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Swap your genitals for a day?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay I have a new, equally absurd question to you horny lot;
An old Wizard, long white beard and husky voice approaches you with an offer of a lifetime;
"For a day, I can transform your anatomy and swap your genitals with the opposite sex, it functions the same as it would normally and at the end of your 24 hours, their is a 50% chance you swap back to your original set."
Would you take the chance? Knowing there's a chance you could be stuck with the opposite genitalia for the rest of your life? |
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Can I just get tits and keep my dick?
I'd be happy with this arrangement.
Not sure I could risk saying good bye to my penis... even it meant getting my vag dicked for few hours and furiously rubbing my clit all day. |
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I'd go for it. A good excuse to get all dressed up in lingerie and whore myself out. Would love to know what it feels like to have a cock in a pussy compared to just anal and would have to try dp. If I stayed that way I'd miss switching and fucking deep though, I do love using my cock to see people squirm but generally more sub and love cock so wouldn't be too bad staying that way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I just get tits and keep my dick?
I'd be happy with this arrangement.
Not sure I could risk saying good bye to my penis... even it meant getting my vag dicked for few hours and furiously rubbing my clit all day."
The old, cranky Wizard will allow this  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd go for it. A good excuse to get all dressed up in lingerie and whore myself out. Would love to know what it feels like to have a cock in a pussy compared to just anal and would have to try dp. If I stayed that way I'd miss switching and fucking deep though, I do love using my cock to see people squirm but generally more sub and love cock so wouldn't be too bad staying that way"
That's the risk you'll have to take Would be one hell of a 24 hours if you want to fit all that in aha |
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"Can I just get tits and keep my dick?
I'd be happy with this arrangement.
Not sure I could risk saying good bye to my penis... even it meant getting my vag dicked for few hours and furiously rubbing my clit all day.
The old, cranky Wizard will allow this "
Gimmie them knockers then... I'm going out to buy some cleavage revealing garments |
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"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about. 
You get used to it, just need to be mindful of how you cross your legs sometimes 
And definitely don't sit down to quickly.  "
When the balls hit the seat before you do |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
I'll pass!
I've had moobs in the past, so it's close enough. And there is no way I'd ever want a vagina! The amount of complaining women do about it and all that involved... No thanks!
I'll stick to my none impressive penis and all the psychological issues it brings. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll pass!
I've had moobs in the past, so it's close enough. And there is no way I'd ever want a vagina! The amount of complaining women do about it and all that involved... No thanks!
I'll stick to my none impressive penis and all the psychological issues it brings. "
This cracked me up ahaha. So the wise Wizard will put you down as a maybe then  |
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"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about.
You get used to it, just need to be mindful of how you cross your legs sometimes
And definitely don't sit down to quickly.
When the balls hit the seat before you do "
Brings tears to your eyes and a pain I'm your stomach.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about.
Could end up with a tiny one though so no problem there "
But still... regardless of size I'd hate it I'm sure, I mean, what do you do with them...do they need feeding or walking lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nahhhh all those dangly bits flapping about.
Could end up with a tiny one though so no problem there
But still... regardless of size I'd hate it I'm sure, I mean, what do you do with them...do they need feeding or walking lol"
Twice a day, everyday |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up, but do you men ever sit on your balls when you sit down? I'd imagine that would be painful at least uncomfortable so I'm not sure."
Get yourself a 'she wee'.
You've not lived. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up, but do you men ever sit on your balls when you sit down? I'd imagine that would be painful at least uncomfortable so I'm not sure.
Get yourself a 'she wee'.
You've not lived. "
If I google 'she wee' i'm not going to have to come back here and rant at you for making me look at that am I?  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up, but do you men ever sit on your balls when you sit down? I'd imagine that would be painful at least uncomfortable so I'm not sure.
Get yourself a 'she wee'.
You've not lived.
If I google 'she wee' i'm not going to have to come back here and rant at you for making me look at that am I? "
This is 100% innocent- I promise.
They sell them on Amazon.
I save the Google traps for when I'm feeling mean. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't mind being able to pee standing up, but do you men ever sit on your balls when you sit down? I'd imagine that would be painful at least uncomfortable so I'm not sure.
Get yourself a 'she wee'.
You've not lived.
If I google 'she wee' i'm not going to have to come back here and rant at you for making me look at that am I?
This is 100% innocent- I promise.
They sell them on Amazon.
I save the Google traps for when I'm feeling mean. "
Yeah I can confirm this is not a trap, although my girl mates do say they aren't very practical  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not a chance I can multiple as much as I'd like to windmill I'll keep my multiple orgasms thanks.
Mrs "
That is very fair, I would probably take that option as well aha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would take me more than 24 hours to find someone willing to suck it.
Depends if you want a man or woman to suck it"
This is very true, you ever heard of a site called Fab? Lot's of thirsty guys on there |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"It would take me more than 24 hours to find someone willing to suck it.
Depends if you want a man or woman to suck it
This is very true, you ever heard of a site called Fab? Lot's of thirsty guys on there "
I'd be straight on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think I would. I'm happy with what I have. Having spent decades dedicated to understanding how to tweak the fidelity of the female whizbits, then maybe an insider knowledge would be an advantage.
However, being an avid sucker of cock and applying the same doctrine to perfecting my performance, it doesn'take a shits worth of difference. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would jump at the chance, but I wouldn't want a 50% chance of reverting to male genitals, I would want it to be a 100% certainty of a permanent change please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My genitals don't define me,and the chance to empathise is too good to pass up.
So do your best, wizard. "
The old Wizard waves his wand with malicious intent. May the gods be in your favour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would jump at the chance, but I wouldn't want a 50% chance of reverting to male genitals, I would want it to be a 100% certainty of a permanent change please!"
The magic is uncertain, but still, the Wizard will see what he can do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd rather a bigger chance of getting stuck, but take what I can get. "
The ancient magic is tempermental, the old Wizard can only promise a 50% chance |
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