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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports from the Chief of Police that burgulars in North Wales which was once home to Druids, are placing Christmas Garden gnomes in front gardens. This tactic is what the Police Chief calls card calling. If the property owner does not remove the gnome then it's likely unoccupied. Well if Tom finds a gnome in front of his home then he will leave it there and set a trap for these buggers and the gnome will end up in the burgulars rectum and he will be paraded naked through the streets while locals throw excrement on him.....
They will call it...
Toms law. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Well if Tom finds a gnome in front of his home then he will leave it there and set a trap for these buggers and the gnome will end up in the burgulars rectum and he will be paraded naked through the streets while locals throw excrement on him.....
They will call it...
Toms law."
I dunno. I'd call it Gnome Alone |
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