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When meeting with a couple to get them involved with a course to aid them and their family the dog came into the room and dropped a dildo.
I remained professional and carried on asking questions to find out more about their circumstances and the bloke quickly took it away and disappeared. I would have loved to get involved but they never enrolled for the course anyway. |
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"Banana or courgette corn on the cob am vegetarian after all!  x
Corn in the cob - good call - firm and textured! x that would so so hot to see"
I've grabbed a cucumber before now, certainly opened her eyes. |
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"Banana or courgette corn on the cob am vegetarian after all! x
Corn in the cob - good call - firm and textured! x that would so so hot to see
I've grabbed a cucumber before now, certainly opened her eyes. "
Have utilised a cucumber - seems the obvious choice really doesn’t it - a butternut squash would have really opened them! |
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"Banana or courgette corn on the cob am vegetarian after all! x
Corn in the cob - good call - firm and textured! x"
Well as we know, sweetcorn looks the same on the way out … as it does on the way in! … I guess it just means there is less of a distance to travel here! - lol
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"Does the vegetable/fruit choice affect food shopping decisions? When eyeing up something for dinner is their a secondary consideration to using items sexually?"
I only pleasure myself with Waitrose vegetables Not sure that fact will help turn the business around to profit!? |
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"Does the vegetable/fruit choice affect food shopping decisions? When eyeing up something for dinner is their a secondary consideration to using items sexually?
I only pleasure myself with Waitrose vegetables Not sure that fact will help turn the business around to profit!?"
Duchy range or Waitrose own? |
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"Does the vegetable/fruit choice affect food shopping decisions? When eyeing up something for dinner is their a secondary consideration to using items sexually?
I only pleasure myself with Waitrose vegetables Not sure that fact will help turn the business around to profit!?
Duchy range or Waitrose own? "
Does organic = orgasmic!? |
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"Banana or courgette corn on the cob am vegetarian after all! x
Corn in the cob - good call - firm and textured! x that would so so hot to see
I've grabbed a cucumber before now, certainly opened her eyes.
Have utilised a cucumber - seems the obvious choice really doesn’t it - a butternut squash would have really opened them!"
Might have made them water.  |
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"Potato masher 
I have many images in my head right now…which end first!?"
 I thought someone may ask that. The handle end, the mashing end would be impossible |
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