Leicester,
Yes she’s the one that loves to pester,
A naughty girl that’s plain to see,
So here’s a valentine sent from me
I’ll join the queue and stand in line,
I'll hope and pray for sexy time,
She’s a horny girl, of that I'm sure,
And all my thoughts are far from pure
Body adorned with burger & fries,
Pointing to where heaven lies,
Jelly hearts that lead the way,
Oh my god I wanna play
Her name implies she’s nice & slutty,
But in her hands I won't be putty,
Hard & rampant I shall be,
Especially when she's on my knee.
I hear she likes the taste of spunk,
Provide that service will this hunk,
And if she then spits out my cum,
She'll get a spank across her bum
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"Another list I never made "Here's one.... "mysterious guy You make me cry Cos in the forum You never bore 'em You just make 'em sigh" There | |||
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Here's a valentine message for 'Juliethewonderslut'
I’ve spoken with a girl from Leicester,
Yes she’s the one that loves to pester,
A naughty girl that’s plain to see,
So here’s a valentine sent from me
I’ll join the queue and stand in line,
I'll hope and pray for sexy time,
She’s a horny girl, of that I'm sure,
And all my thoughts are far from pure
Body adorned with burger & fries,
Pointing to where heaven lies,
Jelly hearts that lead the way,
Oh my god I wanna play
Her name implies she’s nice & slutty,
But in her hands I won't be putty,
Hard & rampant I shall be,
Especially when she's on my knee.
I hear she likes the taste of spunk,
Provide that service will this hunk,
And if she then spits out my cum,
She'll get a spank across her bum
Thanks Ryan "Sorry Julie. Not guilty | |||
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Here's a valentine message for 'Juliethewonderslut'
I’ve spoken with a girl from Leicester,
Yes she’s the one that loves to pester,
A naughty girl that’s plain to see,
So here’s a valentine sent from me
I’ll join the queue and stand in line,
I'll hope and pray for sexy time,
She’s a horny girl, of that I'm sure,
And all my thoughts are far from pure
Body adorned with burger & fries,
Pointing to where heaven lies,
Jelly hearts that lead the way,
Oh my god I wanna play
Her name implies she’s nice & slutty,
But in her hands I won't be putty,
Hard & rampant I shall be,
Especially when she's on my knee.
I hear she likes the taste of spunk,
Provide that service will this hunk,
And if she then spits out my cum,
She'll get a spank across her bum
Thanks Ryan
Sorry Julie. Not guilty"Damn! Thought I had flushed you out
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"Another list I never made "We'll start our own power to the people x | |||
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"Julie: was it smoocher?" Haha!!!! | |||
"Another list I never made
We'll start our own power to the people x"You and me both, top of the world, brothers in arms!!!  | |||
"Another list I never made
We'll start our own power to the people x
You and me both, top of the world, brothers in arms!!! "Did I hear REVOLUTION brother. Right on x | |||
"Another list I never made
Here's one....
"mysterious guy
You make me cry
Cos in the forum
You never bore 'em
You just make 'em sigh"
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"Not a single feckin mention!!! You can all FROFF..... " Spoken in true Muttley catch the pigeon style. | |||
"Another list I never made "You get used to it after being here for a while | |||
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Sex on the beach, I'd like to reach
Out and stroke your thigh
Because when you post
I'm the most
Happiest guy
for the queen of tease.
if i could be anything in the world id be your tears, conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheek, die on your lips happy valentines day from y.
ok...doesn't have to be anon...he knows lol
right here go's lol
Yam, Yam be ma man
Show me yer Willie on yer cam
I'll flash you back, you'll like I know
You'll visit me, you'll no be slow
You'll be welcome here to share ma bed
The restraints will be right at your head
I'll tie you up, you tie me down
I'll even wear ma dressing gown
I'll whack your ass, you can whack mine too
Before I send you to make a brew
But your red ball-gag you cannae chew
But I'll let you lick my little foo
So there you have it Yam my man
Its all in type so no flimflam
I want yer bod, you want mine too
So get here now, it's waiting for you
Miss Whiplash
This is for Kev.
Can I fill your belly-button with salt,
so I can dip my chips?
I'll let you slather me in vinegar
and sook it off my tits.
I'll lick your battered sausage
and promise not to bite,
If you come here and eat my
kebab, on this valentines night.
From Miss Vinegar Tits to her Sausage supper. xxx
Oh wishy oh wishy
His cock is quite dishy
He makes all the girls go swoon....
and we are all hoping.....
