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By *nplainsight200 OP   Man  over a year ago

portsmotuh

Having a few beers with my mate last night and it turns out I have a major problem…..

Turns out that I can’t go up the stairs normally, I have to take them 2 at a time and sometimes if I’m feeling really risqué I do 3 at a time!

He reckons I’m not normal and I should seek help as soon as possible

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Where does he suggest you seek help ?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I mean if that's the extent of your life problems I'd say your doing ok.

Mrs

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Having a few beers with my mate last night and it turns out I have a major problem…..

Turns out that I can’t go up the stairs normally, I have to take them 2 at a time and sometimes if I’m feeling really risqué I do 3 at a time!

He reckons I’m not normal and I should seek help as soon as possible "

Are you walking up or running up? What about coming down? How many steps at a time?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan  over a year ago

stanley


"Having a few beers with my mate last night and it turns out I have a major problem…..

Turns out that I can’t go up the stairs normally, I have to take them 2 at a time and sometimes if I’m feeling really risqué I do 3 at a time!

He reckons I’m not normal and I should seek help as soon as possible "

I may have a similar affliction, I go up stairs two at a time, downstairs one at a time but generally jump the final two. Have you managed to find any support groups. Is it serious enough to get me medically retired from work?

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By *nplainsight200 OP   Man  over a year ago

portsmotuh


"Where does he suggest you seek help ?"

Stairjumpers anonymous

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By *nplainsight200 OP   Man  over a year ago

portsmotuh


"Having a few beers with my mate last night and it turns out I have a major problem…..

Turns out that I can’t go up the stairs normally, I have to take them 2 at a time and sometimes if I’m feeling really risqué I do 3 at a time!

He reckons I’m not normal and I should seek help as soon as possible

I may have a similar affliction, I go up stairs two at a time, downstairs one at a time but generally jump the final two. Have you managed to find any support groups. Is it serious enough to get me medically retired from work?"

Definitely!

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Think of your knees!!

I go up stairs one foot at a time on the same stair; leading with my right.

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

i remember doing all the steps after a few beers

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By *herry delightWoman  over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Live, Laugh, Leap

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Get a stair lift. You can go up all stairs at a time

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Wow dude that's really living life on the edge

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Does it make a difference what shoes you wear?

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By *agpie and RavenMan  over a year ago

Leicester

Don't worry, age will eventually slow you down to one at a time. Slowly...

Frank

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By *nplainsight200 OP   Man  over a year ago

portsmotuh


"Live, Laugh, Leap

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You win the internet today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wish I took take these giant steps in life, pretty hard with trex legs.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I've heard about this, and it's a problem that can be overcome with some work, you just have to take it one step at a time.

B

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

Lots of people (mostly men) do this. Have since high school. I used to, until I felt age creeping in and my knees defiantly say "the fuck you are" so intake it 1 step at a time. But it's more common than you think.

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