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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Summer is making me SO horny"
"Woke up with the horn"
"If I don't get laid soon I will explode"
Ladies, please tell me about you and the horn? What words and phrases do you use because quite frankly I don't see any threads along these lines from any of you. And I KNOW you feel it too.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Um. Usually I just ask the people I want to fix it if I can please ch0ke on their dick rather than do a general broadcast  "
You won't believe this, but I think you're one of those aforementioned exceptions.  |
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Randy, I call it.
And it strikes sometimes when I least expect it, and often when I can't do anything about it.
It also illudes me at times.
Being turned on is more than a quick fumble for me these days, foreplay is much more than a physical thing.
I need to be in the mood, and I need the other person to have been interested in ME as a whole person enough not to be just another quick shag to them.
Its complicated. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning  I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless"
But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You won't believe this, but I think you're one of those aforementioned exceptions.
Oh. I'm the oddball again? Oh well "
Absolutely sure you're not the only one. Well - possibly the only cock-choking PUBLIC aficionado. Cos plenty of us are quietly with you |
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Any statuses mentioning the world "horny" or "need my balls draining" or, worst of them all, "HandH" make me totally cringe! And seeing those regularly on my local updates are the easiest way for people to be blocked.
If I feel horny, I don't advertise it- I'd either grab my toy for a few minutes fun, grab my partner if he's around or arrange a meet with one of my FWBs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Randy, I call it.
And it strikes sometimes when I least expect it, and often when I can't do anything about it.
It also illudes me at times.
Being turned on is more than a quick fumble for me these days, foreplay is much more than a physical thing.
I need to be in the mood, and I need the other person to have been interested in ME as a whole person enough not to be just another quick shag to them.
Its complicated."
Ooh I haven't seen the word Randy in forever!
I am SO with you on being turned on being more than a quick fumble! Especially when they do dry fingering. It leaves me cold. Urgh. I need more. That's why I didn't meet for 6 months. But now I'm...randy. |
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""Summer is making me SO horny"
"Woke up with the horn"
"If I don't get laid soon I will explode"
Ladies, please tell me about you and the horn? What words and phrases do you use because quite frankly I don't see any threads along these lines from any of you. And I KNOW you feel it too.
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I just think it demonstrates the differences between Mars and Venus…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any statuses mentioning the world "horny" or "need my balls draining" or, worst of them all, "HandH" make me totally cringe! And seeing those regularly on my local updates are the easiest way for people to be blocked.
If I feel horny, I don't advertise it- I'd either grab my toy for a few minutes fun, grab my partner if he's around or arrange a meet with one of my FWBs. "
HandH? I'm mystified by that one. I fail to see how draining a strangers balls is enticing. 
I don't have a toy/ partner/FWB  |
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"Any statuses mentioning the world "horny" or "need my balls draining" or, worst of them all, "HandH" make me totally cringe! And seeing those regularly on my local updates are the easiest way for people to be blocked.
If I feel horny, I don't advertise it- I'd either grab my toy for a few minutes fun, grab my partner if he's around or arrange a meet with one of my FWBs.
HandH? I'm mystified by that one. I fail to see how draining a strangers balls is enticing.
I don't have a toy/ partner/FWB "
The HandH mystifies me, too- it usually indicates someone has used some products to make themselves high and now they are horny, too. In the current heatwave, though, it may mean hot and horny, possibly.
And I am with you there, regarding draining stranger's balls.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's constant right!! So glad it's not just me clenching my thighs in this weather ha ha "
The hot weather doesn't make me more "needy", it's just kinda constant really! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i know this is a little off topic but. summer makes you *more* horny? personally i'm the opposite, i can't bear the thought of getting laid when i'm this sweaty already  "
Im ok if there's a fan directly pointed at us |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any statuses mentioning the world "horny" or "need my balls draining" or, worst of them all, "HandH" make me totally cringe! And seeing those regularly on my local updates are the easiest way for people to be blocked.
If I feel horny, I don't advertise it- I'd either grab my toy for a few minutes fun, grab my partner if he's around or arrange a meet with one of my FWBs.
HandH? I'm mystified by that one. I fail to see how draining a strangers balls is enticing.
I don't have a toy/ partner/FWB
The HandH mystifies me, too- it usually indicates someone has used some products to make themselves high and now they are horny, too. In the current heatwave, though, it may mean hot and horny, possibly.
And I am with you there, regarding draining stranger's balls.
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Worse than I thought! Local updates make me drier than the Sahara. |
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"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless
But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think? "
It actually didn't which was surprising! I think guys in general might be quicker to broadcast it when they're in the mood, maybe why it seems a more popular word with them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sadly I rarely feel the horn. And if I do, I can guarantee it’s about 3.10pm on a Wednesday, the kids are at home & T at work
J x"
 I'm sorry. Are hormones at play? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless
But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think?
It actually didn't which was surprising! I think guys in general might be quicker to broadcast it when they're in the mood, maybe why it seems a more popular word with them"
They're very quick to broadcast! I'm saying it here, but no way would I put it on my status. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless
But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think?
It actually didn't which was surprising! I think guys in general might be quicker to broadcast it when they're in the mood, maybe why it seems a more popular word with them
They're very quick to broadcast! I'm saying it here, but no way would I put it on my status. "
Sorry that sounded rude! As a single woman I would get quite different messages I think. Ones I don't want. |
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"Sadly I rarely feel the horn. And if I do, I can guarantee it’s about 3.10pm on a Wednesday, the kids are at home & T at work
J x
I'm sorry. Are hormones at play? "
Sadly yes, but T is amazing & so understanding xx Hoping a couple of nights alone will help  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sadly I rarely feel the horn. And if I do, I can guarantee it’s about 3.10pm on a Wednesday, the kids are at home & T at work
J x
I'm sorry. Are hormones at play?
