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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, or to the dickhead that keeps being a twat and thinks they're funny, the one that thinks they know everything and tries playing games, or the negative nelly that keeps trying to bring you down.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth

Fuck you and your fucking “can I be cheeky and ask you to lend me the money to buy a car?”

I am not an ATM!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you to the customer that decided to shout and swear in my face yesterday because the queue was too long.

Fuck you to the security guard who did nothing when I told him.

Fuck you to the other manager who went over my head and apologised and gave her a £5 gift card as an apology.. for her swearing at me.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Fook you to the hornets nest in my garden.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Fuck you to the customer that decided to shout and swear in my face yesterday because the queue was too long.

Fuck you to the security guard who did nothing when I told him.

Fuck you to the other manager who went over my head and apologised and gave her a £5 gift card as an apology.. for her swearing at me. "

Wow that sucks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ahh .. this looks like my place ….

To all you people that ever spoke bad on me …

Ffff FUCK YOU …

I Feel better now

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Fook you to the hornets nest in my garden. "

I was about to say ‘fuck you’ to the wasps nest in my eaves, but you win. Hornets are worse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I say it all the time. Mostly to idiot drivers who don't stop when I am crossing a pedestrian crossing with my dog. Last time having given the finger and a fuck you to an audi driver he stopped 50 yards on to argue with me. Still got the fuck you, so he said he was going to come and stuff my EBT up my arse. I dared him. 25 kilo of pure muscle. He did not cross the road, got back in his car and drove off. Walker.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Fuck you dementia

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I say it all the time. Mostly to idiot drivers who don't stop when I am crossing a pedestrian crossing with my dog. Last time having given the finger and a fuck you to an audi driver he stopped 50 yards on to argue with me. Still got the fuck you, so he said he was going to come and stuff my EBT up my arse. I dared him. 25 kilo of pure muscle. He did not cross the road, got back in his car and drove off. Walker.****"

**** wanker (fuck you auto correct)

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Fook you to the hornets nest in my garden.

I was about to say ‘fuck you’ to the wasps nest in my eaves, but you win. Hornets are worse.

"

They suck. Sorry about the wasps too

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I say it all the time. Mostly to idiot drivers who don't stop when I am crossing a pedestrian crossing with my dog. Last time having given the finger and a fuck you to an audi driver he stopped 50 yards on to argue with me. Still got the fuck you, so he said he was going to come and stuff my EBT up my arse. I dared him. 25 kilo of pure muscle. He did not cross the road, got back in his car and drove off. Walker.****

**** wanker (fuck you auto correct) "

Actually made me LOL thanks

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Fuck you to the staff that called in sick when they’ve been out partying and I’m stuck inside. Fuck you to the other members of the management team that put me on 5 AFD’s in a row

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Fuck you, and fuck your mum”.. one of the greatest insults ever…

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

A big financial fuck you to the garage who’ve sent me an invoice for double what they quoted me on the phone. And lost my keys while they were at it.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Fuck, people. No specifics. Just people. Fuck the lot of you.

See, equality and no singling anyone out.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Fuck you to the staff that called in sick when they’ve been out partying and I’m stuck inside. Fuck you to the other members of the management team that put me on 5 AFD’s in a row"

What's an AFD?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you to the people who haven't made me feel like I'm enough.. I'm not listening anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

Fuck you to the Frenchie next door yapping it’s head off at 8:30 on a Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to the staff that called in sick when they’ve been out partying and I’m stuck inside. Fuck you to the other members of the management team that put me on 5 AFD’s in a row

What's an AFD?"

After Fanny Desert

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By *essicagraceWoman  over a year ago

birmingham


"Fuck you to the staff that called in sick when they’ve been out partying and I’m stuck inside. Fuck you to the other members of the management team that put me on 5 AFD’s in a row"

Shaking my fist at the sky on your behalf my love xxx

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By *essicagraceWoman  over a year ago

birmingham


"Fuck you to the staff that called in sick when they’ve been out partying and I’m stuck inside. Fuck you to the other members of the management team that put me on 5 AFD’s in a row

What's an AFD?"

All fucking day x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to the Frenchie next door yapping it’s head off at 8:30 on a Sunday morning"

Mine woke me at 7.00 barking, but I told him off, so he stopped.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Fuck you to the staff that called in sick when they’ve been out partying and I’m stuck inside. Fuck you to the other members of the management team that put me on 5 AFD’s in a row

What's an AFD?

