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"Your brother tried to charge you rent for staying with him for a week??
The bloody cheek of him "
Fuck me sounds like he needs to get a grip! Did he charge you for bog roll? |
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"Your brother tried to charge you rent for staying with him for a week??
The bloody cheek of him
Fuck me sounds like he needs to get a grip! Did he charge you for bog roll? "
I think he was joking  |
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"During a week long visit to my brother and sister-in-laws recently the cheeky bugger started asking for rent. This got me thinking, are you lucky like me to live rent free? 
Love and Peace  "
Haha families lol |
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"During a week long visit to my brother and sister-in-laws recently the cheeky bugger started asking for rent. This got me thinking, are you lucky like me to live rent free?
Love and Peace
Haha families lol "
I know brother  |
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"I met sone people who travel the world house and dog sitting gorgeous homes. Not only rent free, they get paid , and I bet the owners have no idea what they get up to  "
A colleague of mines daughter is currently looking after some horses in Denmark rent free  it’s amazing |
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"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them!  Hope you nicked some tea bags! 
I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl 
Sugar and tea bags, a lovely combination
Just need the ‘milk’ now  "
Guess you could've brushed your bum hair with their toothbrushes. |
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"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them! Hope you nicked some tea bags!
I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl
Sugar and tea bags, a lovely combination
Just need the ‘milk’ now
Guess you could've brushed your bum hair with their toothbrushes. "
Pffftttt amateur. More like stuck them up my arse |
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"During a week long visit to my brother and sister-in-laws recently the cheeky bugger started asking for rent. This got me thinking, are you lucky like me to live rent free?
Love and Peace "
I'm charging you for my company
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"During a week long visit to my brother and sister-in-laws recently the cheeky bugger started asking for rent. This got me thinking, are you lucky like me to live rent free?
Love and Peace
I'm charging you for my company
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I’ll have a harem so I’ll politely decline |
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"Nope….. I need a lodger
I'll pay you in doing dusting duties wearing only a bananna hammock. (When it cools down a butler uniform)"
Only if you wear a bow tie |
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"Nope….. I need a lodger
I'll pay you in doing dusting duties wearing only a bananna hammock. (When it cools down a butler uniform)
Only if you wear a bow tie "
....Where would I have to wear it? |
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"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them! Hope you nicked some tea bags!
I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl
Sugar and tea bags, a lovely combination
Just need the ‘milk’ now "
I'm sure that won't take long to cum  |
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"Nope….. I need a lodger
I'll pay you in doing dusting duties wearing only a bananna hammock. (When it cools down a butler uniform)
Only if you wear a bow tie
....Where would I have to wear it? "
Use your imagination |
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"That's just wrong mate. You were visiting to see them! Hope you nicked some tea bags!
I dipped my bollocks in the sugar bowl
Sugar and tea bags, a lovely combination
Just need the ‘milk’ now
I'm sure that won't take long to cum "
It’d only be a drop or two these days |
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"Nope….. I need a lodger
I'll pay you in doing dusting duties wearing only a bananna hammock. (When it cools down a butler uniform)
Only if you wear a bow tie
....Where would I have to wear it?
Use your imagination "
I don't think my imagination would fit! |
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"In my own head yes. Priceless.
Oooooo now there’s a thought
Still can't sleep though. That is when they wake up.
I can hear Faithless in the background "
Lenny Kravitz and Tracey Chapman |
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"In my own head yes. Priceless.
Oooooo now there’s a thought
Still can't sleep though. That is when they wake up.
I can hear Faithless in the background
Lenny Kravitz and Tracey Chapman "
I’ve not heard that version |
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"In my own head yes. Priceless.
Oooooo now there’s a thought
Still can't sleep though. That is when they wake up.
I can hear Faithless in the background
Lenny Kravitz and Tracey Chapman
I’ve not heard that version "
Not together lol Spotify playlist. |
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