I just noticed it there yesterday!
It’s quite wide, about half way down and rectangular in shape!
Even worse, the cowboys who put it on tried to half heartedly cover it up with a metal flap(!)
The fucking liberty of it! As if I wouldn’t eventually notice it!
Not only that but the very same fucking cowboys were presumably the same miscreants who did my neighbours doors to as I’ve just observed that the exact same shoddy workmanship is present there to!
Anyone else got the same problem?
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"Gloryhole?"
I did wonder if it was an integral gloryhole at first but when I tried to push my phallus out through it for a lucky dip nosh, the metal flap turned out to be spring loaded and crushed my glans 
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"Be careful....... That happened to a freind of mine and before you know it someone was shoving rectagular envelopes through it ......... the fucking cheek"
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"If there's little brushes on it its probably a boot scraper. Cock your leg up the door before bringing your muddy boots in the house luv. "
There is to 
I initially thought that the brushes were designed for smegma removal in this curious shaped gloryhole…..but I’ll now heed your advice  |
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"Shines like the work of Dodgy Dave
My friend Dodgy says stop alliterating his name with Daves"
Tell your mate to chat to me himself and stop being moist. |
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"Shines like the work of Dodgy Dave
Dodgy Dave gets about; he also did my bathroom window.
- I can’t see through the blooming thing!
Defective crap it is "
Dodgy Dave!!! |
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"I just noticed it there yesterday!
It’s quite wide, about half way down and rectangular in shape!
Even worse, the cowboys who put it on tried to half heartedly cover it up with a metal flap(!)
The fucking liberty of it! As if I wouldn’t eventually notice it!
Not only that but the very same fucking cowboys were presumably the same miscreants who did my neighbours doors to as I’ve just observed that the exact same shoddy workmanship is present there to!
Anyone else got the same problem?
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Just watch that someone doesn't try to push a chocolate eclair through it! |
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"Update: I’ve just noticed with interest that there’s a small cage on the inside of my door under the hole….
An integral cock cage?
The game is afoot Watson! "
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