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By *rbugfat OP Man
over a year ago
Harlow |
I have been asked by some of my customers if I would cut their grass naked. Of course I am happy to oblige and they are all willing to rub in my suncream, but why is it I feel like I am being watched by their husbands as well? Not that I mind at all, alls fair n that. Only question is do I ask them to also be naked as it seems only fair and would add to the experience, also some have asked if their friends can come and watch as well but they don’t want their grass cut and I’m missing out on extra business.
What are your thoughts people, any suggestions ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been asked by some of my customers if I would cut their grass naked. Of course I am happy to oblige and they are all willing to rub in my suncream, but why is it I feel like I am being watched by their husbands as well? Not that I mind at all, alls fair n that. Only question is do I ask them to also be naked as it seems only fair and would add to the experience, also some have asked if their friends can come and watch as well but they don’t want their grass cut and I’m missing out on extra business.
What are your thoughts people, any suggestions ?"
Blame the diet adverts 
I think that's fair, if you are naked anyone else watching should be naked. Are you charging extra due to the extra health and safety risks? |
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I think wearing some boots would be a smart idea... and be prepared to get pelted with some projectiles from underneath the mower.
Though if their lawn is pristine to begin with, you've much less to worry about.
Make sure they pick up their dogs shit  |
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"Will you be able to wear shoes? Toes and lawnmowers really don't mix."
I always wear Jesus sandals and navy blue socks, pulled right up to just under the knee when I'm mowing naked. Only having 7 toes left is neither here nor there. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Will you be able to wear shoes? Toes and lawnmowers really don't mix.
I always wear Jesus sandals and navy blue socks, pulled right up to just under the knee when I'm mowing naked. Only having 7 toes left is neither here nor there."
Do the socks always have to be navy blue? |
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"Will you be able to wear shoes? Toes and lawnmowers really don't mix.
I always wear Jesus sandals and navy blue socks, pulled right up to just under the knee when I'm mowing naked. Only having 7 toes left is neither here nor there.
Do the socks always have to be navy blue?"
Of course. |
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