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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What are the best insults / names you called your mates that are so funny they can't ever offend .

I'll start with : cockwomble

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By *vilgasamWoman over a year ago

The dot in the i

As sharp as a marble that one is

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By *tanley FunseekerMan over a year ago

stanley

Spanner

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

You absolute lemon.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You sausage is another great one

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Nincompoop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucktard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twonk

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

C*nt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Womble

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Egg. As in "you egg"

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By *AABMan over a year ago

Not far

My kids refer to each other as pleb which makes me smile.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Nincumpoop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dropkick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Silly twat

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By *rofessor ElementalMan over a year ago

Durham

Pillock

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Bitch

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

Numpty, donut ,

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Twonk maybe.

I know someone who just can't take any of this though, it really is down to the person sometimes. pt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Muppet

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Bitch "

You can't beat a well timed 'bitch' lol

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By *layfullMan over a year ago

wakefield

Wonky goblin is my choice at present

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wally

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By *layfullMan over a year ago

wakefield

Dingy

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Fucknugget

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Bitch

You can't beat a well timed 'bitch' lol"

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

cheeseballs.

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By *nobyMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Security Light. Only works when someone is passing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You would lose a battle of wits with an iguana.

Douchecanoe.

Well momma smacked the brains out with the good then.

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By *ew year funMan over a year ago

travel country wide.

Wank stain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sandwich short of a picnic

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By *ellinever70Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Away ya daft haddie

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

You pilchard

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By *coobyABCMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

You dipstick

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

You plum

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"cheeseballs."

amazeballs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knobber.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You tit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Once got called a " tittymuncher" ??

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By *uri00620Woman over a year ago

Croydon

Doofus

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Plonker

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

They named a town after you. Leatherhead.

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Knob jockey.

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By *eelGoodIncMan over a year ago

Midlands

Fuck nugget

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

fuckwit

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By *ikkicdukTV/TS over a year ago

Liverpool

whopper

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Div

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By *rthur WrightusMan over a year ago

Round the Bend

Turnip

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By *eelGoodIncMan over a year ago

Midlands

Another one when my mates are

being smart arses is "blimey, you can tell this boy went to college"

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

I'm often called "a pedant".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuntbungle

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By *rmainman10Man over a year ago

Portsmouth

Dinlow

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