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over a year ago
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* Working dad? Instead of asking your wife to help out with the housework, why not get up 2 hours earlier and do it yourself?
* "My wife complains about having to babysit. What should I do?" Andrew, age 36. Gently remind her that they're her kids too mate.
* Men should hide their shape in loose fitting trousers to create a non-tempting work environment for female staff.
* Imagine what men could achieve if they didn't spend so much time on cleaning, laundry, meal prep, tidying, childcare, holiday planning, school admin and remembering birthdays.
* ALL MEN! Did you know that an hour spent cleaning the bathroom burns 71 calories? Be thinner. Stay inside. Be quiet. And don't forget to smile!
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My dream: That one day boys will become anything they want to be – male policewomen, men writers, male spacewomen, men poets and gentleman doctors.
What advice would you give to encourage men to achieve their goals? |
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* Men should hide their shape in loose fitting trousers to create a non-tempting work environment for female staff.
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I tried this one but parachute pants draw a surprising amount of attention and trying to think up a plausible reason for wearing other than hiding something is quite difficult.
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I think men should be shown images in schools of good men. All the men we learn about in school are Adolf Hitler, An English king that killed his wives and other racists like MLK and Malcolm X.
It’s up to the system to improve the aspirations of men if they want to become things like writers, actresses, policewomen or even politicians. |
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"I was a working single parent. My son's have all grown up fine
Apparently more single parents households leads to more criminals. True story.
And your source is?"
David Lammy I think? |
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"I was a working single parent. My son's have all grown up fine
Apparently more single parents households leads to more criminals. True story.
And your source is?
David Lammy I think?"
Hmm I suspect this may be a subset of low income in general but if it came to it most of us would put providing for our children above other considerations |
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"I think men should be shown images in schools of good men. All the men we learn about in school are Adolf Hitler, An English king that killed his wives and other racists like MLK and Malcolm X.
It’s up to the system to improve the aspirations of men if they want to become things like writers, actresses, policewomen or even politicians. "
Dr Martin Luther King Jnr was a racist?  |
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"I think men should be shown images in schools of good men. All the men we learn about in school are Adolf Hitler, An English king that killed his wives and other racists like MLK and Malcolm X.
It’s up to the system to improve the aspirations of men if they want to become things like writers, actresses, policewomen or even politicians.
Dr Martin Luther King Jnr was a racist? "
Source: trust me bro |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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* Men should hide their shape in loose fitting trousers to create a non-tempting work environment for female staff.
I tried this one but parachute pants draw a surprising amount of attention and trying to think up a plausible reason for wearing other than hiding something is quite difficult.
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Carrying the shopping in your pants while leaving your hands free for the pram, hold the kids and push the hair back off your pretty face so we can see your smile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oof.
Men, relax, why are you so angry? We're only trying to give some helpful advice.
This overreaction is totally unwarranted. Don't be so defensive  "
They're probably just a bit hot and bothered from emptying the dishwasher hanging the sheets out ironing the clothes and putting dinner on. That and manopause. |
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"* Working dad? Instead of asking your wife to help out with the housework, why not get up 2 hours earlier and do it yourself?
* "My wife complains about having to babysit. What should I do?" Andrew, age 36. Gently remind her that they're her kids too mate.
* Men should hide their shape in loose fitting trousers to create a non-tempting work environment for female staff.
* Imagine what men could achieve if they didn't spend so much time on cleaning, laundry, meal prep, tidying, childcare, holiday planning, school admin and remembering birthdays.
* ALL MEN! Did you know that an hour spent cleaning the bathroom burns 71 calories? Be thinner. Stay inside. Be quiet. And don't forget to smile!
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My dream: That one day boys will become anything they want to be – male policewomen, men writers, male spacewomen, men poets and gentleman doctors.
What advice would you give to encourage men to achieve their goals? "
You’re going to have to work twice as hard as any woman to prove your worth, but don’t let that deter you. Keep going.
Have some self-belief.
Learn to say no to people and don’t let others take advantage of you.
Keep some time and space for YOU and your dreams.
Surround yourself with other strong, inspirational men. Create new networks of people you admire and those who can give you a leg up.
It’s all within your grasp.
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"Oof.
Men, relax, why are you so angry? We're only trying to give some helpful advice.
