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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger, Fabsters 
Tell us what else is the definitive TRUTH, whether people like it or not!
(n.b. Minus 25 points to the first person that says squirting is just wee)
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"The Gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger, Fabsters
Tell us what else is the definitive TRUTH, whether people like it or not!
(n.b. Minus 25 points to the first person that says squirting is just wee)
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You said it first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger, Fabsters
Tell us what else is the definitive TRUTH, whether people like it or not!
(n.b. Minus 25 points to the first person that says squirting is just wee)
You said it first"
Damn! 
-25 to me. And minus THIRTY points to you for being pedantic!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger, Fabsters
Tell us what else is the definitive TRUTH, whether people like it or not!
(n.b. Minus 25 points to the first person that says squirting is just wee)
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I'll take the minus 25 points  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.
Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it."
Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit. |
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"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.
Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it."
Oh no, I'm deadly serious. Sorry! I'd like to like it, but can't get past the shitness.  |
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"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.
Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.
Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit. "
Harry Potter, okay, but LotR is a masterpiece - the inspiration for so many fantasy franchises - just a perfect story of good triumphing over evil. |
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"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.
Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.
Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit.
Harry Potter, okay, but LotR is a masterpiece - the inspiration for so many fantasy franchises - just a perfect story of good triumphing over evil."
Yawn! 
(I know it's a classic - just not my bag!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.
Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.
Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit.
Harry Potter, okay, but LotR is a masterpiece - the inspiration for so many fantasy franchises - just a perfect story of good triumphing over evil."
I’ve honestly tried to like it. I can’t. It’s not for me. Bores me endlessly. |
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"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.
Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.
Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit.
Harry Potter, okay, but LotR is a masterpiece - the inspiration for so many fantasy franchises - just a perfect story of good triumphing over evil.
I’ve honestly tried to like it. I can’t. It’s not for me. Bores me endlessly. "
Look forward to comparing notes on how dull it is sometime... |
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"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.
Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.
Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit. "
You are wrong, they are not a bit shit, they are complete shit. |
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"Lord of the Rings is just a bit shit.
Wtaf?! I hope you're just saying this to elicit a response and don't actually believe it.
Oh, I believe it. LotR and Harry Potter are both a bit shit.
Harry Potter, okay, but LotR is a masterpiece - the inspiration for so many fantasy franchises - just a perfect story of good triumphing over evil.
I’ve honestly tried to like it. I can’t. It’s not for me. Bores me endlessly. "
I can't fathom how though. Each scene of all 3 movies is iconic (I'm assuming you're talking about the movies). The fellowship is the best portrayal of pure friendship in media imo - plus there's action, comedy, romance, epic music... How can you be bored? |
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"Hail the gherkin!
It’s certainly the best bit in a McDonald’s burger.
….is that even real beef?  "
I worked in a McDonalds' Burger Factory... their burgers are literally prime Beef + small amount of salt and pepper, nothing else is added. |
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"Anal is a pain in the ass"
But a very nice pain in the ass!
And another thing, squirting definitely is not just wee ( just for the admin who kicked me out the chat rooms for “weeing” on cam !… I couldn’t help it! The toy was very big and I was squirting!!)
Rant over  |
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"Carol Kirkwood is NOT a milf and her weather forecast voice is not only boring but she drones like a set of rusty bagpipes "
And I wouldn't smash any female weather forecaster whatsoever. Regardless of channel! |
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"Carol Kirkwood is NOT a milf and her weather forecast voice is not only boring but she drones like a set of rusty bagpipes "
I'm really sorry but I'll have to correct you on this. Carol Kirkwood IS a milf. Ps, bagpipes don't rust, they're made of wood and some sort of tartan materially stuff. Just sayin' like. |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
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As already said Harry Potter and lord of rings complete and utter shit
Star Wars/trek is nerd shit
Jewelry is for women
Royal family are cunts
Majority of youngins are useless lazy cunts
People complain about immigration and it is a problem but also just need to visit any council estate to see a large portion of white British society is absolutely fucked |
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"Carol Kirkwood is NOT a milf and her weather forecast voice is not only boring but she drones like a set of rusty bagpipes
I'm really sorry but I'll have to correct you on this. Carol Kirkwood IS a milf. Ps, bagpipes don't rust, they're made of wood and some sort of tartan materially stuff. Just sayin' like."