After Fanny Desert"

Anally forced discharge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to the staff that called in sick when they’ve been out partying and I’m stuck inside. Fuck you to the other members of the management team that put me on 5 AFD’s in a row

What's an AFD?

After Fanny Desert

Anally forced discharge "

In

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"What's an AFD?"

All Fucking Day.

Standard hospitality industry nickname for a long or double shift.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Ah the return of the fuck yous!

I'm not going to wish fuck you to anyone. My friends definitely think I should but people are human. Twunty, flawed but not bad. Not really.

I'm going to say fuck you to my nails for laddering my tights though. The sooner they're off the better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to the staff that called in sick when they’ve been out partying and I’m stuck inside. Fuck you to the other members of the management team that put me on 5 AFD’s in a row

What's an AFD?

After Fanny Desert

Anally forced discharge "

Alternative für Deutschland

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"All fucking day x"

D’oh. Jessica’s faster than me.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"What's an AFD?

All Fucking Day.

Standard hospitality industry nickname for a long or double shift."

Thank you

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"The sooner they're off the better. "

The tights or the nails?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ah the return of the fuck yous!

I'm not going to wish fuck you to anyone. My friends definitely think I should but people are human. Twunty, flawed but not bad. Not really.

I'm going to say fuck you to my nails for laddering my tights though. The sooner they're off the better. "

Your tights

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you PTSD.

You won't win

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Fuck you to my dog for being a twat!

I would love to take him to local alehouse and distillery I am a regular at. I see other people and their doggos and I know mine would cause carnage

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"Fuck you to the Frenchie next door yapping it’s head off at 8:30 on a Sunday morning

Mine woke me at 7.00 barking, but I told him off, so he stopped."

My neighbour didn’t tell theirs to shut up so I had to move and shut my window

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By *ervent_fervourMan  over a year ago

Halifax

Fuck you to the insects which keep biting me.

I praise them for their taste, but..fuck you.

(They'll be dead soon though, so there. Smirks)

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"The sooner they're off the better.

The tights or the nails?"

The tights. They're all mine nails wise - having them taken off sounds really fucking painful.

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By *essicagraceWoman  over a year ago

birmingham


"All fucking day x

D’oh. Jessica’s faster than me. "

Itd be bad if I didn't know it given I've been dating TM for over a year now hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck all of em. Fuck everyone that abandoned me. Fuck every unkind word I’ve heard in my life. Fuck those who judge me incorrectly. Fuck it all. Fuck off the lot of ya.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to my dog for being a twat!

I would love to take him to local alehouse and distillery I am a regular at. I see other people and their doggos and I know mine would cause carnage "

Mine likes the beer (and G&T and wine). He deliberately bumps into you to make you spill it so he can lick it up, or he stands on his hind legs to try and get your drink from the table (little sod)

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Fuck you to my dog for being a twat!

I would love to take him to local alehouse and distillery I am a regular at. I see other people and their doggos and I know mine would cause carnage

Mine likes the beer (and G&T and wine). He deliberately bumps into you to make you spill it so he can lick it up, or he stands on his hind legs to try and get your drink from the table (little sod)"

This is the thing, I would happily order him a little ale and a burger. But he's too much of a twat! He's a German Shepherd so it's not like he's a little dog I can pick up. The owner of the alehouse says bring him anyway! I said I would if he wasn't a twat

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Fuck you to my immune system. Fuck off, keep fucking off until you fucking get to fuck off hill, then fuck right off over it and down the other fucking side.

Mrs TMN x

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fuck you to the bloody sun.

Yeah I know. Its lovely if you're on the beach. But not if you're working in it all day.

Piss off you giant orange ball of fire.....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

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By *ovetolick78Man  over a year ago

The Shire

Go forth and multiply to my now ex wife!!!!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

I want to fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you menopause……. I need a good nights sleep, no more hot flushes, no more headaches and aching joints etc etc……. so yeah…. Fuck you

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

A huge and ever replenishing FUCK YOU to the universe for making me the way I am around others and for breaking my heart so easily time after time.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Sends hugs to those that want them

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up."

