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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs! )
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters?  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )"
Ice pops
Bread rolls
Crusts
Plimsolls
Cream first
Not wee
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )
Ice pops
Bread rolls
Crusts
Plimsolls
Cream first
Not wee
"
^ you’re a wrong ‘un |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )"
Ice poles
Rolls (we already know they're made from bread)
Crusts, or tobber if you're my parents.
PE slippers/plimsolls
Who cares, just stick it together and smash it in your gob.
Defo piss.
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )"
Ice lollies
Crusts
Pumps
Jam first
You ain't dragging me into that argument! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )
Ice poles
Rolls (we already know they're made from bread)
Crusts, or tobber if you're my parents.
PE slippers/plimsolls
Who cares, just stick it together and smash it in your gob.
Defo piss.
"
Aye agree on rolls. Just put the bread bit in so people knew what I was on about. But yeah. Rolls  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )
Ice lollies
Crusts
Pumps
Jam first
You ain't dragging me into that argument!"
I missed bread rolls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )"
Ice pops.
Buns.
Crust.
Dappers.
Jam.
Lash. |
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By *romleyM41Man
over a year ago
orpington / surrounding |
"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )
Ice poles
Rolls (we already know they're made from bread)
Crusts, or tobber if you're my parents.
PE slippers/plimsolls
Who cares, just stick it together and smash it in your gob.
Defo piss.
"
I’m with this person 100% |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )
Ice poles
Rolls (we already know they're made from bread)
Crusts, or tobber if you're my parents.
PE slippers/plimsolls
Who cares, just stick it together and smash it in your gob.
Defo piss.
Aye agree on rolls. Just put the bread bit in so people knew what I was on about. But yeah. Rolls "
Oh yea, might have thought you meant a Roller |
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )
Ice pops
Bread rolls
Crusts
Plimsolls
Cream first
Not wee
"
I'm with Fluffy on this |
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By *jay1975Man
over a year ago
London / Barcelona |
"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )
Ice pops
Bread rolls
Crusts
Plimsolls
Cream first
Not wee
"
Yeah, that's better, i don't have to get involved now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tip tops
Batch
Crust
Pumps
No preference
Tip tops!?  "
Perhaps a 80’s/90’s Midland’s thing. The kids don’t call them tip tops now around here. Think they call them ice pops or just ice lollies. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Tip tops
Batch
Crust
Pumps
No preference
Tip tops!?
Perhaps a 80’s/90’s Midland’s thing. The kids don’t call them tip tops now around here. Think they call them ice pops or just ice lollies. "
That's just wrong, tip tops are tip tops never ice lollies |
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"Oh look, its the "how to spot a psychopath and auto block list thread"
The Barm cake brigade are an instant block!"
Excellent. Hit that block then because you won't be served a chip bap or chip roll or chip cob round these parts. It's a barm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tip tops
Batch
Crust
Pumps
No preference
Tip tops!?
Perhaps a 80’s/90’s Midland’s thing. The kids don’t call them tip tops now around here. Think they call them ice pops or just ice lollies.
That's just wrong, tip tops are tip tops never ice lollies "
Haha yeah, my kids are just like what? When I say tip tops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )"
Its
Ice lols
Baps
Crusts
Pumps
Cream on one half, jam on t’other side by side
Vag fluid
Bonus addition its called pop not ‘fizzy’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The last one is a philosophical and linguistic question - is carbonated water still called water?
No, most people call it soda even though it's just water containing dissolved carbon dioxide."
Fizzy water |
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"The last one is a philosophical and linguistic question - is carbonated water still called water?
No, most people call it soda even though it's just water containing dissolved carbon dioxide.
Fizzy water"
Okay, but that's still a different name given to it based on its chemical composition  |
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"The last one is a philosophical and linguistic question - is carbonated water still called water?
No, most people call it soda even though it's just water containing dissolved carbon dioxide.
Fizzy water
Okay, but that's still a different name given to it based on its chemical composition "
It's still plain ol' H2O. Just a bit more CO2 |
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"The last one is a philosophical and linguistic question - is carbonated water still called water?
