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over a year ago
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I've met Mr Reaper!!
Actually a guy with that surname at my local pub!
He has great fun being miserable at Halloween and is always in the same costume!!!  |
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"I've met Mr Reaper!!
Actually a guy with that surname at my local pub!
He has great fun being miserable at Halloween and is always in the same costume!!! "
Did he name his son Grim? I wouldn't have been able to resist it. |
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"I've met Mr Reaper!!
Actually a guy with that surname at my local pub!
He has great fun being miserable at Halloween and is always in the same costume!!!
Did he name his son Grim? I wouldn't have been able to resist it. "
Nigel I think!!
Doesn't quite have the same ring to it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've met Mr Reaper!!
Actually a guy with that surname at my local pub!
He has great fun being miserable at Halloween and is always in the same costume!!!
Did he name his son Grim? I wouldn't have been able to resist it.
Nigel I think!!
Doesn't quite have the same ring to it! "
Nigel reaper hahaha top name  x |
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"Apparently my cooker has been potentially live since 2000 so everytime I've fried an egg or boiled some pasta I've been dicing with death "
My ex tried to us that excuse for not cooking too caz. No marigolds in your house.
Glad you managing to get everything sorted. Chin up
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Come close a couple of times but always managed to body-swerve him.
One day I'll have to stop running and let him catch me, but as long as there's breath there's hope. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Apparently my cooker has been potentially live since 2000 so everytime I've fried an egg or boiled some pasta I've been dicing with death
My ex tried to us that excuse for not cooking too caz. No marigolds in your house.
Glad you managing to get everything sorted. Chin up
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Thanks Nucs, leccy all sorted and bathroom floor been tiled today (so no toilet till tomorrow, therefore a bit of a Glastonbury thing going on in mine today!!!)
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I used to ride a motorbike, I love adrenaline sports, and a bad guy with an AK tried to give me free air conditioning once, so I've tweaked the nose of the guy in the black robe a few times, but I'm still around.
However, I've now unilaterally decided that I'm going to live forever, and to that end, if the guy with the dark hood comes looking, I'm gonna spit in his eye, laugh in his face, piss on his boots and kick his bony ass!
He's gonna have to earn his corn if he wants to take me on that trip, thats for sure!  |
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I have had a few bad crashes on motorbikes, had an incident with a air pistol. So I suppose you could say I might have appeared on his radar once or twice |
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Countless near misses on the bike, some of the worst include:
Bounced off the bonnet of a car that pulled out in front of me without looking and was thrown in to the path of oncoming traffic on a busy Birmingham arterial road but by luck at a moment when nothing was actually coming towards me.
Had an oncoming van loose control and roll towards me at approximately 40mph, I had nowhere to go but thankfully it missed me.
A somewhat innocuous off saw me lying on the road uninjured as a car skidded to a halt, my head ended up under his bumper and inches from the front wheel.
A London bendy bus pretty much drove over the top of me at traffic lights leaving me clinging to railings as all 19 metres of it brushed against me.
I'm sure there have been others. But that said all of those were so quick and there was so much adrenalin that it is only afterwards that the potential severity hits home. All of those are far more preferable to sitting in A&E being told that they think you may be having a heart attack and having time to reflect on your own mortality |
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Was in a serious car crash last year. Me and the driver had to both be cut out of the car. Despite how seriously damaged the car was the driver walked with a few cuts and bruises. I had 3 broken ribs a dislocated hip and sternum and cuts bruises etc...
I do think someone was watching us that day we were so lucky. We now call each other blood sisters as we cheated death together and it has really tightened our friendship.
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