This overreaction is totally unwarranted. Don't be so defensive
They're probably just a bit hot and bothered from emptying the dishwasher hanging the sheets out ironing the clothes and putting dinner on. That and manopause."
Got to be honest, I haven't ironed for years. Although the other stuff does get tiresome for sure. It's just the repetition and monotony of it. I'd advise men to leave the dishwasher to cool, whilst hanging the sheets. Put on some uplifting tunes, working for me right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nvewes8Inc
It's the kids turn to make dinner tonight. Chicken curry I believe. Off to work.
Don't worry about the glass ceiling, at least you can see the stars.
Be your own boss, don't ask for permission. |
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"They're probably just a bit hot and bothered from emptying the dishwasher hanging the sheets out ironing the clothes and putting dinner on. That and manopause."
So dramatic 
I donmy share. I even did the hoovering once last week, you don't see me being stroppy for it. They really should woman up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We’re talking a lot about the experiences of men on here but women have it hard too. What about all the bad men that are horrible to women? WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GOOD WOMEN? |
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"We’re talking a lot about the experiences of men on here but women have it hard too. What about all the bad men that are horrible to women? WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GOOD WOMEN? "
Pickle.
You're officially off my shit list |
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"We’re talking a lot about the experiences of men on here but women have it hard too. What about all the bad men that are horrible to women? WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GOOD WOMEN? "
Pics or it didn't happen. |
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All boys should ensure they wear school uniform fully buttoned up at all times, shirts should be fully opaque. It is unfair on women to expect them to be able to control their 'primal urges' if they see an unbuttoned blazer or a hint of vest through a shirt.
Men, when discussing matters which affect your health and wellbeing ensure you maintain a deep monotonic tone. The natural timbre of your voice may lead to accusations of being shrill, thus naturally rendering any of your arguments null.
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"We’re talking a lot about the experiences of men on here but women have it hard too. What about all the bad men that are horrible to women? WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GOOD WOMEN?
#NotAllWomen 
LvM"
‘What’s wrong with tall women’   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"All boys should ensure they wear school uniform fully buttoned up at all times, shirts should be fully opaque. It is unfair on women to expect them to be able to control their 'primal urges' if they see an unbuttoned blazer or a hint of vest through a shirt.
Men, when discussing matters which affect your health and wellbeing ensure you maintain a deep monotonic tone. The natural timbre of your voice may lead to accusations of being shrill, thus naturally rendering any of your arguments null.
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Oh yes! Stop shouting, beefycakes! Is it your time of the manmonth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We’re talking a lot about the experiences of men on here but women have it hard too. What about all the bad men that are horrible to women? WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GOOD WOMEN?
Pickle.
You're officially off my shit list "
We did it! We did it Joe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Remember to wear an apron before sitting down at your machine; it’s important to look presentable in case of unexpected guests.
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Top tip. 
And always get up to make the guests a drink and some food. |
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"We’re talking a lot about the experiences of men on here but women have it hard too. What about all the bad men that are horrible to women? WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GOOD WOMEN?
#NotAllWomen
LvM
‘What’s wrong with tall women’ "
 They intimidate me with all their talk of throat fucking...  
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"* Working dad? Instead of asking your wife to help out with the housework, why not get up 2 hours earlier and do it yourself?
* "My wife complains about having to babysit. What should I do?" Andrew, age 36. Gently remind her that they're her kids too mate.
* Men should hide their shape in loose fitting trousers to create a non-tempting work environment for female staff.
* Imagine what men could achieve if they didn't spend so much time on cleaning, laundry, meal prep, tidying, childcare, holiday planning, school admin and remembering birthdays.
* ALL MEN! Did you know that an hour spent cleaning the bathroom burns 71 calories? Be thinner. Stay inside. Be quiet. And don't forget to smile!
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My dream: That one day boys will become anything they want to be – male policewomen, men writers, male spacewomen, men poets and gentleman doctors.
What advice would you give to encourage men to achieve their goals?
You’re going to have to work twice as hard as any woman to prove your worth, but don’t let that deter you. Keep going.
Have some self-belief.
Learn to say no to people and don’t let others take advantage of you.
Keep some time and space for YOU and your dreams.
Surround yourself with other strong, inspirational men. Create new networks of people you admire and those who can give you a leg up.
It’s all within your grasp.
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Manboys everywhere will be inspired by this. Thank you.
