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What is the funniest fab status you have seen.
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"One just now.
Avoid "xyz" Met at his, Said he left condoms in his car and didn't come back. Obviously didn't have cash.
Wonder if they are helping themselves to his fridge
We seen that as well "
It confuses me endless lol |
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"One just now.
Avoid "xyz" Met at his, Said he left condoms in his car and didn't come back. Obviously didn't have cash.
Wonder if they are helping themselves to his fridge
We seen that as well
It confuses me endless lol"
Wonder if they stayed or left |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"One just now.
Avoid "xyz" Met at his, Said he left condoms in his car and didn't come back. Obviously didn't have cash.
Wonder if they are helping themselves to his fridge
We seen that as well
It confuses me endless lol
Wonder if they stayed or left "
He's off at boots trying to find latex free - they are sitting on his wall waving at curtain twitchers |
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By *vmarisa OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Motherwell |
"Ploughing the loneliest furrow.
Nineteen personal ads and counting.
Only one reply. It was my mother telling me not to forget the bread on my way home from B&Q. Man, 51."
This made me spit my coffee ha ha .. Mx |
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There's a woman in my area who does nothing butvl rant and bitch and moan in her status and a blank profile.
I imagine her to be like those homeless people depicted in films shouting at pigeons and passersby.
It's exhausting reading that much negativity, let alone having it venting from every orifice
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone have a JCB digger to rent or maybe sell in the Essex area???"
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"Anyone know if specific make of septic tank needs an "x" inch or "y" inch valve??? Scared of getting flooded again!"
Both made me smile!
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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago
belfast |
"I don't understand the cash reference or am I being thick ? Mx
I don't understand how he left them at his and drove off"
Possibly not his place,was left the key to do maintenance work |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"I don't understand the cash reference or am I being thick ? Mx
I don't understand how he left them at his and drove off
Possibly not his place,was left the key to do maintenance work "
His status reads 'avoid xyz, gave them my house and they still aren't happy'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine are always tongue in cheek, and I “try” to be funny!! Some of my favourites have been…
If you’re kinky and you know clap your…oh wait, they’re tied? Never mind…
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t, it just shits on the floor.
Was waving to a man who I thought was waving at me. He wasn’t, so kept on waving, taxi pulled up and took me to the airport. Now in Poland starting a new life.
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine are always tongue in cheek, and I “try” to be funny!! Some of my favourites have been…
If you’re kinky and you know clap your…oh wait, they’re tied? Never mind…
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t, it just shits on the floor.
Was waving to a man who I thought was waving at me. He wasn’t, so kept on waving, taxi pulled up and took me to the airport. Now in Poland starting a new life.
Xx"
Quite like your current one:
"My ex tried to humiliate me by telling all his friends I was bad in bed. Imagine his surprise when they all disagreed x |
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Just seen this beauty pop up in my feed. Hilarious and yet so true.
"Fair play to anyone shagging in this heat.I bet it smells like scampi fries then youll end up stuck together like 2 moist slices of billy bear slices" |
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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago
belfast |
"I don't understand the cash reference or am I being thick ? Mx
I don't understand how he left them at his and drove off
Possibly not his place,was left the key to do maintenance work
His status reads 'avoid xyz, gave them my house and they still aren't happy'. "
It's fab,people tell lies  |
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"Just seen this beauty pop up in my feed. Hilarious and yet so true.
"Fair play to anyone shagging in this heat.I bet it smells like scampi fries then youll end up stuck together like 2 moist slices of billy bear slices""
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unicycling clown who likes juggling with beehives while being gang banged - no weirdos!!  "
This made us laugh but also intrigued but decided we can’t juggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I particularly enjoy a good rant about how fab is crap and they're leaving...
but they stay online all day and never leave "
This is one of my favourites
So entertaining along with the other mentioned here
Naming people so they message them - filtered for a reason |
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"The statuses asking for help with DIY and lifts places are refreshingly innocent too."
Oh that's sweet. You can tell the difference where we live as I often see
Looking for packet, , snow (delete we appropriate) |
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"Just seen this beauty pop up in my feed. Hilarious and yet so true.
"Fair play to anyone shagging in this heat.I bet it smells like scampi fries then youll end up stuck together like 2 moist slices of billy bear slices""
Lololol this is gold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watching the inbetweeners while waiting for a wanting cunt - 6 hrs
Wonder if he's still waiting "
All those references in the show to "clunge" can't be helping either. |
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"Still my all time favourite from local updates…
From Dave* Out pricing jobs in morning, anyone needs a quote for a new fence give me a message, I do a Fab discount ha
* not his real name
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Just stole this, and changed "wife" to "mum" for extra effect |
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