Trust me on the milf bit. I’ve seen her in a bikini and the bagpipe reference I said sounds like. Meaning what I imagine rusty bagpipes to sound if they did rust |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Anal is a pain in the ass
But a very nice pain in the ass!
And another thing, squirting definitely is not just wee ( just for the admin who kicked me out the chat rooms for “weeing” on cam !… I couldn’t help it! The toy was very big and I was squirting!!)
Rant over "
Not been caught for that one but must have been pretty close for it at times. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Star wars it in fact not for kids neither is Lords of the Rings
Star Wars is totally for kids and exists purely to sell toys.
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Maybe it was monetized by Lucasarts just like every other movie/TV show from that era.
But the original trilogy was very much aimed at late teens and twenty somethings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials. "
Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap |
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"Star wars it in fact not for kids neither is Lords of the Rings
Star Wars is totally for kids and exists purely to sell toys.
Maybe it was monetized by Lucasarts just like every other movie/TV show from that era.
But the original trilogy was very much aimed at late teens and twenty somethings "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.
Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap"
Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.
Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap
Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages "
It's easy to have disposable income when you are still living at home with your parents. Those Ewbil Boomers. |
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"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.
Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap
Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages "
The generations all blame each other for what's wrong in their lives. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.
Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap
Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages
The generations all blame each other for what's wrong in their lives. "
This is very true.
But only one says that Netflix and a daily latte are comparable to a modern mortgage payment |
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"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.
Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap
Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages
The generations all blame each other for what's wrong in their lives.
This is very true.
But only one says that Netflix and a daily latte are comparable to a modern mortgage payment "
I've never said that.
All generations have or had their own hardships. I'm not into the 'we lived in a shoebox in the middle of the motorway ' competitions and if younger people want to believe our lives were all milk and honey I can't stop them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boomers took everything and fucked it. Now they blame gen-x and millennials.
Boomers get the blame for Millenials not taking responsibility for trashing the internet age and leaving us with this pile of crap
Must be related to all the expensive coffee and streaming subscriptions we have, instead of mortgages
The generations all blame each other for what's wrong in their lives.
This is very true.
But only one says that Netflix and a daily latte are comparable to a modern mortgage payment
I've never said that.
All generations have or had their own hardships. I'm not into the 'we lived in a shoebox in the middle of the motorway ' competitions and if younger people want to believe our lives were all milk and honey I can't stop them "
Yet the message that boomers had it easy, while leeching off the hard work boomers put into technology and developing the framework of human rights most of you take for granted.
But yeah they had it easy lol :clowncar: |
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"The Gherkin is the BEST bit of the burger, Fabsters
Tell us what else is the definitive TRUTH, whether people like it or not!
(n.b. Minus 25 points to the first person that says squirting is just wee)
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Pineapple has no place on a pizza ! Anyone who says different can get into the bin !   |
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"Carol Kirkwood is NOT a milf and her weather forecast voice is not only boring but she drones like a set of rusty bagpipes
I'm really sorry but I'll have to correct you on this. Carol Kirkwood IS a milf. Ps, bagpipes don't rust, they're made of wood and some sort of tartan materially stuff. Just sayin' like.
Trust me on the milf bit. I’ve seen her in a bikini and the bagpipe reference I said sounds like. Meaning what I imagine rusty bagpipes to sound if they did rust "
I think judging Carol Kirkwood’s eligibility for being a MILF on what she looks like in a bikini is a bit on the shallow side.
She comes across as a really nice person and I think she is very attractive. She would probably run a million miles away from me but in the words of Sir Tom… that’s not unusual! |
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
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"Star wars it in fact not for kids neither is Lords of the Rings
Star Wars is totally for kids and exists purely to sell toys.
Maybe it was monetized by Lucasarts just like every other movie/TV show from that era.
But the original trilogy was very much aimed at late teens and twenty somethings "
The first two were b-movie rehashes of Wagner and assorted bits of Norse and Greek history. The least said about the other films, the better. As for LOTR, how can so much be made of a watered down ring cycle - with the women airbrushed out? |
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