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over a year ago
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
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Don't encourage him, please. 
xx Jess |
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs "
My left ball hangs lower, what if I'm not comfortable inserting my right one?  |
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
My left ball hangs lower, what if I'm not comfortable inserting my right one? "
Out of the clique, I mean I don't set the rules and I have no balls so I'm not a member.
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
My left ball hangs lower, what if I'm not comfortable inserting my right one?
Out of the clique, I mean I don't set the rules and I have no balls so I'm not a member.
Mrs "
I'm devastated, been a secret member for a while now and can't believe my balls have let me down
What a load of bollocks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
My left ball hangs lower, what if I'm not comfortable inserting my right one?
Out of the clique, I mean I don't set the rules and I have no balls so I'm not a member.
Mrs
I'm devastated, been a secret member for a while now and can't believe my balls have let me down
What a load of bollocks! "
About to have my dog done, do you want his balls after the op - sure the clique won't notice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think you might be telling porkies, and you’re not as new as you’re making out "
Was it following the green arrow that gave it away, or the fact that his public photos go back to 2019? |
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
My left ball hangs lower, what if I'm not comfortable inserting my right one?
Out of the clique, I mean I don't set the rules and I have no balls so I'm not a member.
Mrs
I'm devastated, been a secret member for a while now and can't believe my balls have let me down
What a load of bollocks!
About to have my dog done, do you want his balls after the op - sure the clique won't notice "
I don't think I need 4 balls, people will get worried about the extra lumps |
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
Don't encourage him, please.
xx Jess"
Oi you. If she wants to encourage me then let her.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs "
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent  |
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent "
Do you have asymmetric labia? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent
Do you have asymmetric labia? "
I’m not sure, can you have a look for me? |
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent "
Right nipple in left nostril.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent
Right nipple in left nostril.
Mrs "
Mine are too low for that, guess I’m out  |
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent
Do you have asymmetric labia?
I’m not sure, can you have a look for me?"
I find I’m very good differentiating these things through touch of that’s acceptable.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent
Right nipple in left nostril.
Mrs "
Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying... 
xx Jess |
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent
Right nipple in left nostril.
Mrs
Mine are too low for that, guess I’m out "
It's ok mine are too small, who needs a clique anyway
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent
Right nipple in left nostril.
Mrs
Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying...
xx Jess"
You can always fill in the form. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent
Right nipple in left nostril.
Mrs
Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying...
xx Jess"
He never said whose left nostril |
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"What’s it like "
Hello Fiddlesticks!
I'm pretty new to the forum too but welcome.
I've found the forum to be as intelligent and caring as the people who use it and equally as obnoxious and nauseating as the people who use it.
A bit like when you are all having fun down the clurrrrrb and then a moronic dribbler with a hard cock waddles up with his 'missus' in tow who imagines she's liberated cos she's happy to be fucked by anyone , 'cos he likes it' and she's free enough to do that for him and he thinks all the blokes want to but they don't and they are all wincing at her spotty arse and red raw sparse fanny.
But then sometimes it's like when you are all having a dirty old laugh at something or someone and then a frustrated pigeon with an ear of corn stuck up their arse struts in and tuts.... and tuts and tuts....
A bit like that. Different every day.
And sometimes pleasant exchanges occur ......
I'm Granny btw.
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent
Right nipple in left nostril.
Mrs
Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying...
xx Jess
He never said whose left nostril "
Very true, photo evidence needed though.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent
Right nipple in left nostril.
Mrs
Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying...
xx Jess
He never said whose left nostril
Very true, photo evidence needed though.
Mrs "
I'll just have to stick to filling the form. There's a form apparently...
Do I download it on the Sydney University website or something?
xx J |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What’s it like
Hello Fiddlesticks!
I'm pretty new to the forum too but welcome.
I've found the forum to be as intelligent and caring as the people who use it and equally as obnoxious and nauseating as the people who use it.
A bit like when you are all having fun down the clurrrrrb and then a moronic dribbler with a hard cock waddles up with his 'missus' in tow who imagines she's liberated cos she's happy to be fucked by anyone , 'cos he likes it' and she's free enough to do that for him and he thinks all the blokes want to but they don't and they are all wincing at her spotty arse and red raw sparse fanny.
But then sometimes it's like when you are all having a dirty old laugh at something or someone and then a frustrated pigeon with an ear of corn stuck up their arse struts in and tuts.... and tuts and tuts....
A bit like that. Different every day.
And sometimes pleasant exchanges occur ......
I'm Granny btw.
Hi."
You are such a visual storyteller, I love it |
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"What’s it like
Hello Fiddlesticks!
I'm pretty new to the forum too but welcome.
I've found the forum to be as intelligent and caring as the people who use it and equally as obnoxious and nauseating as the people who use it.
A bit like when you are all having fun down the clurrrrrb and then a moronic dribbler with a hard cock waddles up with his 'missus' in tow who imagines she's liberated cos she's happy to be fucked by anyone , 'cos he likes it' and she's free enough to do that for him and he thinks all the blokes want to but they don't and they are all wincing at her spotty arse and red raw sparse fanny.
But then sometimes it's like when you are all having a dirty old laugh at something or someone and then a frustrated pigeon with an ear of corn stuck up their arse struts in and tuts.... and tuts and tuts....
A bit like that. Different every day.
And sometimes pleasant exchanges occur ......
I'm Granny btw.
Hi."
Hi Granny.
Great synopsis and have you ever considered teaching creative writing.  |
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"Full of weirdos, apparently there's a clique (my god I hate that word) you have to show your left ball while inserting your right one to join them.
Mrs
How do I join the clique if I don’t have balls?? Is there a female equivalent
Right nipple in left nostril.
Mrs
Any other way? Mine won't reach and I think I just pulled a neck muscle trying...
xx Jess
He never said whose left nostril
Very true, photo evidence needed though.
Mrs
I'll just have to stick to filling the form. There's a form apparently...
Do I download it on the Sydney University website or something?
xx J"
That’s right, although you’ll need a clique member to endorse it but as there’s no clique you won’t find anyone.
I’ll sign it for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being here is like having one of those dreams where everything happens at once, you can't find the door, and you are naked from the waist down."
*deletes downloaded form*
xx Jess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone on here is 100% trustworthy and has no hidden agenda and the women change their minds so often that we need to ask if they prefer length or girth every day!!  "
Males are this too OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being here is like having one of those dreams where everything happens at once, you can't find the door, and you are naked from the waist down."
Sounds like Narnia, you walk into a wardrobe and get lost amongst the way... It is all a mazing Op |
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"Being here is like having one of those dreams where everything happens at once, you can't find the door, and you are naked from the waist down.
Sounds like Narnia, you walk into a wardrobe and get lost amongst the way... It is all a mazing Op"
I’m all for naked in Narnia |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Do you know what Fiddles? It's worth sticking around for.
You'll talk to some brilliant people. Even make some friends.
Once you look past the noise, the crappiness, the tantrums, the trolling, the twuntery.
It's worth it. |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
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"Do you know what Fiddles? It's worth sticking around for.
You'll talk to some brilliant people. Even make some friends.
Once you look past the noise, the crappiness, the tantrums, the trolling, the twuntery.
It's worth it."
Meli always says it best  |
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"Do you know what Fiddles? It's worth sticking around for.
You'll talk to some brilliant people. Even make some friends.
Once you look past the noise, the crappiness, the tantrums, the trolling, the twuntery.
It's worth it."
I thought you said look past the nose then. |
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