I'd set them on fire

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Fook you to the hornets nest in my garden. "
hornets sheeesh

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By *adMerWoman  over a year ago

Sandwich

Fuck you to all the lazy entitled narcissistic people!!

The rest of you, I would probably enjoy fucking

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Fuck you new term starting tomorrow.

J

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire "

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell "

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


" blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell "

Shady does not mess around. Best stay on her good side.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution "

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


" blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

Shady does not mess around. Best stay on her good side. "

**noted**

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**"

Cake helps. #justsayin'

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


" blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

Shady does not mess around. Best stay on her good side. "

He knows

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**"

Did you not know not to piss off the real slim shady back in 2003?!

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By *ermite12ukMan  over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Fuck you to Stellantis - whatever the fuck the garage dealerships are called, - that allegedly buy, sell and repair cars. For carrying out the longest repair and getting on for the costliest repair in fucking history it seems....not that I'm bitter and will never own another one of there piles of sh1te they pass off as automobiles again. Jus sayin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you to every man who doesnt like a stronger woman to answer back, and the ones who dont like the fact i lift weights, or fuck you for standing me up and ghosting me when all iv done is like you...fuck all the way off and when you get there fuck off some more

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Cake helps. #justsayin' "

I have cookies

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Did you not know not to piss off the real slim shady back in 2003?!"

It's all coming back to me now

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Cake helps. #justsayin'

I have cookies "

Tell me more about the cookies?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

You can fuck right off for starters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only thing that comes to mind for me is…..

Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you! Who’s next?

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Cake helps. #justsayin'

I have cookies

Tell me more about the cookies? "

Well okay. I mean I don't mean to brag but I make awesome cookies. All varieties, some crunchy and the gooey ones too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you to knob head that had hit my wing mirror off over night, and feeling it was ok to pick it up and put in on the bonnet of my car but not leave there number

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Did you not know not to piss off the real slim shady back in 2003?!

It's all coming back to me now"

Yeah? His knees were weak and he loved his mom's spaghetti? That guy!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Cake helps. #justsayin'

I have cookies

Tell me more about the cookies?

Well okay. I mean I don't mean to brag but I make awesome cookies. All varieties, some crunchy and the gooey ones too. "

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to my dog for being a twat!

I would love to take him to local alehouse and distillery I am a regular at. I see other people and their doggos and I know mine would cause carnage "

Made me laugh as my dog is also a twat and would do the same! Lol x

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Cake helps. #justsayin'

I have cookies

Tell me more about the cookies?

Well okay. I mean I don't mean to brag but I make awesome cookies. All varieties, some crunchy and the gooey ones too. "

I'm sold, I frickin' love cookies

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Cake helps. #justsayin'

I have cookies

Tell me more about the cookies?

Well okay. I mean I don't mean to brag but I make awesome cookies. All varieties, some crunchy and the gooey ones too.

I'm sold, I frickin' love cookies"

Can we share?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Fuck you to my dog for being a twat!

I would love to take him to local alehouse and distillery I am a regular at. I see other people and their doggos and I know mine would cause carnage

Made me laugh as my dog is also a twat and would do the same! Lol x"

Haha glad I'm not the only one!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman  over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Cake helps. #justsayin'

I have cookies

Tell me more about the cookies?

Well okay. I mean I don't mean to brag but I make awesome cookies. All varieties, some crunchy and the gooey ones too.

I'm sold, I frickin' love cookies

Can we share?"

Absolutely not

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Did you not know not to piss off the real slim shady back in 2003?!

It's all coming back to me now

Yeah? His knees were weak and he loved his mom's spaghetti? That guy!"

All good guys love their mums spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to my dog for being a twat!

I would love to take him to local alehouse and distillery I am a regular at. I see other people and their doggos and I know mine would cause carnage

Mine likes the beer (and G&T and wine). He deliberately bumps into you to make you spill it so he can lick it up, or he stands on his hind legs to try and get your drink from the table (little sod)

This is the thing, I would happily order him a little ale and a burger. But he's too much of a twat! He's a German Shepherd so it's not like he's a little dog I can pick up. The owner of the alehouse says bring him anyway! I said I would if he wasn't a twat"

My twat dog is also a GSD, but i think rather than standing for German Shepherd Dog it stands for Gob Shite dog

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Cake helps. #justsayin'

I have cookies

Tell me more about the cookies?