They better be food on the table when I get home though. |
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"* Working dad? Instead of asking your wife to help out with the housework, why not get up 2 hours earlier and do it yourself?
* "My wife complains about having to babysit. What should I do?" Andrew, age 36. Gently remind her that they're her kids too mate.
* Men should hide their shape in loose fitting trousers to create a non-tempting work environment for female staff.
* Imagine what men could achieve if they didn't spend so much time on cleaning, laundry, meal prep, tidying, childcare, holiday planning, school admin and remembering birthdays.
* ALL MEN! Did you know that an hour spent cleaning the bathroom burns 71 calories? Be thinner. Stay inside. Be quiet. And don't forget to smile!
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My dream: That one day boys will become anything they want to be – male policewomen, men writers, male spacewomen, men poets and gentleman doctors.
What advice would you give to encourage men to achieve their goals?
You’re going to have to work twice as hard as any woman to prove your worth, but don’t let that deter you. Keep going.
Have some self-belief.
Learn to say no to people and don’t let others take advantage of you.
Keep some time and space for YOU and your dreams.
Surround yourself with other strong, inspirational men. Create new networks of people you admire and those who can give you a leg up.
It’s all within your grasp.
Manboys everywhere will be inspired by this. Thank you.
They better be food on the table when I get home though. "
My bitch better have my money.
This thread has me in stitches, it probably shouldn't but.. it's funny. |
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"We’re talking a lot about the experiences of men on here but women have it hard too. What about all the bad men that are horrible to women? WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GOOD WOMEN?
#NotAllWomen
LvM
‘What’s wrong with tall women’
They intimidate me with all their talk of throat fucking...
LvM"
Oof. If the talk is too much I can't recommend the live shows |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"* Working dad? Instead of asking your wife to help out with the housework, why not get up 2 hours earlier and do it yourself?
* "My wife complains about having to babysit. What should I do?" Andrew, age 36. Gently remind her that they're her kids too mate.
* Men should hide their shape in loose fitting trousers to create a non-tempting work environment for female staff.
* Imagine what men could achieve if they didn't spend so much time on cleaning, laundry, meal prep, tidying, childcare, holiday planning, school admin and remembering birthdays.
* ALL MEN! Did you know that an hour spent cleaning the bathroom burns 71 calories? Be thinner. Stay inside. Be quiet. And don't forget to smile!
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My dream: That one day boys will become anything they want to be – male policewomen, men writers, male spacewomen, men poets and gentleman doctors.
What advice would you give to encourage men to achieve their goals? "
Beautiful |
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Men - that pain from a testicular torsion is entirely in your head. Stop complaining. Would you like some anti depressants? Oh, sorry, there's an 18 month waiting list to have your testicle turned back around or lopped off. Nowt we can do, men's issues just don't get the same level of healthcare funding *shrug* |
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"Men - that pain from a testicular torsion is entirely in your head. Stop complaining. Would you like some anti depressants? Oh, sorry, there's an 18 month waiting list to have your testicle turned back around or lopped off. Nowt we can do, men's issues just don't get the same level of healthcare funding *shrug*"
. I am going to have to stop reading this.
It's warping my fragile little mind. |
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"Men - that pain from a testicular torsion is entirely in your head. Stop complaining. Would you like some anti depressants? Oh, sorry, there's an 18 month waiting list to have your testicle turned back around or lopped off. Nowt we can do, men's issues just don't get the same level of healthcare funding *shrug*"
I'm sure our female half would happily rearrange someone's testicles for them if they asked nicely  |
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"I'm a single parent. The thing I missed the most, especially in the beginning was being able to give my kids a mother's love.
It took me about two years to feel like a good parent and a competent householder.
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I feel that. Including the two years. Pretty accurate.
It's one of the many reasons why satire amuses me the way it does. The layers of irony. |
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"I'm a single parent. The thing I missed the most, especially in the beginning was being able to give my kids a mother's love.
It took me about two years to feel like a good parent and a competent householder.
I feel that. Including the two years. Pretty accurate.
It's one of the many reasons why satire amuses me the way it does. The layers of irony."
Sorry I removed my post when I understand better that the whole thread was in jest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was a working single parent. My son's have all grown up fine
Apparently more single parents households leads to more criminals. True story.
And your source is?
