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I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts with their razor-sharp tongues and serve you up for porridge, these pesky cereal killers!
Don't even bother with clubs - they will beguile you with their monotone voices, sending you to sleep and you finding a kidney missing when you awake.
Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness. I find it worrying sometimes, especially some of the chronicles that I've read on LickedIn. |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts ."
My Nan's petname for me was Medusa  it's cute.
Sorry what was the rest of what you was saying I was too busy polishing my bollock crushing heels.  |
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You forgot that a woman may accidentally fart in their presence, truly terrifying 
On a more serious note,there are dangers for men too.
Being scammed is one but who's to say that a single man couldn't be attacked by a couple? Or another single man who pretended to be a woman?
Or heaven forbid by a woman.
There are more dangers for women but they're there for men too.
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Not all women Nero.
Some are lovely, their shit don't even stink.
They glide gracefully across field and meadow. Life springing forth from their dainty little footsteps, leaving a trail of pretty wild-flowers and honey-bees. 
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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You poor men. The audacity of women on here not shedding their monstrous side and being more palatable to such refined gentlemen. I truly don't know how you survive in such a horrific wasteland but I'm so glad you do. |
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"You poor men. The audacity of women on here not shedding their monstrous side and being more palatable to such refined gentlemen. I truly don't know how you survive in such a horrific wasteland but I'm so glad you do."
Will nobody think of the men?!?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nero needs to be our Union Rep, we want equal rights, none of this discrimination where women just use us as some kind of sex toy and discard us as though we were a used condom that had come off in the middle of The Sex  |
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"You poor men. The audacity of women on here not shedding their monstrous side and being more palatable to such refined gentlemen. I truly don't know how you survive in such a horrific wasteland but I'm so glad you do.
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Will nobody think of the men?!?! "
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Only the men think of the men, YOLO. We are but tears in rain, forgotten and lost. |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"Not all women Nero.
Some are lovely, their shit don't even stink.
They glide gracefully across field and meadow. Life springing forth from their dainty little footsteps, leaving a trail of pretty wild-flowers and honey-bees.
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More like a trail of blood, shattered dreams, and crushes hearts....  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"You can white knight for me anytime, Nero.
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I'm more of a Templar or a Paladin. Knights usually fall by the wayside upon fields of mandrake and nettles."
Templars and Paladins are a bit too zealot like though. Very cultish.
Knights are more of a code of honour and chivalry. |
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden"
A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums. |
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden
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A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums."
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We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...† |
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden
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A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums.
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We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...†"
Good point. Apologies to my Caucasian brethren.
No offence intended - I'm not racist, some of my best friends are whi...doh, nearly did it again!  |
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"It’s a quest for the holy grail…..but one has to watch out for the dragons hiding behind those fair maiden
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A real-life White Knight! It's moments like these that keep me on Fab. And the boobs. And bums.
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We're not allowed to call them White Knights anymore. It's now Caucasian Knights...†"
Ladies are allowed to call me any night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really you just have to be nice
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Dear sir, since when was "nice" ever good enough for a woman? When was the last time you made love to a woman? Was it "nice"?
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I think they usually respond "that was interesting", if I am lucky I get an "average" followed by "do you mind closing the door as you go" |
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"Not really you just have to be nice
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Dear sir, since when was "nice" ever good enough for a woman? When was the last time you made love to a woman? Was it "nice"?
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being nice has always worked for me dude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts with their razor-sharp tongues and serve you up for porridge, these pesky cereal killers!
Don't even bother with clubs - they will beguile you with their monotone voices, sending you to sleep and you finding a kidney missing when you awake.
Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness. I find it worrying sometimes, especially some of the chronicles that I've read on LickedIn."
I would happily meet those Sirens,Medusas,Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe)
But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout |
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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts with their razor-sharp tongues and serve you up for porridge, these pesky cereal killers!
Don't even bother with clubs - they will beguile you with their monotone voices, sending you to sleep and you finding a kidney missing when you awake.
Couples are OK obviously because they are immune to any form of naughtiness. I find it worrying sometimes, especially some of the chronicles that I've read on LickedIn.
I would happily meet those Sirens,Medusas,Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe)
But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout "
Always thought you straight guys were pressed hard against the wall in case you caught the ghey from us bi couples..
we’re not always staring at your bits..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always thought you straight guys were pressed hard against the wall in case you caught the ghey from us bi couples..
we’re not always staring at your bits..
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Nah, You can look all you want, I got nothing to hide |
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"...I would happily meet those Sirens, Medusas, Harpies and Shield Maidens (and a Couple maybe)
But You left out turning up at a Big Social for the First Time as a Single Guy !! Now, that was Daunting but I supported the Wall throughout "
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I actually did this last Saturday. Indeed, it was quite daunting... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really do take my turban off to you gents. This place is awash with harpies, sirens, medusas, unforgiving sheild-maidens that would slice and dice your fragile hearts .
My Nan's petname for me was Medusa it's cute.
Sorry what was the rest of what you was saying I was too busy polishing my bollock crushing heels. "
That's awesome |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
They just want us for our sexy bodies & impressive cocks, nothing else lol
You don’t even get a good morning message with pic of titties, taken to dinner or just an ear to listen to your troubles!
It’s just ‘I want my p___y licked & cock’. We have feelings too you know hahaha pmsl |
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"Not all women Nero.
Some are lovely, their shit don't even stink.
They glide gracefully across field and meadow. Life springing forth from their dainty little footsteps, leaving a trail of pretty wild-flowers and honey-bees.
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Ah so you've met my wife |
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"They just want us for our sexy bodies & impressive cocks, nothing else lol
You don’t even get a good morning message with pic of titties, taken to dinner or just an ear to listen to your troubles!
It’s just ‘I want my p___y licked & cock’. We have feelings too you know hahaha pmsl"
My inbox is nothing but tits and vag every morning, it does help remind me I should eat breakfast though so it's not all bad |
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?
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You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid.
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I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark."
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Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical.  |
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?
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You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid.
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I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark.
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Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical. "
ethical - mythical thath not true i'm alwayth the thame! Thadurday though Thunday ! Thimple and Thweet. |
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"I'm having trouble deciding if I'm a harpie or a siren. Can you help, Nero?
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You're a Sirpie. A bit of both. A hybrid.
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I'd like to be a Sharpie please.. and make my mark.
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Grånny, you're a Changeling, a shape-shifter, I can't keep up with you sometimes. You're an ethical-mythical.
ethical - mythical thath not true i'm alwayth the thame! Thadurday though Thunday ! Thimple and Thweet. "
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"They just want us for our sexy bodies & impressive cocks, nothing else lol
You don’t even get a good morning message with pic of titties, taken to dinner or just an ear to listen to your troubles!
It’s just ‘I want my p___y licked & cock’. We have feelings too you know hahaha pmsl
My inbox is nothing but tits and vag every morning, it does help remind me I should eat breakfast though so it's not all bad"
Hahaha most important meal of the day
Vag for dessert  |
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