Well okay. I mean I don't mean to brag but I make awesome cookies. All varieties, some crunchy and the gooey ones too.

I'm sold, I frickin' love cookies

Can we share?

Absolutely not"

*pops on apron to make some extra batches*

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Cake helps. #justsayin'

I have cookies

Tell me more about the cookies?

Well okay. I mean I don't mean to brag but I make awesome cookies. All varieties, some crunchy and the gooey ones too.

I'm sold, I frickin' love cookies

Can we share?

Absolutely not"

Knitter can you please give me some cookies shadys being shady

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You can fuck right off for starters"

Me?

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Fuck off to the two of my neighbours who don’t do anything around the place. We have a lovely little community here where everyone pitches in by doing something to help out - whether it’s cutting the grass, fixing the gates, controlling vermin, raking the gravel in the car park, sharing veg grown in the garden, or whatever. But there’s two people who do sod all. And who don’t even say thank you to the rest. And that really winds me up.

I'd set them on fire

blimey wouldn't that just make more of a mess for everyone to clean and the smell

That's a short term problem to a long term solution

**makes a note not to piss off shady**

Did you not know not to piss off the real slim shady back in 2003?!

It's all coming back to me now

Yeah? His knees were weak and he loved his mom's spaghetti? That guy!

All good guys love their mums spaghetti "

I love my mum's spaghetti

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Fuck you to the customer that decided to shout and swear in my face yesterday because the queue was too long.

Fuck you to the security guard who did nothing when I told him.

Fuck you to the other manager who went over my head and apologised and gave her a £5 gift card as an apology.. for her swearing at me. "

That's awful! I honestly believe the culture of " the customer is always right" needs to fuck right off... 9 times out of 10 the customer is wrong and rewarding someone for being a cunt is just plain wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can fuck right off for starters

Me?"

It seemed harsh!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Fuck work!

I hate that my life and what I want to do with it is constantly interrupted by you.

That my time and services are worth to you the literal minimum you are legally allowed to get away with paying me.

Most of all, that I know I need you to survive and that I am dependant on you.

Ugh! I really need to win the lottery

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By *uke_silverMan  over a year ago

London

I'm not in a position to say 'Fuck You' to anyone at the moment, but I'm working towards it. It's one of my goals (that can't come soon enough) https://youtu.be/eikbQPldhPY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to the customer that decided to shout and swear in my face yesterday because the queue was too long.

Fuck you to the security guard who did nothing when I told him.

Fuck you to the other manager who went over my head and apologised and gave her a £5 gift card as an apology.. for her swearing at me. "

FFS all of that is appalling!

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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan  over a year ago

Dunstable and Bedfordshire areas SOCIAL or fun let's chat


"Fuck you to the customer that decided to shout and swear in my face yesterday because the queue was too long.

Fuck you to the security guard who did nothing when I told him.

Fuck you to the other manager who went over my head and apologised and gave her a £5 gift card as an apology.. for her swearing at me. "

------

Fuck you to the job

Say good bye or FUCK YOU

to that treatment

Get a new job 1000s out there xxx

T

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Talk to each other like adults at a normal decibel level. Have some respect for where you live. And take some responsibility for your animals. You fucks.

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

T...fuck you.

B...fuck you.

P...fuck you.

Not often I think that about people but trust me, they deserve it. All seperate times in my life.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Fuck you menopause……. I need a good nights sleep, no more hot flushes, no more headaches and aching joints etc etc……. so yeah…. Fuck you "

I'm on board with this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not today.

I’m in a good place.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you to the twats who can’t just say what they want, why lie, you’re clearly going to be found out

What a waste of time

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

I say f**k you to all the blue polka dot tablecloths!

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By *ellinever70Woman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

People generally don't provoke that reaction in me

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I say f**k you to all the blue polka dot tablecloths!"

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Fuck you…

To the landlords who sign a rental contract then pull out at the last minute…

Oh. And see you in court

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple  over a year ago

cardiff

Fuck you! To abusive ex

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"You can fuck right off for starters

Me?"

no, the situation I was in at the time

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I say f**k you to all the blue polka dot tablecloths!"

I have an idea for a shirt for the weekend now.....

