"Throw a few sultanas in 
That stomach is worth the sacrifice 
Thank you  sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x"
Hmmmm? What?
Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention... 
Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?
Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!
And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too! |
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"Throw a few sultanas in
That stomach is worth the sacrifice
Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x
Hmmmm? What?
Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...
Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?
Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!
And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too! "
I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x |
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"Sod you all. The caf it is x"
Are you going to the gym after to compensate? Will you be getting all sweaty?
Can we have a pic of that?
(yes I am aware that I'm a dirty old woman, I'm also aware that this is the site for pervs like me  ) |
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"Throw a few sultanas in
That stomach is worth the sacrifice
Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x
Hmmmm? What?
Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...
Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?
Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!
And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too!
I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x"
Get a 'friend' to help.
I have a steady hand... |
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"Throw a few sultanas in
That stomach is worth the sacrifice
Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x
Hmmmm? What?
Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...
Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?
Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!
And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too!
I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x"
10 second delay on your camera/phone. |
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"Throw a few sultanas in
That stomach is worth the sacrifice
Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x
Hmmmm? What?
Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...
Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?
Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!
And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too!
I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x
Get a 'friend' to help.
I have a steady hand... "
I have no "friend" lol hense being on the forums at 08:50 in the morning boring people about my breakfast x |
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"Throw a few sultanas in
That stomach is worth the sacrifice
Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x
Hmmmm? What?
Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...
Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?
Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!
And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too!
I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x
10 second delay on your camera/phone. "
Shurrup wishy!  |
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"Throw a few sultanas in
That stomach is worth the sacrifice
Thank you sultanas are just mouldy grapes in my eyes x
Hmmmm? What?
Sorry, too busy perving said torso to pay attention...
Chop up a banana? Have a squeeze of golden syrup?
Go on, be good so all of the dirty minded women like me can carry on ogling!
And when you've finished the porridge can we please have some bum and shoulder pics too!
I actually tried to take a bum pic last night. It's impossible. How do you do a self bum pic? Loads have them but I just couldnt contort to the right angle x
10 second delay on your camera/phone. "
It doesn't have a delay. Does it? Ang on. No my phone doesn't have one  x |
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Go to the caf you don't need to diet
But if you want to make the porridge less boring mix it with muller light and a hand full of berries the night before,makes a lovely breakfast. |
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"It's real cool to spell correctly."
Only if you're in the spelling police I prefer free styling but thanks for taking time out of your busy day to try and put someone down in the forum. Appreciated x |
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"It's real cool to spell correctly.
Only if you're in the spelling police I prefer free styling but thanks for taking time out of your busy day to try and put someone down in the forum. Appreciated x"
awwww ..come here ..i love you ! |
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"It's real cool to spell correctly.
Only if you're in the spelling police I prefer free styling but thanks for taking time out of your busy day to try and put someone down in the forum. Appreciated x
awwww ..come here ..i love you ! "
Are you spelling police? If you're not then I love you too xx |
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