I’ll be heading down to London today. Those train journeys can be so dull (not to mention sweaty today!)
Any forumite suggestions for silly/naughty things to amuse myself with to pass the time?
-nothing offensive to others or that might get my collar felt by the BTP
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well it goes without saying you have to play a game of Hollywood, Brazilian or full bush with all the female passengers around you.
In your head, obviously. Not out loud. |
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"Well it goes without saying you have to play a game of Hollywood, Brazilian or full bush with all the female passengers around you.
In your head, obviously. Not out loud. "
Like it, will be giving this a go |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I like to look out the window and admire people’s gardens. Then I start wondering…..”do they mind having a garden backing on to train tracks? Obviously not Luna else they’d not live there”. “I wonder if the noise bothers them”. “I wonder what Tree that was” “I wonder if they know that someone has spray painted an image of a squirrel onto the other side of their wall?”
Endless conversations with myself in my head.
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"I like to look out the window and admire people’s gardens. Then I start wondering…..”do they mind having a garden backing on to train tracks? Obviously not Luna else they’d not live there”. “I wonder if the noise bothers them”. “I wonder what Tree that was” “I wonder if they know that someone has spray painted an image of a squirrel onto the other side of their wall?”
Endless conversations with myself in my head.
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I used to meet a couple in Wakefield and noticed their garden backed on to the wakey-Leeds track. Every so often I’d let her know when I’d be coming past and I’d get a lovely boob flash in my way home. |
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"Well it goes without saying you have to play a game of Hollywood, Brazilian or full bush with all the female passengers around you.
In your head, obviously. Not out loud.
Like it, will be giving this a go "
Do it out loud, I promise it will be way more entertaining |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could always chat to people
I am a chatty sort but the further south you go the more people think you’re a loon for starting a convo
Flipping southerners
Watch it! X"
My sentiments too Candy. Us southerners are bloody lovely |
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"You could always chat to people
I am a chatty sort but the further south you go the more people think you’re a loon for starting a convo
Flipping southerners
Watch it! X
My sentiments too Candy. Us southerners are bloody lovely "
indeed we are! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could always chat to people
I am a chatty sort but the further south you go the more people think you’re a loon for starting a convo
Flipping southerners
Watch it! X
My sentiments too Candy. Us southerners are bloody lovely
indeed we are! X"
Maybe you got some northern in you (I know how that sounds) |
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I like the old comedy.
In someone's peripheral vision look at them and pull faces when they turn to look at you look away as if you wasn't looking at them.
Continue till either you crack up laughing or they come and punch you in face.
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