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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m just keen to know why they are SO interested in anally probing American Hillbillies?
Planning on becoming a hillbilly Dan?  "
Only if the aliens have *fantastic* breasts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m just keen to know why they are SO interested in anally probing American Hillbillies?
Planning on becoming a hillbilly Dan?
Only if the aliens have *fantastic* breasts "
Gah, I should have said “breasts that are *out of this world*”
Too little now, too late ..  |
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The chances of us being the only thing to walk out of the bacterial swamp… i find unlikely - i just hope they’re smarter and not governed by greed and selfishness… i also hope the fenale ones are nymphos with a thing for fat baldy old blokes!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Life - what comes before death
Death - What comes after life
Space - What contains life (and death)
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And that brings us back to Dooooooeeeeeeee
Doe, a deer, a female deer …
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By *929Man
over a year ago
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I knew a lad that was obsessed with aliens and convinced they existed and were watching, despite my insistence that if aliens were here watching I’m sure they would have more important people to watch like world leaders and not be watching terry cashing his giro and drinking his cider he still believed |
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There are no aliens flying round in spacecraft from the planets in this solar system. We've looked. Therefore if aliens in spacecraft exist, they come from beyond our solar system. If that's true then they are technologically streets ahead of us. We've been shouting into the void, trying to speak to them since the 50s, with no apparent response. Yet, they can fly between solar systems or even galaxies? What possibly could such technological dinosaurs offer such advanced beings? Why would they come here but only hide in the shadows? With such superior tech, they needn't dear us because we're like the bayonet charge to their ICBMs.
If there's extra terrestrial life, it's single celled and teeny tiny. |
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"There are no aliens flying round in spacecraft from the planets in this solar system. We've looked. Therefore if aliens in spacecraft exist, they come from beyond our solar system. If that's true then they are technologically streets ahead of us. We've been shouting into the void, trying to speak to them since the 50s, with no apparent response. Yet, they can fly between solar systems or even galaxies? What possibly could such technological dinosaurs offer such advanced beings? Why would they come here but only hide in the shadows? With such superior tech, they needn't dear us because we're like the bayonet charge to their ICBMs.
If there's extra terrestrial life, it's single celled and teeny tiny. "
With hundreds of testicles!!! |
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"There are no aliens flying round in spacecraft from the planets in this solar system. We've looked. Therefore if aliens in spacecraft exist, they come from beyond our solar system. If that's true then they are technologically streets ahead of us. We've been shouting into the void, trying to speak to them since the 50s, with no apparent response. Yet, they can fly between solar systems or even galaxies? What possibly could such technological dinosaurs offer such advanced beings? Why would they come here but only hide in the shadows? With such superior tech, they needn't dear us because we're like the bayonet charge to their ICBMs.
If there's extra terrestrial life, it's single celled and teeny tiny.
With hundreds of testicles!!! "
Tentacles that should say!!  |
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"There are no aliens flying round in spacecraft from the planets in this solar system. We've looked. Therefore if aliens in spacecraft exist, they come from beyond our solar system. If that's true then they are technologically streets ahead of us. We've been shouting into the void, trying to speak to them since the 50s, with no apparent response. Yet, they can fly between solar systems or even galaxies? What possibly could such technological dinosaurs offer such advanced beings? Why would they come here but only hide in the shadows? With such superior tech, they needn't dear us because we're like the bayonet charge to their ICBMs.
If there's extra terrestrial life, it's single celled and teeny tiny. "
Needn't *FEAR us
Tentacles, testicles or otherwise  |
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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago
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"There are no aliens flying round in spacecraft from the planets in this solar system. We've looked. Therefore if aliens in spacecraft exist, they come from beyond our solar system. If that's true then they are technologically streets ahead of us. We've been shouting into the void, trying to speak to them since the 50s, with no apparent response. Yet, they can fly between solar systems or even galaxies? What possibly could such technological dinosaurs offer such advanced beings? Why would they come here but only hide in the shadows? With such superior tech, they needn't dear us because we're like the bayonet charge to their ICBMs.
If there's extra terrestrial life, it's single celled and teeny tiny. "
we're the most advanced lifeforms out there...or are we all living the lives of the Who's  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"There are no aliens flying round in spacecraft from the planets in this solar system. We've looked. Therefore if aliens in spacecraft exist, they come from beyond our solar system. If that's true then they are technologically streets ahead of us. We've been shouting into the void, trying to speak to them since the 50s, with no apparent response. Yet, they can fly between solar systems or even galaxies? What possibly could such technological dinosaurs offer such advanced beings? Why would they come here but only hide in the shadows? With such superior tech, they needn't dear us because we're like the bayonet charge to their ICBMs.
If there's extra terrestrial life, it's single celled and teeny tiny. "
Maybe we'd be a light snack on their way to a neighbouring galaxy. |
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Aliens+space
The universe is unfathomably big it never ends, you can lose your mind trying to understand how big it is.
Our galaxy alone is approximately 100,000 light year's across and contains upto 400 billion stars, that's just our galaxy!!
And there's approximately 200 billion galaxies in the observable universe after that it's probably infinity.
To this end if you genuinely believe that we are the only planet with life you must be nuts.
Trillions of planets all over the universe.
So yes 100% it exists in some form or another.
Life and death.
Well it's pretty much the only thing that you can guarantee along with time and gravity.
You live, you die. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There are no aliens flying round in spacecraft from the planets in this solar system. We've looked. Therefore if aliens in spacecraft exist, they come from beyond our solar system. If that's true then they are technologically streets ahead of us. We've been shouting into the void, trying to speak to them since the 50s, with no apparent response. Yet, they can fly between solar systems or even galaxies? What possibly could such technological dinosaurs offer such advanced beings? Why would they come here but only hide in the shadows? With such superior tech, they needn't dear us because we're like the bayonet charge to their ICBMs.
If there's extra terrestrial life, it's single celled and teeny tiny. "
There’s uncontacted tribes in the Amazon that have no idea we exist. So to say aliens don’t exist is for them to say we don’t exist. To say that we have seen everything there is to see in the universe is very presumptuous. Or even it’s like a bunch of ants saying ‘right we don’t see any giants walking around right now so giants don’t exist’ but we do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m just keen to know why they are SO interested in anally probing American Hillbillies?
The aliens, obviously  "
JimmyBob can't admit that ChadBrad fucked him up the arsehole. It was aliens.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are no aliens flying round in spacecraft from the planets in this solar system. We've looked. Therefore if aliens in spacecraft exist, they come from beyond our solar system. If that's true then they are technologically streets ahead of us. We've been shouting into the void, trying to speak to them since the 50s, with no apparent response. Yet, they can fly between solar systems or even galaxies? What possibly could such technological dinosaurs offer such advanced beings? Why would they come here but only hide in the shadows? With such superior tech, they needn't dear us because we're like the bayonet charge to their ICBMs.
If there's extra terrestrial life, it's single celled and teeny tiny.
There’s uncontacted tribes in the Amazon that have no idea we exist. So to say aliens don’t exist is for them to say we don’t exist. To say that we have seen everything there is to see in the universe is very presumptuous. Or even it’s like a bunch of ants saying ‘right we don’t see any giants walking around right now so giants don’t exist’ but we do. "
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