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Best Comebacks, Put downs or nicknames

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s your go to or favourite comeback, non nasty put downs or nickname?

To start mine will always be a “your man” response and more childish the better

The best put down is “if brains were dynamite you wouldn’t have enough to blow a fart”

And best nickname is a guy who was called Con Kearney so they started calling him Chilli

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a footballer with the surname "Musampa" that played for City. His nickname was Chris.

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I don't think I have go tos. All are contextual.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a footballer with the surname "Musampa" that played for City. His nickname was Chris."

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