David Lammy I think?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
And if they'd just put the effort in and lose an extra ten pounds
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And while they're at it, why so much black?! A nice Hawaiian shirt does wonders. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
You called
Have you thought about straightening it? It would look so much better straight."
Some women are glorying in this thread |
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"* Working dad? Instead of asking your wife to help out with the housework, why not get up 2 hours earlier and do it yourself?
* "My wife complains about having to babysit. What should I do?" Andrew, age 36. Gently remind her that they're her kids too mate.
* Men should hide their shape in loose fitting trousers to create a non-tempting work environment for female staff.
* Imagine what men could achieve if they didn't spend so much time on cleaning, laundry, meal prep, tidying, childcare, holiday planning, school admin and remembering birthdays.
* ALL MEN! Did you know that an hour spent cleaning the bathroom burns 71 calories? Be thinner. Stay inside. Be quiet. And don't forget to smile!
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My dream: That one day boys will become anything they want to be – male policewomen, men writers, male spacewomen, men poets and gentleman doctors.
What advice would you give to encourage men to achieve their goals? "
I learned a long time ago that women like to feel good to have sex and men having sex feel good .. The harder the man is doing and seen to be helping and doing his share the happier the household and the bed.. Amen |
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
And if they'd just put the effort in and lose an extra ten pounds
And while they're at it, why so much black?! A nice Hawaiian shirt does wonders. "
Whoa.
Now you're taking it too far. |
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
You called
Have you thought about straightening it? It would look so much better straight."
Do I look like I have time to straighten my hair? I'm lucky if I get my face sorted by the time I get out the door |
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
You called
Have you thought about straightening it? It would look so much better straight.
Do I look like I have time to straighten my hair? I'm lucky if I get my face sorted by the time I get out the door "
Love, you need to make more of an effort like Henry at number 63 |
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
You called
Have you thought about straightening it? It would look so much better straight.
Do I look like I have time to straighten my hair? I'm lucky if I get my face sorted by the time I get out the door "
Get up 10mins earlier then |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
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"I was a working single parent. My son's have all grown up fine
Apparently more single parents households leads to more criminals. True story.
And your source is?"
Extensive study carried out by Massachusetts Institute of Technology looking into employment.More jobs = more two parent households,more two parent households= less crime. |
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"I'll only meet a man if he is wearing heels. Makes the legs look so much better. The higher the better, obviously. But no bunions "
I get so horny when I see a man with his toes out in a nice pair of sandals |
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
You called
Have you thought about straightening it? It would look so much better straight.
Do I look like I have time to straighten my hair? I'm lucky if I get my face sorted by the time I get out the door
Love, you need to make more of an effort like Henry at number 63"
That's fine for Henry with his wife bringing home the big bucks and all he has to do is pour a gin and tonic at three in the afternoon isn't it. |
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
You called
Have you thought about straightening it? It would look so much better straight.
Do I look like I have time to straighten my hair? I'm lucky if I get my face sorted by the time I get out the door
Get up 10mins earlier then "
This is why I have a repeat prescription for Valium |
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"I'm a single parent. The thing I missed the most, especially in the beginning was being able to give my kids a mother's love.
It took me about two years to feel like a good parent and a competent householder.
I feel that. Including the two years. Pretty accurate.
It's one of the many reasons why satire amuses me the way it does. The layers of irony.
Sorry I removed my post when I understand better that the whole thread was in jest."
It is? |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"If men just smiled more they'd be so much more attractive."
To be fair I've been shown loads of face pics men have sent to female friends before and most looked like escaped convicts or axe murderers! |
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"That's fine for Henry with his wife bringing home the big bucks and all he has to do is pour a gin and tonic at three in the afternoon isn't it."
Jealousy is not an attractive trait sweetheart.
It's not Henry's fault you couldn't tie down one that makes enough for you to look that good
It wouldn't hurt to put a little more effort in you know |
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"I'm a single parent. The thing I missed the most, especially in the beginning was being able to give my kids a mother's love.
It took me about two years to feel like a good parent and a competent householder.
I feel that. Including the two years. Pretty accurate.
It's one of the many reasons why satire amuses me the way it does. The layers of irony.
Sorry I removed my post when I understand better that the whole thread was in jest.
It is?"
Well I thought it was a little on the nose and decided to join in the fun instead. |
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
You called
Have you thought about straightening it? It would look so much better straight.
