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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly  |
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly "
I’m reporting your privilege, and how dare you start a thread with the word white in it. I’ll tribute your pic first  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.
Go on then, off you fuck. "
Off I’m fucking! Who fancies a fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For wearing socks whilst doing the wild thing
Should really be everyone that but you can on apologise on their behalf  "
Team socks!! I wear socks with flip flops! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly
I’m reporting your privilege, and how dare you start a thread with the word white in it. I’ll tribute your pic first "
Send pics!  |
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"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.
Go on then, off you fuck. "
Sorry, it’s embarrassing how I’ve been just handed my house, Career successes, world travel and I just waft through life without a care in the world…if things get tough I just flash my club member card and one of my staff hands me a large plate of whatever I want  |
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Who is asking you to and what for? If you do have something to apologise for do it sooner than later, get it all sorted and carry on making the odd mistake here and there and be prepared to apologise again. How boring would we all be if we never had anything to apologise for |
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"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.
Go on then, off you fuck.
Sorry, it’s embarrassing how I’ve been just handed my house, Career successes, world travel and I just waft through life without a care in the world…if things get tough I just flash my club member card and one of my staff hands me a large plate of whatever I want "
And don’t forget your life membership of first class travel on planes and use of their corporate lounges which is granted at birth. God bless Emirates  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.
Go on then, off you fuck.
Sorry, it’s embarrassing how I’ve been just handed my house, Career successes, world travel and I just waft through life without a care in the world…if things get tough I just flash my club member card and one of my staff hands me a large plate of whatever I want "
I know. It’s great, isn’t it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who is asking you to and what for? If you do have something to apologise for do it sooner than later, get it all sorted and carry on making the odd mistake here and there and be prepared to apologise again. How boring would we all be if we never had anything to apologise for "
I’m being proactive! Sorry. |
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"Who is asking you to and what for? If you do have something to apologise for do it sooner than later, get it all sorted and carry on making the odd mistake here and there and be prepared to apologise again. How boring would we all be if we never had anything to apologise for
I’m being proactive! Sorry. "
Apology accepted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.
Go on then, off you fuck.
Sorry, it’s embarrassing how I’ve been just handed my house, Career successes, world travel and I just waft through life without a care in the world…if things get tough I just flash my club member card and one of my staff hands me a large plate of whatever I want
And don’t forget your life membership of first class travel on planes and use of their corporate lounges which is granted at birth. God bless Emirates "
Stewardesses in mini skirts and stockings and suspenders hand feeding me caviar. It’s the life! |
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"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.
Go on then, off you fuck.
Sorry, it’s embarrassing how I’ve been just handed my house, Career successes, world travel and I just waft through life without a care in the world…if things get tough I just flash my club member card and one of my staff hands me a large plate of whatever I want
And don’t forget your life membership of first class travel on planes and use of their corporate lounges which is granted at birth. God bless Emirates
Stewardesses in mini skirts and stockings and suspenders hand feeding me caviar. It’s the life! "
FFS  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"England's inability to win the World Cup since 1966. But then also apologise for our arrogance in believing we have a chance every World Cup since then."
Yep, fair do’s, I should apologise for that.
Sorry to Bert Millichip, Geoff Thompson, Debbie Hewitt et al over the years .. |
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"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.
Go on then, off you fuck.
Sorry, it’s embarrassing how I’ve been just handed my house, Career successes, world travel and I just waft through life without a care in the world…if things get tough I just flash my club member card and one of my staff hands me a large plate of whatever I want
And don’t forget your life membership of first class travel on planes and use of their corporate lounges which is granted at birth. God bless Emirates "
Is there any other way to travel to Lidl for your complementary oven fresh warm baguette on a Saturday?  |
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"Privilege. You apparently have a lot of it and need to apologise and then denounce it.
Go on then, off you fuck.
Sorry, it’s embarrassing how I’ve been just handed my house, Career successes, world travel and I just waft through life without a care in the world…if things get tough I just flash my club member card and one of my staff hands me a large plate of whatever I want
And don’t forget your life membership of first class travel on planes and use of their corporate lounges which is granted at birth. God bless Emirates
Is there any other way to travel to Lidl for your complementary oven fresh warm baguette on a Saturday? "
You can get food from places other than Waitrose? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a heart-rending thread. I can feel the angst. I've set up a GoFund Me page for you.
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Ooh thank you! Or should that be sorry? Now I’m confused!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly "
No need to apologize. You are you everyone else can just fuck off according to your values. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly No need to apologize. You are you everyone else can just fuck off according to your values. "
So, should I apologise for suggesting I should apologise?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apologise for being straight dammit! I always wanted to bum ya.
I can be gay for pay? DMs open ..  "
Busts open the piggy bank…………..will a couple of rusty old €2 coins work?  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly "
Being a bag of shit. I'll be there in a few years and I will be apologizing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apologise for being straight dammit! I always wanted to bum ya.
I can be gay for pay? DMs open ..
Busts open the piggy bank…………..will a couple of rusty old €2 coins work? "
Ooh .. I was yours for €1 but if you have €4 .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly
Being a bag of shit. I'll be there in a few years and I will be apologizing!"
Yep, at midnight on your 50th birthday it happens. It’s coming! Sorry  |
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly
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You mean TL:DR I wanna be Fab's most crafty opinionist lol
Ps. I know it's tough having to apologise all the time. I'm of a very similar demographic and last weekend alone I had 14 people knocking my door asking me to apologise for White Privilege! 14!!! I'm just so tired of apologising all the time!! When will this persecution ever stop!!!
I'm so tired it boils my piss etc etc.
pt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly
You mean TL:DR I wanna be Fab's most crafty opinionist lol
Ps. I know it's tough having to apologise all the time. I'm of a very similar demographic and last weekend alone I had 14 people knocking my door asking me to apologise for White Privilege! 14!!! I'm just so tired of apologising all the time!! When will this persecution ever stop!!!
I'm so tired it boils my piss etc etc.
pt"
I’ve implemented an online booking system, that way I can block out some “me” time between the apologies. Try it. Life changing |
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly
You mean TL:DR I wanna be Fab's most crafty opinionist lol
Ps. I know it's tough having to apologise all the time. I'm of a very similar demographic and last weekend alone I had 14 people knocking my door asking me to apologise for White Privilege! 14!!! I'm just so tired of apologising all the time!! When will this persecution ever stop!!!
I'm so tired it boils my piss etc etc.
pt"
It's not piss, it's........ |
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly
You mean TL:DR I wanna be Fab's most crafty opinionist lol
Ps. I know it's tough having to apologise all the time. I'm of a very similar demographic and last weekend alone I had 14 people knocking my door asking me to apologise for White Privilege! 14!!! I'm just so tired of apologising all the time!! When will this persecution ever stop!!!
I'm so tired it boils my piss etc etc.
pt
It's not piss, it's........ "
Pure Thunderbird |
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly "
You could buy me an ice cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. what should I be apologising for, Fabsters, and to who?
Serious answers, or more light hearted ones welcomed my lovelies.
But ideally the more light hearted ones please, it’s too late for too much serious shit innit?
TL:DR? Keep it fun and friendly
You could buy me an ice cream "
I’m sorry I haven’t (yet..) .. what flavour are you licking’? |
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