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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I just thought I should do one one these as I’m feeling left out, and a little lonely, here goes.
Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat. It’s because thier is a billion million men to every woman and thier two picky and mean.
Profile advice pleaze |
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"I just thought I should do one one these as I’m feeling left out, and a little lonely, here goes.
Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat. It’s because thier is a billion million men to every woman and thier two picky and mean.
Profile advice pleaze "
Profile looks fine. Your preferred age range will limit you though |
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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago
Leigh-on-Sea |
"I'm thinking this post is tongue firmly in cheek  "
Given that his last veri was a fortnight ago, yes, I got that too, though I doubt his comment about women being picky and mean is going to go down well |
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"I'm thinking this post is tongue firmly in cheek
Given that his last veri was a fortnight ago, yes, I got that too, though I doubt his comment about women being picky and mean is going to go down well"
I *am* picky. And really really mean.  |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
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Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat.
Are you hungering for a chipolata, black pudding or beef curtains ?"
A little bit of hanging bacon to suck on would be good. I have to be in the mood for beef curtains , they are too chewy. |
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"I'm thinking this post is tongue firmly in cheek
Given that his last veri was a fortnight ago, yes, I got that too, though I doubt his comment about women being picky and mean is going to go down well"
Well its made me laugh..its all tongue in cheek including the 'picky and mean' |
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If they don’t wanna meet you they don’t wanna meet you… simples lol
Are you trying to find some form of tactics to try and make women meet you… only ones I can think of is respect and manners lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to know who Eva is and does she not object to such a great lump being on her.
Maybe Eva Braun and the great lump is Hitler ?"
Eva Braun wasn't history,
She wasn't even part of my destiny
She never really fitted in the scheme of things
She was a triumph of my will,
Oh yeah!
(Good old Boomtown Rats) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just thought I should do one one these as I’m feeling left out, and a little lonely, here goes.
Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat. It’s because thier is a billion million men to every woman and thier two picky and mean.
Profile advice pleaze "
Aldi is good for meats op |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im been on her 4eva,
Get off her for a bit. She will be grateful of the rest and you might find the meat. "
Blimey op did you get.. Stuck on you.. Got this feeling that you cannot lose...
It is not easy on fab op. It actually takes time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 14/09/23 09:06:13]
Have you removed the meats ?"
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, (Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam!) Spam, Spam
(And so it goes, for a few more choruses) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just thought I should do one one these as I’m feeling left out, and a little lonely, here goes.
Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat. It’s because thier is a billion million men to every woman and thier two picky and mean.
Profile advice pleaze "
Picky and mean.. That is true we all are selective, freedom of choice, no one is mean on here op. If we are suited to each other that is not mean it is freedom of choice in who we shag op |
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"[Removed by poster at 14/09/23 09:06:13]
Have you removed the meats ?
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam
Spam, Spam, (Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam!) Spam, Spam
(And so it goes, for a few more choruses)"
Spam and eggs,spam and chips,spam eggs chips and beans,spam and spam.... |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I just thought I should do one one these as I’m feeling left out, and a little lonely, here goes.
Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat. It’s because thier is a billion million men to every woman and thier two picky and mean.
Profile advice pleaze
Picky and mean.. That is true we all are selective, freedom of choice, no one is mean on here op. If we are suited to each other that is not mean it is freedom of choice in who we shag op"
Why not just shag anyone ? Im not overly keen on potatoes, but if they are on the plate I’ll eat them , it’s rude not to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just thought I should do one one these as I’m feeling left out, and a little lonely, here goes.
Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat. It’s because thier is a billion million men to every woman and thier two picky and mean.
Profile advice pleaze "
Well done. You just reduced your chances to zero.  |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I just thought I should do one one these as I’m feeling left out, and a little lonely, here goes.
Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat. It’s because thier is a billion million men to every woman and thier two picky and mean.
Profile advice pleaze
Well done. You just reduced your chances to zero. "
Love you profile pic, such a sexy face you must be drowning in it. What shade of foundation do you use ? |
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Doesn't seem bad but your critique of dos and don'ts list does turn into something a bit like a dos and don't list... maybe move or even change that slightly.
It reads like a 'combo' dating-site type profile to me. That will scare some poeple off while attracting others of course.
Best way for poeple to find others imo (especially single men) is to pro-actively use all Fab has to offer. Keep using the Browse/Search (you can better use new members then) and send out messages selectively (if you are dating don't worry about copy and paste types I guess, but be personally too obviously). People like personality here. Don't give up, just keep at it all - fabbing, the forum, (events if they are your thing, but they have limited numbers can feel cliquey and a lot of them aren't really for meets as such of course), think about rotating your pics maybe (forget about building/keep a large fab number per pic - getting noticed by new people is more important). Don't forget other sites and places too - it's easy to invest too much on here sometimes.
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"Support your local butcher OP.
There is none, only supermarkets. Im craving pork actually , I bought loads of packets of Parma ham in the uk and flipping left them all in the fridge  "
Oh.
Then remember to bring your good meats next time. |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Doesn't seem bad but your critique of dos and don'ts list does turn into something a bit like a dos and don't list... maybe move or even change that slightly.