Do I look like I have time to straighten my hair? I'm lucky if I get my face sorted by the time I get out the door
Love, you need to make more of an effort like Henry at number 63
That's fine for Henry with his wife bringing home the big bucks and all he has to do is pour a gin and tonic at three in the afternoon isn't it."
If I felt more supported at home, I'd be earning more than Cheryl! |
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"All boys should ensure they wear school uniform fully buttoned up at all times, shirts should be fully opaque. It is unfair on women to expect them to be able to control their 'primal urges' if they see an unbuttoned blazer or a hint of vest through a shirt.
Men, when discussing matters which affect your health and wellbeing ensure you maintain a deep monotonic tone. The natural timbre of your voice may lead to accusations of being shrill, thus naturally rendering any of your arguments null.
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Oh yes! Stop shouting, beefycakes! Is it your time of the manmonth? "
Beefycakes? *swoon*
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"Men need to realise us women prefer natural! I'm sick of all the fake lips pouting around town "
I wouldn't even get a second look if I didn't spend a fortune on beard and hair products.
Thank god for filters that's all I'm going to say |
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"Men need to realise us women prefer natural! I'm sick of all the fake lips pouting around town
I wouldn't even get a second look if I didn't spend a fortune on beard and hair products.
Thank god for filters that's all I'm going to say "
Remember, if you use filters and products you're catfishing. We like natural beauty |
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"I'm a single parent. The thing I missed the most, especially in the beginning was being able to give my kids a mother's love.
It took me about two years to feel like a good parent and a competent householder.
I feel that. Including the two years. Pretty accurate.
It's one of the many reasons why satire amuses me the way it does. The layers of irony.
Sorry I removed my post when I understand better that the whole thread was in jest."
Apologies I was driving. I would have removed mine too, if I had noticed. |
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"If men just smiled more they'd be so much more attractive.
To be fair I've been shown loads of face pics men have sent to female friends before and most looked like escaped convicts or axe murderers! "
Lol people sharing other people’s face pics? Smh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
They look like women when they have it long! I like my men to look like MEN. "
It only matters what women want, sweetie |
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
They look like women when they have it long! I like my men to look like MEN.
It only matters what women want, sweetie"
It’s true. You’ve given us Equality. Time for us to shut up and be grateful |
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"Men need to realise us women prefer natural! I'm sick of all the fake lips pouting around town
I wouldn't even get a second look if I didn't spend a fortune on beard and hair products.
Thank god for filters that's all I'm going to say
Remember, if you use filters and products you're catfishing. We like natural beauty "
I just don't understand how a man is supposed to stand out AND be the breadwinner AND do all the heavy lifting and not use the same things every other guy is using.
With the sheer amount of men out there I'll take every advantage I can get.
Don't even get me started on shapewear. |
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"I just don't understand how a man is supposed to stand out AND be the breadwinner AND do all the heavy lifting and not use the same things every other guy is using.
With the sheer amount of men out there I'll take every advantage I can get.
Don't even get me started on shapewear."
Well, Henry can manage it just fine |
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"Men need to realise us women prefer natural! I'm sick of all the fake lips pouting around town
I wouldn't even get a second look if I didn't spend a fortune on beard and hair products.
Thank god for filters that's all I'm going to say
Remember, if you use filters and products you're catfishing. We like natural beauty "
But don't forget to pluck your nose hairs and shave your bikini line because pubes in mouth 
Actually, just shave it all off so it's smooth as a baby's bum. But yeah, natural. |
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"Men need to realise us women prefer natural! I'm sick of all the fake lips pouting around town "
Well not too natural. I saw a man this morning and he had grey hair!
I said "get yourself to Asda love, they have offers on hair dye. Get it done before school pick up time and your wife will appreciate it." Wink wink.  |
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"I do wish more men would wear their hair long. They look so pretty.
They look like women when they have it long! I like my men to look like MEN.
It only matters what women want, sweetie
It’s true. You’ve given us Equality. Time for us to shut up and be grateful"
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"I just don't understand how a man is supposed to stand out AND be the breadwinner AND do all the heavy lifting and not use the same things every other guy is using.
With the sheer amount of men out there I'll take every advantage I can get.
Don't even get me started on shapewear.
