horses for courses

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

quite appropriate right now.

other horse sayings?

By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it high five.

P.S. It's because they only have one big fat finger at the end of each leg.

P.P.S It just looks like they are pointing at you accusingly when they try

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it into a frozen crispy pancake? oh.....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it into a frozen crispy pancake? oh....."

pancake day was yesterday duh.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

100% beef? - I laughed til I was horse.

By *sprey6Man over a year ago

Here!

WHERES THE BEEF????

In a tragically sad American accent!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im so hungry i could eat a horse

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im so hungry i could eat a horse

pass the lasagne

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im so hungry i could eat a horse

"
and chase the rider

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So a horse walks into a Tesco and the welcoming staff asked' 'hey, why the long face?'