No, most people call it soda even though it's just water containing dissolved carbon dioxide.
Fizzy water
Okay, but that's still a different name given to it based on its chemical composition
It's still plain ol' H2O. Just a bit more CO2"
You'll find it's actually a reversible reaction creating H2CO3 too! On a base level, we're all stardust - although that's poetic, there is value in specificity |
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Ice pops
Barm, bread roll, whatever people want to call it - I’ve lived all over the country and have called it different things.
Crusts
Gym Slappers
Jam first as easier to put cream on top but I’d eat it either way
If you’ve been squirted on, you’d know it’s not piss - there’s a huge difference between the two in taste, consistency, smell but I also don’t care if people think it is…
K
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's also crumpet, not pieclet...
(P.S. cream first)"
You’re 50% right! Who doesn’t love a bit of crumpet, but in the bin for suggesting cream first! |
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )"
You're wrong about end of bread as crust is on the whole loaf, it's the butt of the bread at the ends |
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )"
Tiptops
Cobs
Crusts
Plimsolls
Jam first
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )"
I’d agree with most of that Dan but I’ll call you out on one mistake - they are definitely Gutties, not Daps. |
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )"
Ffs Dan, you've kicked it off now between me and Sugar Tits!
Me (southerner):
Ice poles
Bread Rolls
Crusts
Plimsolls
Jam first, duh!
Not wee
(And btw, they are downpipes / rainwater pipes and NOT downcomers!
Her (north easterner):
Ice pops
Buns
Crusts
Sand shoes
Jam first
It's wee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But what do you all call bits of batter you can ask for on your chips at the chippy.
Up here it’s “batter on” but have also heard scraps and crispies "
Scraps is the correct answer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )
Ffs Dan, you've kicked it off now between me and Sugar Tits!
Me (southerner):
Ice poles
Bread Rolls
Crusts
Plimsolls
Jam first, duh!
Not wee
(And btw, they are downpipes / rainwater pipes and NOT downcomers!
Her (north easterner):
Ice pops
Buns
Crusts
Sand shoes
Jam first
It's wee"
Sorry! But I expect the make-up sex will be epic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )"
Tip tops
Baps
Crusts (agreed)
Plimsoles
Jam first or cream I don’t care, whichever way you like it once done turn it upside down and any argument is futile  |
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )
Ffs Dan, you've kicked it off now between me and Sugar Tits!
Me (southerner):
Ice poles
Bread Rolls
Crusts
Plimsolls
Jam first, duh!
Not wee
(And btw, they are downpipes / rainwater pipes and NOT downcomers!
Her (north easterner):
Ice pops
Buns
Crusts
Sand shoes
Jam first
It's wee"
Totally forgot Sand Shoes, doh! |
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )
Ffs Dan, you've kicked it off now between me and Sugar Tits!
Me (southerner):
Ice poles
Bread Rolls
Crusts
Plimsolls
Jam first, duh!
Not wee
(And btw, they are downpipes / rainwater pipes and NOT downcomers!
Her (north easterner):
Ice pops
Buns
Crusts
Sand shoes
Jam first
It's wee
Sorry! But I expect the make-up sex will be epic! "
Make up sex!!!???? Are you kidding? We're in deal breaker territory now. There's no way back! |
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"They’re called:
Ice Poles (not ice pops or any other variation)
Bread Rolls (certainly not barm cakes ffs!)
Crusts (the outside / end pieces of a loaf of bread)
Daps (those slip on gym shoes you used to do PE in as a kiddie)
And ..
It’s Jam first (obviously)
And yes, it’s wee!
(Yes it’s this old thread yet again!! What I have left off the list, Fabsters? )"
You’ve missed off the stuff from the chip shop that’s the broken off bits of batter and crispy bits of potato.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ice pops
Bread cakes
Crusts
Sandshoes (sannies for short)
Jam first so it actually spreads!
Don't care what it is, it just feels amazing.
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I believe these are all the correct answers |
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