Well, Henry can manage it just fine "
Cheryl at 53 is a lucky lady! |
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"Men need to realise us women prefer natural! I'm sick of all the fake lips pouting around town
I wouldn't even get a second look if I didn't spend a fortune on beard and hair products.
Thank god for filters that's all I'm going to say
Remember, if you use filters and products you're catfishing. We like natural beauty
But don't forget to pluck your nose hairs and shave your bikini line because pubes in mouth
Actually, just shave it all off so it's smooth as a baby's bum. But yeah, natural. "
If I had a penny for every time a woman asked about my pubes.
Do have any idea how much a wax cost? That's time out of my day and PAIN just because the ladies can't handle a bit of bush. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Men - that pain from a testicular torsion is entirely in your head. Stop complaining. Would you like some anti depressants? Oh, sorry, there's an 18 month waiting list to have your testicle turned back around or lopped off. Nowt we can do, men's issues just don't get the same level of healthcare funding *shrug*"
Medical science is based on normal women's bodies. Men's bodies are exactly the same. Doctors know what they are talking about, even the pretty little men doctors.
Stuff a pad in your Y fronts Trevor. If your testicles bleed through the pad it will pool in your work boots. Woman up! |
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"Do have any idea how much a wax cost? That's time out of my day and PAIN just because the ladies can't handle a bit of bush."
So we should have to tolerate an untidy bush just because you don't want pain, wasted money, and general inconvenience?
So fucking selfish.
No good woman is going to buy you a quality Dyson with that kind of bullshit |
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"Men need to realise us women prefer natural! I'm sick of all the fake lips pouting around town
I wouldn't even get a second look if I didn't spend a fortune on beard and hair products.
Thank god for filters that's all I'm going to say
Remember, if you use filters and products you're catfishing. We like natural beauty
But don't forget to pluck your nose hairs and shave your bikini line because pubes in mouth
Actually, just shave it all off so it's smooth as a baby's bum. But yeah, natural.
If I had a penny for every time a woman asked about my pubes.
Do have any idea how much a wax cost? That's time out of my day and PAIN just because the ladies can't handle a bit of bush."
Shut up and take it! Beauty IS pain! |
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It is good to encourage men isn't it. Just look at the women's world cup (or world cup, as we used to call it). They even had a male presenter! Yes, they picked a good looker with his slightly open shirt and tight trousers. They even made it so he sounded like he knew what he was talking about. But we all know he was just eye candy. |
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"Men need to realise us women prefer natural! I'm sick of all the fake lips pouting around town
I wouldn't even get a second look if I didn't spend a fortune on beard and hair products.
Thank god for filters that's all I'm going to say
Remember, if you use filters and products you're catfishing. We like natural beauty
But don't forget to pluck your nose hairs and shave your bikini line because pubes in mouth
Actually, just shave it all off so it's smooth as a baby's bum. But yeah, natural.
If I had a penny for every time a woman asked about my pubes.
Do have any idea how much a wax cost? That's time out of my day and PAIN just because the ladies can't handle a bit of bush.
Shut up and take it! Beauty IS pain!"
Easy for you to say. Quick shower in the morning and your off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men need to realise us women prefer natural! I'm sick of all the fake lips pouting around town
I wouldn't even get a second look if I didn't spend a fortune on beard and hair products.
Thank god for filters that's all I'm going to say
Remember, if you use filters and products you're catfishing. We like natural beauty
But don't forget to pluck your nose hairs and shave your bikini line because pubes in mouth
Actually, just shave it all off so it's smooth as a baby's bum. But yeah, natural.
If I had a penny for every time a woman asked about my pubes.
Do have any idea how much a wax cost? That's time out of my day and PAIN just because the ladies can't handle a bit of bush.
Shut up and take it! Beauty IS pain!
Easy for you to say. Quick shower in the morning and your off."
To my VERY important job! |
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"It is good to encourage men isn't it. Just look at the women's world cup (or world cup, as we used to call it). They even had a male presenter! Yes, they picked a good looker with his slightly open shirt and tight trousers. They even made it so he sounded like he knew what he was talking about. But we all know he was just eye candy. "
I wouldn't know. The idea of watching a bunch of oestrogen fuelled women running around pulling each others hair has never really appealed to me. |
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"Why are men's hips so narrow? So they can stand comfortably at the sink for long periods
Why do women always have to bring up our periods?"
Get back to the dishes and stop ya whingin |
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