Sadly yes, but T is amazing & so understanding xx Hoping a couple of nights alone will help "
Having an understanding partner is the most important thing! |
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"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless
But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think?
It actually didn't which was surprising! I think guys in general might be quicker to broadcast it when they're in the mood, maybe why it seems a more popular word with them
They're very quick to broadcast! I'm saying it here, but no way would I put it on my status.
Sorry that sounded rude! As a single woman I would get quite different messages I think. Ones I don't want. "
Haha no I understand what you mean!! It was nothing short of a miracle that our inbox stayed relatively calm this morning x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In fairness our current status does state that I was horny this morning I wouldn't make a thread about it because it would attract men miles away, which is pointless
But didn't the status attract men? Perhaps I am underestimating the popularity of the word, do you think?
It actually didn't which was surprising! I think guys in general might be quicker to broadcast it when they're in the mood, maybe why it seems a more popular word with them
They're very quick to broadcast! I'm saying it here, but no way would I put it on my status.
Sorry that sounded rude! As a single woman I would get quite different messages I think. Ones I don't want.
Haha no I understand what you mean!! It was nothing short of a miracle that our inbox stayed relatively calm this morning x"
They must have been sleeping in |
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""Summer is making me SO horny"
"Woke up with the horn"
"If I don't get laid soon I will explode"
Ladies, please tell me about you and the horn? What words and phrases do you use because quite frankly I don't see any threads along these lines from any of you. And I KNOW you feel it too.
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I’d say and feel a deep , deep ache . It’s like a pain that’s not exactly painful but it’s there in my body and my mind . I hate it and love it equally . Solo Ladygasms don’t help in any way . I’m doomed ! I’m doomed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Summer is making me SO horny"
"Woke up with the horn"
"If I don't get laid soon I will explode"
Ladies, please tell me about you and the horn? What words and phrases do you use because quite frankly I don't see any threads along these lines from any of you. And I KNOW you feel it too.
I’d say and feel a deep , deep ache . It’s like a pain that’s not exactly painful but it’s there in my body and my mind . I hate it and love it equally . Solo Ladygasms don’t help in any way . I’m doomed ! I’m doomed "
Oh yeah, I kinda hate it too. And I have excellent orgasms but ... it's the intimacy that's needed isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too hot
Wringing wet
Sweaty
Sexual pleasure will make me
The heat is now my sexual pleasure..
All the above op"
Im excluding the heat for me. Turns me into a damp potato. |
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""Summer is making me SO horny"
"Woke up with the horn"
"If I don't get laid soon I will explode"
Ladies, please tell me about you and the horn? What words and phrases do you use because quite frankly I don't see any threads along these lines from any of you. And I KNOW you feel it too.
I’d say and feel a deep , deep ache . It’s like a pain that’s not exactly painful but it’s there in my body and my mind . I hate it and love it equally . Solo Ladygasms don’t help in any way . I’m doomed ! I’m doomed "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It must be a woman thing getting horny in hot weather! . All I want to do is lie down like a star fish or have a nap on the sofa!  "
Oh I don't think so the number of men in local updates EXPLODING on a warm day! |
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"It must be a woman thing getting horny in hot weather! . All I want to do is lie down like a star fish or have a nap on the sofa!
Oh I don't think so the number of men in local updates EXPLODING on a warm day! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been seriously horny for weeks now and ramping up after period has finished, I literally can’t stop thinking about sex
Waking up horny and even after 2-3 orgasms at night I want more
Men we are just as horny as you all |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I’m going through the menopause. My sex drive is pretty much non existent. And what’s worse, hot flashes. They are not sexy
I’m glad my sex drive has buggered off for now, because feeling horny and then feeling unsexy and feeling unable to meet would just be the cherry on the bloody cake of a pretty sucky time.
I read women saying they are hornier than ever and I just want to do a big old raspberry in their direction! |
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By *enise40Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
I don’t know about anyone else but I am horny 24/7 heat and full moon make it worse ?? I am going through menopause and I feel like a Randy teenager again. If only the hubby was able to help ??. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been seriously horny for weeks now and ramping up after period has finished, I literally can’t stop thinking about sex
Waking up horny and even after 2-3 orgasms at night I want more
Men we are just as horny as you all "
Wow, that's seriously needy, I hope you get all you desire! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m going through the menopause. My sex drive is pretty much non existent. And what’s worse, hot flashes. They are not sexy
I’m glad my sex drive has buggered off for now, because feeling horny and then feeling unsexy and feeling unable to meet would just be the cherry on the bloody cake of a pretty sucky time.
I read women saying they are hornier than ever and I just want to do a big old raspberry in their direction!"
Bloody menopause! Hot flushes are the pits. I don't recall having any libido whilst I had those badly - sympathies. Balancing all those hormone changes is quite an effort for most women I think. |
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"It must be a woman thing getting horny in hot weather! . All I want to do is lie down like a star fish or have a nap on the sofa!
Oh I don't think so the number of men in local updates EXPLODING on a warm day! "
Aren't local updates like that every day!!? Have you managed to sort it out now? ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I usually just tell Mr that I need a good fucking.
Gosh. Straightforward!
No point beating around the bush so to speak. Mr doesn't pick up on hints, at all. So I just say it how it is "
Well if that's what it takes to get him beating around your bush!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t know about anyone else but I am horny 24/7 heat and full moon make it worse ?? I am going through menopause and I feel like a Randy teenager again. If only the hubby was able to help ??. "
Why can't hubby help?? |
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"I usually just tell Mr that I need a good fucking.
Gosh. Straightforward!
No point beating around the bush so to speak. Mr doesn't pick up on hints, at all. So I just say it how it is
Well if that's what it takes to get him beating around your bush! "
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