He may show it again...
quite soon
anon
Can you post this for ruby sophia:
Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby!,
You make me very horny!
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"Caz, I can't believe you can walk after look at all those blinkin' hearts. Well done. Thanks to the lovely people who took the bother to send me an anonymous message. I'm very, very, touched." We know ya touched, but happy valentines anyways | |||
"Another list I never made
We'll start our own power to the people x
You and me both, top of the world, brothers in arms!!!
Did I hear REVOLUTION brother. Right on x "FREEDOM FOR TOOTING!!! | |||
Well done Caz ,.great job xx | |||
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"oi oi Cooler King We found one intended for you .. here goes and make sure you dont blush !! Roses are Red Violets are Blue We love Cooler King But can't be arsed thinking of anything to rhyme with that last line !! Hope you like it !! Free X "Stalker mwah mwah mwah mwah
Fame at last x | |||
Off to sulk now. | |||
"The only valentine I got and I had to share it????
Off to sulk now."No pleasing some folk!!! | |||
This for Letsbe x x x
I love the way you care for me
I love the way you make me feel safe, when wrapped in your arms
I love the way you protect me
I love the way you’ll always be there for me
So many things I love about you, it’s hard to name them all
I love the way you talk to me
I love the way you kiss me
I love the way you look at me
I love your eyes
I love your smile
I love your voice
I love everything about you
You’re perfect in my eyes
One last one please
Foxy minx
You make me wince
When I see your welts
But foxy minx
I'd be your prince
And bring my own studded belts
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"The only valentine I got and I had to share it????
Off to sulk now.
No pleasing some folk!!! "Bah!!!! PS thanks for doing this, Ms Valentine Fairy. | |||
" One last one please Foxy minx You make me wince When I see your welts But foxy minx I'd be your prince And bring my own studded belts
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"Another list I never made
We'll start our own power to the people x"happy valentines sexy man x | |||
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Can you post this for ruby sophia:
Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby!,
You make me very horny!
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"well theres not alot for me . xx "" To Jo all because the lady loves........ " | |||
"The only valentine I got and I had to share it????
Off to sulk now.
No pleasing some folk!!!
Bah!!!!
PS thanks for doing this, Ms Valentine Fairy. "Don't sulk, no-one has ever paired me up with a woman before and I'm glad it was you. | |||
"well theres not alot for me . xx
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To Jo all because the lady loves........
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"after eights .;lol kisses you xxxxxxxxx happy valentines | |||
I give in lol.. please post one to _leasuredome...
You are and always will be... simply the best xx
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"One more, I'll keep posting as long as my wine lasts
I give in lol.. please post one to _leasuredome...
You are and always will be... simply the best xx
"really that good xxx | |||
"The only valentine I got and I had to share it????
Off to sulk now.
No pleasing some folk!!!
Bah!!!!
PS thanks for doing this, Ms Valentine Fairy.
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"Yeh could really go for a panini right now " Rather see you in a mankini...not too many letters different | |||
"Yeh could really go for a panini right now Rather see you in a mankini...not too many letters different "Nooooo, don't mention the 'M' word or someone will demand another avatar challenge based on them!  | |||
"Yeh could really go for a panini right now Rather see you in a mankini...not too many letters different
Nooooo, don't mention the 'M' word or someone will demand another avatar challenge based on them! "like you havent already got the pics already lol x | |||
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"Aw none for me not that I expected any lol "awwww ok one for you from mememeeeme x | |||
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"Aw none for me not that I expected any lol
awwww ok one for you from mememeeeme
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"Nobody loves me
Off to the garden to eat worms. "go on then have a valentine kiss before you go though X, ill have a slug ok | |||
"Nobody loves me
Off to the garden to eat worms. "Big hug from me | |||
"A massive minxy valentine hug to the one and only minx and a kiss anywhere you fancy it ...X pd "Fank u | |||
"Nobody loves me
Off to the garden to eat worms.
Big hug from me "Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today? | |||
"A massive minxy valentine hug to the one and only minx and a kiss anywhere you fancy it ...X pd
Fank u "Spread the luuuurve xx | |||
"Nobody loves me
Off to the garden to eat worms.
Big hug from me
Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today?"they sure did ... | |||
"Nobody loves me
Off to the garden to eat worms.
Big hug from me
Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today?
they sure did ..."Excellent!...thanks for the confirmation. | |||
"Nobody loves me
Off to the garden to eat worms.
Big hug from me
Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today?"And for those of us forgotton in the lurve stakes, we have the sad basterd thread | |||
"Nobody loves me
Off to the garden to eat worms.
