Muppets

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why can't miss piggy count to 70?

Because when she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

What's long, green and smells of pork?

Kermits cock

By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

"Why can't miss piggy count to 70?

Because when she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat "

That is sow funny.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Careful now, Robins halfway up the stairs reading all this.

By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"Why can't miss piggy count to 70?

Because when she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat "

By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"What's long, green and smells of pork?

Kermits cock

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If James Hetfield officiated Kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding...

He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"If James Hetfield officiated Kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding...

He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!"

Oh well done......

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is quite the “Phenomenon” - doo do de doo do!

By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Which muppet used to sing in Black Sabbath? Fozzy Osbourne.