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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes!
2 thirds of my previous lovers were clowns. Ive been a clown myself so, judge not and all that. Yes. Clown sex is, yeah, erm. Clown sex lives matter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honey I've fucked enough clowns over the years. What's one more? 
Wanna see my squirty flower??? You know what they say about guys with big shoes!!!!  "
Big feet |
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"But if you met someone, they were really nice, hot, gave you all the good vibes and then asked them what their job was...
Would you fuck a clown?"
Yes.. but I'd decline the offer of a lift home in their car.. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Yes!
2 thirds of my previous lovers were clowns. Ive been a clown myself so, judge not and all that. Yes. Clown sex is, yeah, erm. Clown sex lives matter! "
Have you seriously had clown sex!? Yessss! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes!
2 thirds of my previous lovers were clowns. Ive been a clown myself so, judge not and all that. Yes. Clown sex is, yeah, erm. Clown sex lives matter!
Have you seriously had clown sex!? Yessss! "
Face paints, balloon animals, squirty flower, its all sexy stuff i tell thee. You’ve not lived until you’ve been poked in the bum with a balloon sword. that endless hankie comes in useful too  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"A normal clown or "IT" clown?
We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo
Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....  "
You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A normal clown or "IT" clown?
We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo
Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....
You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF"
Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!
She's my sidekick |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A normal clown or "IT" clown?
We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo
Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....
You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF
Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!
She's my sidekick "
Do you think I've never completed a shag before? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No chance - they freak me out! And in any case, it's not the kind of uniform I normally buckle at the knees for...
xxJ
Pest controller?"
Hmmmmm....well it beats a clown...
xJ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A normal clown or "IT" clown?
We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo
Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....
You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF
Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!
She's my sidekick
Do you think I've never completed a shag before? "
I quoted the "amount of time" , I'm not putting up with no 5 minute bollocks |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A normal clown or "IT" clown?
We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo
Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....
You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF
Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!
She's my sidekick
Do you think I've never completed a shag before?
I quoted the "amount of time" , I'm not putting up with no 5 minute bollocks "
Genuinely, 45 mins easy. I'm not a fast cummer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A normal clown or "IT" clown?
We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo
Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....
You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF
Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!
She's my sidekick
Do you think I've never completed a shag before?
I quoted the "amount of time" , I'm not putting up with no 5 minute bollocks
Genuinely, 45 mins easy. I'm not a fast cummer!"
Add a few hours onto that and you may have a deal |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A normal clown or "IT" clown?
We all know you would an IT clown and not a normal boo
Get some clown shoes Brucey and I'll do you....
You'd do me generally boo. Everyone knows it. And I appreciate it. But we need an MFF
Can't do the MFF scenario unless I know you can go full time with one female, let alone me and Littlebird!
She's my sidekick
Do you think I've never completed a shag before?
I quoted the "amount of time" , I'm not putting up with no 5 minute bollocks
Genuinely, 45 mins easy. I'm not a fast cummer!
Add a few hours onto that and you may have a deal "
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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Would you fuck a clown?
Only if they own a clown car, have clown shoes and say honk honk when they grab Bert and Ernie. Otherwise I’m out "
Boo wants an MFF with you and me while I'm dressed like a clown |
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Would you fuck a clown?
Only if they own a clown car, have clown shoes and say honk honk when they grab Bert and Ernie. Otherwise I’m out
Boo wants an MFF with you and me while I'm dressed like a clown"
You’d best have your clown shoes on then sweet cheeks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Would you fuck a clown?
Only if they own a clown car, have clown shoes and say honk honk when they grab Bert and Ernie. Otherwise I’m out
Boo wants an MFF with you and me while I'm dressed like a clown"
No, I want you naked just wearing some clown sized shoes |
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Would you fuck a clown?
Only if they own a clown car, have clown shoes and say honk honk when they grab Bert and Ernie. Otherwise I’m out
Boo wants an MFF with you and me while I'm dressed like a clown
No, I want you naked just wearing some clown sized shoes "
I’ve made that clear darling…. The clown shoes are a must
Honk honk |
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"Yes!
2 thirds of my previous lovers were clowns. Ive been a clown myself so, judge not and all that. Yes. Clown sex is, yeah, erm. Clown sex lives matter! "
That is amazing! I used to work in a fancy dress shop back in the day and a local clown would sometimes drop by for some quick supplies of consumables... was the cutest person, not sure I ever heard them say a word, it was all gestures and facial expressions, it was very arresting. |
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Exactly!! 
