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Who says Feminists don’t have a sense of humour? It’s the misogynist AND misandrist joke thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just to show we can all laugh at ourselves, how about a thread of jokes about the opposite sex?
As I’m an equal opportunities misogynist / misandrist (I hate men AND women equally) it’s open to all!
It’s just a bit of fun, Fabsters, don’t take it *too* seriously, remember jokes don’t necessarily reflect the true feelings / thoughts of the person posting them so hold your horses on those block lists!
Anyway ..
What’s the difference between a man and a condom?
Condoms have changed, they’re no longer thick and insensitive.
Why do women have arms?
Have you any idea how long it would take to *lick* a bathroom clean?
I KNOW you can do better though, Fabsters.
Remember .. IT’S JUST A BIT OF FUN!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Photographic engineers have developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast, for the first time on record they have managed to capture the image of a woman with her mouth shut  "
this is the type of content we want to see! 
It’s just a light hearted joke, folks! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My wife turned to me and said,
"What starts with F and ends with K?"
and I said,
"No it doesn't.""
It’s “Fuck” isn’t it? It is. I know it!!
p.s. fancy one?  |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be ridiculous. Feminism hasn't changed anything.
/Note. You can stop there and maybe get a laugh but if you really want to dig your own grave, then add they just like complaining (like all women do). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be ridiculous. Feminism hasn't changed anything.
/Note. You can stop there and maybe get a laugh but if you really want to dig your own grave, then add they just like complaining (like all women do). "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is one Jimmy Carr joke which is probably the most offensive joke to women that I have ever heard. Don't want to say it and be sent to naughty corner."
There’s so many offensive ones .. his live shows are epic! YouTube has some classic routines! |
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So after many years of research by professors at a top university they have finally revealed what is THE ultimate woman!
She's 3'1" tall with a flat head.
Perfect for resting your pint on while she sucks you off!!!
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"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be ridiculous. Feminism hasn't changed anything "
How many "Karens" does it take to change a light bulb???
Oh, only the one. She holds the bulb out and expects the whole world to revolve around her.
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My wife suffers from polycistic ovarian syndrome, you may have heard of it.
Apparently it affects woman's hormones causing mood swings, low sex drive and psychotic episodes.
So it's really hard to detect........ |
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"My wife suffers from polycistic ovarian syndrome, you may have heard of it.
Apparently it affects woman's hormones causing mood swings, low sex drive and psychotic episodes.
So it's really hard to detect........ "
I laughed, even though I knew I shouldn’t. |
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"My wife suffers from polycistic ovarian syndrome, you may have heard of it.
Apparently it affects woman's hormones causing mood swings, low sex drive and psychotic episodes.
So it's really hard to detect........
I laughed, even though I knew I shouldn’t."
Same when I first heard it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why did God create men?
Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn..
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How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her that you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich |
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"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be ridiculous. Feminism hasn't changed anything.
/Note. You can stop there and maybe get a laugh but if you really want to dig your own grave, then add they just like complaining (like all women do). "
Alternative answer Just one! |
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it's so so wrong but I actually lollledddddd
Sooooooooo wrong