As it's Valentine's day, me and the wife decided to spice up our love making a bit.
I surprised her when she got home by slipping my cock into a small round loaf of bread and trying to shove a muffin up her arse.
She called me a thick cunt and said I had no idea what roll playing meant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Can't wait to see my wife's face when she gets back.
She hinted she wanted filling with a huge knob for valentine's day.
So I've bought the extra large Lurpak.
" Oh you not going to
fuck her then ?
* cReEpS rOunD cRyPt * -|- |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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The chap made Valentine's Day dinner for his new girlfriend and told her: "Those chips you've just eaten actually came from my garden this morning."
"Wow," she smiled, "I didn't know you grew potatoes."
"I don't," the chap told her. "Some d*unk must have thrown them over the hedge last night."
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