"I've farted when my head was also under the quilt. Very nearly deadly
Its survivable when it's your own. If its somebody else, that's the kicker. "
I always know when mine are *really* bad, when even I nearly pass out from them  |
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Riskiest in what context?
I got caught cranking one out with a gf by her mother. She was showing me her favourite porn. The gf not her mother.
This was back in the day, when it was still quite a posh thing: to have the internet you know dial up and all that.
Her mother was a little bit aggrieved I think. I wasn't exactly sure. She was deaf (which I am not mocking in any way shape or form) but as her state was somewhat emotionally heightened - I was really struggling to understand her.
So it ended up with me naked, with an erection trying to apologise and explain that I can't understand her, whilst other family members started gathering around to see what all the noise was about.
My gf found the whole thing hilarious and was rolling around on the floor laughing, whilst the porn was still playing on the screen.
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