Big hug from me
Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today?
And for those of us forgotton in the lurve stakes, we have the sad basterd thread "but but but i sent you a card ...dont tell me you didnt get it ?? | |||
"Nobody loves me
Off to the garden to eat worms.
Big hug from me
Ok, lost here...how did this work?...did everyone send their messages to BlondeCaz for her to reproduce them here today?
And for those of us forgotton in the lurve stakes, we have the sad basterd thread
but but but i sent you a card ...dont tell me you didnt get it ??"Ohhhhhhh it must be with all the others that got lost.... | |||
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Oh wishy oh wishy
His cock is quite dishy
He makes all the girls go swoon....
and we are all hoping.....
He may show it again...
quite soon
anon
"Sorry I missed this, whoever you are, but I've been putting Siren to the 'sword' (well, she got me a bottle of Brandy so she earned it). ..guys, does your cock go all soft and velvety after you've fucked? L'Oreal should bottle whatever it is and sell it to women, they'd make a mint! | |||
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These are for SOXY, for his beautiful heart. xxx" | |||
"Another list I never made
Here's one....
"mysterious guy
You make me cry
Cos in the forum
You never bore 'em
You just make 'em sigh"
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"Thank you for my Valentines! I can confirm that I need a screw. "Feck off! It was ours, not yours!!
Why does everything have to be about you/me and never about me/you?!? | |||
"Thank you for my Valentines! I can confirm that I need a screw.
Feck off! It was ours, not yours!!
Why does everything have to be about you/me and never about me/you?!? "Actually (and I do hate to do this to your ego Viccie...) Funky got one addressed purely to him, but as you are one and the same then even though you're not referenced in it then by the power invested in me as the Valentine Fairy I declare it to be shared | |||
"Thank you for my Valentines! I can confirm that I need a screw.
Feck off! It was ours, not yours!!
Why does everything have to be about you/me and never about me/you?!?
Actually (and I do hate to do this to your ego Viccie...) Funky got one addressed purely to him, but as you are one and the same then even though you're not referenced in it then by the power invested in me as the Valentine Fairy I declare it to be shared "That's two shared then. As we are the same person but in different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies then that means I, technically, got 4 then? | |||
"Thank you for my Valentines! I can confirm that I need a screw.
Feck off! It was ours, not yours!!
Why does everything have to be about you/me and never about me/you?!?
Actually (and I do hate to do this to your ego Viccie...) Funky got one addressed purely to him, but as you are one and the same then even though you're not referenced in it then by the power invested in me as the Valentine Fairy I declare it to be shared
That's two shared then. As we are the same person but in different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies then that means I, technically, got 4 then? "So did I! | |||
"Thank you for my Valentines! I can confirm that I need a screw.
Feck off! It was ours, not yours!!
Why does everything have to be about you/me and never about me/you?!?
Actually (and I do hate to do this to your ego Viccie...) Funky got one addressed purely to him, but as you are one and the same then even though you're not referenced in it then by the power invested in me as the Valentine Fairy I declare it to be shared
That's two shared then. As we are the same person but in different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies then that means I, technically, got 4 then?
So did I! "Well as we are technically the same, that means we both got 8!
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"Can we all return to being miserable sods now?" you started already???????? | |||
"Can we all return to being miserable sods now?" oh god No I am not a Valentine believer but it did bring out a happy vibe for a few hours
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"Can we all return to being miserable sods now?you started already???????? "Yep. The car is in for a service and for the first time it needs real work. My plans for tonight have been cancelled. Miserable of London here. | |||
"Can we all return to being miserable sods now? oh god No I am not a Valentine believer but it did bring out a happy vibe for a few hours
Ok, I'll post a lovey dovey thread later.
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"Can we all return to being miserable sods now? oh god No I am not a Valentine believer but it did bring out a happy vibe for a few hours
Ok, I'll post a lovey dovey thread later.
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"Can we all return to being miserable sods now? oh god No I am not a Valentine believer but it did bring out a happy vibe for a few hours
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"Big round of applause and appreciation to Caz - a mammoth task, and a good giggle seems to be had by all " | |||
"Bugger, I am too late to get a message over... what the hell, here I go. O wishy O Wishy, I know my writings no Byron, But will you rim my butthole, While I'm banging Siren? "I'm ok with the banging bit but buttholes are strictly banned! Yuk! | |||
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"I have no idea who mine was from either...pity really, I might have fancied him, assuming it was a him "He said he maybe too young for you ? check out the Foot Fetish thread for a Teenanger lol | |||