It reads like a 'combo' dating-site type profile to me. That will scare some poeple off while attracting others of course.
Best way for poeple to find others imo (especially single men) is to pro-actively use all Fab has to offer. Keep using the Browse/Search (you can better use new members then) and send out messages selectively (if you are dating don't worry about copy and paste types I guess, but be personally too obviously). People like personality here. Don't give up, just keep at it all - fabbing, the forum, (events if they are your thing, but they have limited numbers can feel cliquey and a lot of them aren't really for meets as such of course), think about rotating your pics maybe (forget about building/keep a large fab number per pic - getting noticed by new people is more important). Don't forget other sites and places too - it's easy to invest too much on here sometimes.
pt"
Thank-you  . I’m doing fine on here really , but feedback on profile is great, Thankyou 
Your tips are spot on too , the only problems with rotating images is you can’t re-order but it’s true, always receive most messages when a new pic goes up ! |
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"I just thought I should do one one these as I’m feeling left out, and a little lonely, here goes.
Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat. It’s because thier is a billion million men to every woman and thier two picky and mean.
Profile advice pleaze "
Like not enough cock pics, like backgrounds too tidy, like can accommodate, like no moaning status. |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I just thought I should do one one these as I’m feeling left out, and a little lonely, here goes.
Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat. It’s because thier is a billion million men to every woman and thier two picky and mean.
Profile advice pleaze
Like not enough cock pics, like backgrounds too tidy, like can accommodate, like no moaning status. "
My cock is very camera shy …. But he likes your outfit, he was napping but has woken up now |
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"I just thought I should do one one these as I’m feeling left out, and a little lonely, here goes.
Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat. It’s because thier is a billion million men to every woman and thier two picky and mean.
Profile advice pleaze "
You had a meet on the 23rd August with Padawan |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I just thought I should do one one these as I’m feeling left out, and a little lonely, here goes.
Im been on her 4eva, and have not found the meat. It’s because thier is a billion million men to every woman and thier two picky and mean.
Profile advice pleaze
You had a meet on the 23rd August"
Feel free to crack one off over my veris , happy to help |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Are you including fish in your meaty desires and how do you feel about getting your hands on a fresh, meaty juicy clam  "
I could definitely lick a fresh, meaty juicy clam right now. Not like a big excited slobbering dog , but in a sexy sensual erotic way. |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Salisbury market on a Tuesday and Saturday do some awesome meat bundles and their sausages are divine  "
It’s a little bit far but distance is never an issue when it comes to meats….not the first time anyway |
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"Doesn't seem bad but your critique of dos and don'ts list does turn into something a bit like a dos and don't list... maybe move or even change that slightly.
It reads like a 'combo' dating-site type profile to me. That will scare some poeple off while attracting others of course.
Best way for poeple to find others imo (especially single men) is to pro-actively use all Fab has to offer. Keep using the Browse/Search (you can better use new members then) and send out messages selectively (if you are dating don't worry about copy and paste types I guess, but be personally too obviously). People like personality here. Don't give up, just keep at it all - fabbing, the forum, (events if they are your thing, but they have limited numbers can feel cliquey and a lot of them aren't really for meets as such of course), think about rotating your pics maybe (forget about building/keep a large fab number per pic - getting noticed by new people is more important). Don't forget other sites and places too - it's easy to invest too much on here sometimes.
pt
Thank-you . I’m doing fine on here really , but feedback on profile is great, Thankyou
Your tips are spot on too , the only problems with rotating images is you can’t re-order but it’s true, always receive most messages when a new pic goes up !
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If this whole thread was just a pun on meat you should be hung on a hook lol
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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago
Chipping Norton |
Google Heritage Meats. Fantastic stuff, especially the hogget.
Alternative Meats are also good. And they're one of the suppliers of the excellent Welsh wagyu available these days.
If you prefer tasteless skinless factory farmed chicken breast, I won't kink shame you. (Well, I will, but I'll do it silently.) |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Google Heritage Meats. Fantastic stuff, especially the hogget.
Alternative Meats are also good. And they're one of the suppliers of the excellent Welsh wagyu available these days.
If you prefer tasteless skinless factory farmed chicken breast, I won't kink shame you. (Well, I will, but I'll do it silently.) "
I do like breast but cant be a nice thigh with bone  |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
This is a serious post. I owe you all an apology, as one of the secret fab detectives pointed out I have been having some meat treats. In fact, it’s worse than it looks on the surface. I’ve been a little greedy. This is my confession.
It started with a single chicken nugget, fuck, those things are good, but they are like crack, you just can’t stop, before I know it I was into Parma ham, braised beef, chops, steaks, pork swords, hanging bacon, Stood at the fridge in the middle of the night almost sleepwalking, graining on leftover kebab, bit of a sausage, porkpie, pâté, now that stuff is gross. Don’t judge me, if it’s happened to me could could happen to you. |
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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago
Leigh-on-Sea |
"I'm thinking this post is tongue firmly in cheek
Given that his last veri was a fortnight ago, yes, I got that too, though I doubt his comment about women being picky and mean is going to go down well
I *am* picky. And really really mean. "
Picky, maybe. Mean? Never |
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