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What should we ban, Fabsters?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah, yeah, the obvious “isms” that goes without saying, you wonderful socially aware people. But what else?
Can I start with those twats that have their stereo and bass on full blast in their cars and have their windows open so you have to suffer their intolerable shite whether you like it or not.
FFS, if you *insist* on doing that at least have the decency to have some cheesy 80s EuroPop on will you ..
What else are we banning my lovelies?  |
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"Yeah, yeah, the obvious “isms” that goes without saying, you wonderful socially aware people. But what else?
Can I start with those twats that have their stereo and bass on full blast in their cars and have their windows open so you have to suffer their intolerable shite whether you like it or not.
FFS, if you *insist* on doing that at least have the decency to have some cheesy 80s EuroPop on will you ..
What else are we banning my lovelies? "
Well that's me banned. |
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"Not re-racking your weight at the gym
Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared  "
I've not seen a shares machine - sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Oh, and Joe's right of course - how hard is it to PUT THINGS AWAY! |
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"Not re-racking your weight at the gym
Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared
I've not seen a shares machine - sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Oh, and Joe's right of course - how hard is it to PUT THINGS AWAY!"
There's one in ours with lat pulldown on one side, seated rows opposite and various pulley thingies at the sides. Too many people! |
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"Not re-racking your weight at the gym
Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared "
If you have to throw your entire bodyweight off the back of the bench to move the weight, it might be too heavy for your lat pulls 
LvM |
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"Not re-racking your weight at the gym
Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared
I've not seen a shares machine - sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Oh, and Joe's right of course - how hard is it to PUT THINGS AWAY!
There's one in ours with lat pulldown on one side, seated rows opposite and various pulley thingies at the sides. Too many people! "
Oh yes, I know. I'd forgotten. The only shared one we have is the one all the bros spend ages doing partial tricep pushdowns on, so easy enough to avoid...  |
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"Not re-racking your weight at the gym
Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared
If you have to throw your entire bodyweight off the back of the bench to move the weight, it might be too heavy for your lat pulls
LvM"
Oh but the form when they're folding in on themselves is exquisite |
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"Not re-racking your weight at the gym
Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared
If you have to throw your entire bodyweight off the back of the bench to move the weight, it might be too heavy for your lat pulls
LvM"
My PT has to start the pulldown for my lat pulldown because I can't stand up and reach up to do it 
But I don't slam my weight down. Mr PT dude catches it before it drops. Cos we're nice. |
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People owning dogs that can't be arsed, shouting at your dog from the upstairs at 5am when it starts barking and howling every morning without fail, to shut the fuck up for the next hour isn't productive....get out your effing bed and let him out 
Tinder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Store shopping/reward/loyalty cards, whatever you wanna call them.
Do you know how much it infuriates me when I’ve got a queue a mile long, but have to smile sweetly while some old dear can’t find her card |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Middle lane wankers on motorways.
Teenage girls in Ford Ka's parked up drinking alcopops and listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack at full whack on their shitty car stereo. 8ft from me for the last hour.
McFlurry machines ever being switched off. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Middle lane wankers on motorways.
Teenage girls in Ford Ka's parked up drinking alcopops and listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack at full whack on their shitty car stereo. 8ft from me for the last hour.
McFlurry machines ever being switched off."
Yell at them out the window.
They might put Madonna on for you  |
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"Middle lane wankers on motorways.
Teenage girls in Ford Ka's parked up drinking alcopops and listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack at full whack on their shitty car stereo. 8ft from me for the last hour.
McFlurry machines ever being switched off."
I don't believe there's that many Ford KAs left in the world! They were one of the go-to small engined cars for first time drivers when we were at sixth form! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Middle lane wankers on motorways.
Teenage girls in Ford Ka's parked up drinking alcopops and listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack at full whack on their shitty car stereo. 8ft from me for the last hour.
McFlurry machines ever being switched off.
Yell at them out the window.
They might put Madonna on for you "
Oh that's just evil......  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Middle lane wankers on motorways.
Teenage girls in Ford Ka's parked up drinking alcopops and listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack at full whack on their shitty car stereo. 8ft from me for the last hour.
McFlurry machines ever being switched off.
Yell at them out the window.
They might put Madonna on for you
Oh that's just evil...... "
Nooooo. I'm sweet. And innocent |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
"Not re-racking your weight at the gym
Letting weights slam down at the gym. ESPECIALLY on machines that have two activities on them and so are shared "
Definitely this we have the same 4 way stations and nothing worse than some twat just letting the stack drop while you mid set |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
I’d also ban those “badass” types at the gym the ones that stomp around with angry look on face glaring at people arms flared out. There was one bloke who didn’t last long thought he was huge but in reality looked like someone had mashed corned beef and cottage cheese together and let a child make a human shaped figure which was later struck by lightning and came to life, also smelled absolutely fucking vile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fear mortal coffee combat will break out
ban the caffeine.
Even after I brought the magical double espresso in a vanilla milkshake into your life?  "
I would never drink that, Joe! Between the dairy milkshake and the double expresso it would be messy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grown men who think just because they have a ponytail and a beard that they’re a Viking
Calm yourself Jesus.
The mr "
Well that’s a mouthful of tea I’ll not be drinking |
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"Grown men who think just because they have a ponytail and a beard that they’re a Viking
Calm yourself Jesus.
The mr
Well that’s a mouthful of tea I’ll not be drinking "
Apologies, I’ll get a cloth.
The mr |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"People who hate PSLs making it their entire personality.
Even Google isn’t helping me with what a PSL is .. 
Anyone?  "
Oh! Apologies. PumpkinSpiceLatte.(I've put it together so you can more easily see how the term came about  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People who hate PSLs making it their entire personality.
Even Google isn’t helping me with what a PSL is ..
Anyone?
Oh! Apologies. PumpkinSpiceLatte.(I've put it together so you can more easily see how the term came about )"
Ahh how could I have not guessed! 
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"Ban anything made in china or hong kong. "
Everything I own was hand carved by virgins on a Polynesian island out of rare hardwoods.
Actually, cheap stuff that breaks easily is a good one. And built-in obsolescence of tech. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Soy products, really all they are is a market for Monsanto and the Bioengineered Soy producers to dump their grows.
The No Right to Self Defence laws.
Tiny homes.
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"Soy products, really all they are is a market for Monsanto and the Bioengineered Soy producers to dump their grows.
The No Right to Self Defence laws.
Tiny homes.
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Nooooooo, soya milk let's my lactose intolerant guts drink milky coffee. Not down with soya, let's just grow it differently. Also it feeds most of the animals that people eat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, yeah, the obvious “isms” that goes without saying, you wonderful socially aware people. But what else?
Can I start with those twats that have their stereo and bass on full blast in their cars and have their windows open so you have to suffer their intolerable shite whether you like it or not.
FFS, if you *insist* on doing that at least have the decency to have some cheesy 80s EuroPop on will you ..
What else are we banning my lovelies? "
Love and let live |
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