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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
*sneaks in through upstairs window, crawls down stairs commando style, knees and elbows, goes through the kitchen to open the back door for thr other forumites** **shouts** The party is over here guys |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*sneaks in through upstairs window, crawls down stairs commando style, knees and elbows, goes through the kitchen to open the back door for thr other forumites** **shouts** The party is over here guys"
sorry your at the wrong venue |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"*sneaks in through upstairs window, crawls down stairs commando style, knees and elbows, goes through the kitchen to open the back door for thr other forumites** **shouts** The party is over here guys
sorry your at the wrong venue"
Awh come on man, the people at my place need a new venue.
**puts down left over snacks**
It will be fun, I promise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and only i'm invited.
the voices in my head are to jealous of others"
What have you done with Wonko? Going to have to go and get the priest to exorcise the demon so that Wonko can return - he'd invite us, he was a fun loving, positive chap (albeit with a penchant for Jaffa cakes - foul things) |
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"and only i'm invited.
the voices in my head are to jealous of others
What have you done with Wonko? Going to have to go and get the priest to exorcise the demon so that Wonko can return - he'd invite us, he was a fun loving, positive chap (albeit with a penchant for Jaffa cakes - foul things)"
I did think something was slightly strange when his name changed yesterday. Do you think he's been possessed by this 'Not In' chap?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*sneaks in through upstairs window, crawls down stairs commando style, knees and elbows, goes through the kitchen to open the back door for thr other forumites** **shouts** The party is over here guys"
*PW admires these moves from afar in jaw open awe and wants to high five the poster!* |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"*sneaks in through upstairs window, crawls down stairs commando style, knees and elbows, goes through the kitchen to open the back door for thr other forumites** **shouts** The party is over here guys
*PW admires these moves from afar in jaw open awe and wants to high five the poster!*"
**takes a bow, gives a twirl and wiggled bottom** |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and only i'm invited.
the voices in my head are to jealous of others
What have you done with Wonko? Going to have to go and get the priest to exorcise the demon so that Wonko can return - he'd invite us, he was a fun loving, positive chap (albeit with a penchant for Jaffa cakes - foul things)
I did think something was slightly strange when his name changed yesterday. Do you think he's been possessed by this 'Not In' chap? "
possession is 9/10ths of the law |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"and only i'm invited.
the voices in my head are to jealous of others
What have you done with Wonko? Going to have to go and get the priest to exorcise the demon so that Wonko can return - he'd invite us, he was a fun loving, positive chap (albeit with a penchant for Jaffa cakes - foul things)
I did think something was slightly strange when his name changed yesterday. Do you think he's been possessed by this 'Not In' chap?
possession is 9/10ths of the law"
If not you then who? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are "
Deeeeeelicious.
I’ll swap ya for a couple of my soggier bottomed cupcakes. Don’t ask why they’re soggy though. I saw Wonko getting fresh in the corner………..2+2  |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are "
I think those are the ones that fell in the punch  |
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"Thank fuck for that.
Now I can keep my pubic lice for pets a little while longer. Happy days!!!
The mr
Do you still have my mop?"
Don’t worry I didn’t lose any, well actually I haven’t seen Tarquin for a while, if you see him can you send him home for his tea.
The mr |
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"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are
I think those are the ones that fell in the punch "
And we all know what happened there! ooooh my poor innocent eyes! |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Thank fuck for that.
Now I can keep my pubic lice for pets a little while longer. Happy days!!!
The mr
Do you still have my mop?
Don’t worry I didn’t lose any, well actually I haven’t seen Tarquin for a while, if you see him can you send him home for his tea.
The mr "
You name the lice? |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are
I think those are the ones that fell in the punch
And we all know what happened there! ooooh my poor innocent eyes! "
There is NOTHING innocent about you, who are you trying to fool |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"
Knock, knock.
"is this Wonko's house?"
"I'm Not In?"
"It's ok, I'm only here for the party..."
*waits for Not In to let her in..."
xxJ"
Ignore him Jess he is in a mood. Come on in |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"What's that funny smell? 
Knitters feet.
She's been dancing all day "
What **sniff feet bloody hell** well I'll have you know Mister I've been run off these bad boys all day taking care of this place and what do I get for my trouble, hey, bloody insults that's what.
Well up yours Not In.
Oh and BTW I fed the weird cat |
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"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are
I think those are the ones that fell in the punch
And we all know what happened there! ooooh my poor innocent eyes!
There is NOTHING innocent about you, who are you trying to fool"
Nothing gets past you, should of known
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Oh is this party still going on?
Nope
**sets up the disco light, cranks up the music and throws glitter EVERYWHERE**
Yes yes it fooking is
Well that is that settled then"
**rubs hands together** Yes yes it has |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Left over pork pie from Knitters party...don't mind the bite mark. I also snaffled some Wotsits, bit soft mind and chewy but there we are
I think those are the ones that fell in the punch
And we all know what happened there! ooooh my poor innocent eyes!
There is NOTHING innocent about you, who are you trying to fool
Nothing gets past you, should of known
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Come on Shady I could do with some help. Not In is giving me NOTHING |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Knock, knock.
"is this Wonko's house?"
"I'm Not In?"
"It's ok, I'm only here for the party..."
*waits for Not In to let her in..."
xxJ
Ignore him Jess he is in a mood. Come on in"
Thank you. Sorry, somehow fell asleep waiting and missed this….
Xx Jess
Ps: champers anyone??
Xx Jess |
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"
Knock, knock.
"is this Wonko's house?"
"I'm Not In?"
"It's ok, I'm only here for the party..."
*waits for Not In to let her in..."
xxJ
Ignore him Jess he is in a mood. Come on in
Thank you. Sorry, somehow fell asleep waiting and missed this….
Xx Jess
Ps: champers anyone??
Xx Jess "
Champers you say!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Knock, knock.
"is this Wonko's house?"
"I'm Not In?"
"It's ok, I'm only here for the party..."
*waits for Not In to let her in..."
xxJ
Ignore him Jess he is in a mood. Come on in
Thank you. Sorry, somehow fell asleep waiting and missed this….
Xx Jess
Ps: champers anyone??
Xx Jess
Champers you say! "
I'm not quite sophisticated enough for champers, can I bring kraken instead |
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