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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... I've been eating pickled onions 
Ps for those more serious beings - this is just a silly light hearted thread"
Just post a meet asking for someone who's been hitting the monster munch!!
Simples!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm cancelling a meet so they don't find out I'm actually an 75 year old single male  (good job no one tin-eyed my pics eh?? Lol )"
Or did they.........,Derek !!!  |
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"I'm cancelling a meet so they don't find out I'm actually an 75 year old single male (good job no one tin-eyed my pics eh?? Lol )
Or did they.........,Derek !!! "
Yeah but you still like me obi... Just because you didn't display the veri I left you doesn't mean it didn't happen. Sorry about my false teeth and toupee by the way. Xx |
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By *arl828Man
over a year ago
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"This is a genuine reason for a guy not turning up for an arranged meet ..........
Sorry I couldn't make it , I got my dick caught in my fly zip
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HAHA I'd have still met to have it kissed better lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a genuine reason for a guy not turning up for an arranged meet ..........
Sorry I couldn't make it , I got my dick caught in my fly zip
HAHA I'd have still met to have it kissed better lol "
And I would, ve kissed it better for him too lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sorry can't meet today because the dog ate the cat then the mother-in-law ate the dog then the car rolled backward over the mother-in-law as we were taking her to the hospital to get her stomach pumped then the shovel broke as we were scraping her off the floor which ment we both slipped on the bloody remains and we don't have any other shoes to put on, so can we meet next week instead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm at work. Sat at my desk in tight jeans, having a fantasy about plumbers. I'll be off to Poundland on the way back to see if they have any jobs for a timewaster like me. But it's better to have loved my work than not worked at all.
Start of Lent, had my pancakes last night just in case the Catholic Church goes bust. I have given up looking at ugly phallic symbols for the duration. Anyway better go fight my way through the snow now. Gotta go lassoo tea on the way home. I saw a lovely donkey not far from us with a carrot shoved up its arse. I call that a ready meal. Findus call that " oh fuck" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm at work. Sat at my desk in tight jeans, having a fantasy about plumbers. I'll be off to Poundland on the way back to see if they have any jobs for a timewaster like me. But it's better to have loved my work than not worked at all.
Start of Lent, had my pancakes last night just in case the Catholic Church goes bust. I have given up looking at ugly phallic symbols for the duration. Anyway better go fight my way through the snow now. Gotta go lassoo tea on the way home. I saw a lovely donkey not far from us with a carrot shoved up its arse. I call that a ready meal. Findus call that " oh fuck" "
Self imposed forum ban going well then I see! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm at work. Sat at my desk in tight jeans, having a fantasy about plumbers. I'll be off to Poundland on the way back to see if they have any jobs for a timewaster like me. But it's better to have loved my work than not worked at all.
Start of Lent, had my pancakes last night just in case the Catholic Church goes bust. I have given up looking at ugly phallic symbols for the duration. Anyway better go fight my way through the snow now. Gotta go lassoo tea on the way home. I saw a lovely donkey not far from us with a carrot shoved up its arse. I call that a ready meal. Findus call that " oh fuck"
Self imposed forum ban going well then I see! "
So busted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm cancelling the meet because the chemists are out of chloroform and there's no more room under my patio Mwah ha ha ha ha err well its hardly going to reduce the people wanting to meet me ! |
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D'ya think that'll read ok in the meet today blurb? 
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