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By *icker2010Man  over a year ago

cambs/london/Norfolk


"Fuck you to the staff that called in sick when they’ve been out partying and I’m stuck inside. Fuck you to the other members of the management team that put me on 5 AFD’s in a row

What's an AFD?

After Fanny Desert

Anally forced discharge "

Afternoon Fuckery Delight

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Fuck you to the staff that called in sick when they’ve been out partying and I’m stuck inside. Fuck you to the other members of the management team that put me on 5 AFD’s in a row

What's an AFD?

After Fanny Desert

Anally forced discharge

Afternoon Fuckery Delight "

Ever sorry you asked

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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan  over a year ago

Dunstable and Bedfordshire areas SOCIAL or fun let's chat

This tread is becoming more like a FUCK YOU SHALL I dating chat place between 5or6

As many treads do.

*Have fun fucking*

Anyway.

FUCK YOU to all the jealous FUCKS on fab.

Because I'm on hols in Cyprus for 7week I worked hard for 40+ years to buy this house.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I love this I've wanted to say fuck you a few times this week most fab dickheads related & partly to myself I need a good kick up the arse.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to the customer that decided to shout and swear in my face yesterday because the queue was too long.

Fuck you to the security guard who did nothing when I told him.

Fuck you to the other manager who went over my head and apologised and gave her a £5 gift card as an apology.. for her swearing at me.

Wow that sucks"

It really does! I am adding a fuck you for that manager and that shitty job! Sounds like you need to look for better employers! Sorry you had to deal with that crap! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you to the virus which is making me feel so shitty and keeping me in bed most days for all the wrong reasons!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

What's your name?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you to one of my dogs for leaving a steaming wet one under the washing line this morning, about 5 minutes after I’d picked up their mess, thus thinking was safe to walk out without checking

It’s lucky for him I wear trainer socks in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not today.

I’m in a good place. "

Changed my mind.

#theyknowwho…..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you to my kids' dad who has seen 3 out of 4 of them ONCE this year.

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By *nitterWoman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Not today.

I’m in a good place.

Changed my mind.

#theyknowwho….. "

Hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm going to say fuck you to hot flushes in this heat.

And my age!

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"I'm going to say fuck you to hot flushes in this heat.

And my age!"

I am joining you on this one!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm going to say fuck you to hot flushes in this heat.

And my age!"

Fuck you to hot flushes indeed!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Fuck you to life is all I have to say, if I went into details I'd be here all day and make myself feel shitter than I already do thanks to my doctors dismissing me everytime I tell them I'm menopausal.... I can't possibly be I'm too young.... I'm 45 in two weeks

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh …. I nearly forgot

Fuck you and then some …

You know who you are ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you to the man at the tip who wouldn’t let me in

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Fuck you to the man at the tip who wouldn’t let me in "

Well I mean what attitude did you rock up with?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck fuck fuck went the line from four weddings.. Exactly how I feel waking up after a good night

When the fuck was that fuck knows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to life is all I have to say, if I went into details I'd be here all day and make myself feel shitter than I already do thanks to my doctors dismissing me everytime I tell them I'm menopausal.... I can't possibly be I'm too young.... I'm 45 in two weeks

Tinder "

Oh that's terrible. I was 48/49 when I could feel the change. Get a second opinion?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to the man at the tip who wouldn’t let me in

Well I mean what attitude did you rock up with? "

I had my best smiley face on!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to the customer that decided to shout and swear in my face yesterday because the queue was too long.

Fuck you to the security guard who did nothing when I told him.

Fuck you to the other manager who went over my head and apologised and gave her a £5 gift card as an apology.. for her swearing at me. "

That's disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to the people who haven't made me feel like I'm enough.. I'm not listening anymore."

Fuck you, the people who treated this person in the way they did.

Btw, you look gorgeous... More than enough, am sure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

fuck you for being so rude

fuck you for telling me to kill myself

***no one on the site

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By *ndycoinsMan  over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Fuck you to the customer that decided to shout and swear in my face yesterday because the queue was too long.

Fuck you to the security guard who did nothing when I told him.

Fuck you to the other manager who went over my head and apologised and gave her a £5 gift card as an apology.. for her swearing at me. "

Think I would go over his head and report him as a fuck you.

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By *ndycoinsMan  over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Fuck you to the customer that decided to shout and swear in my face yesterday because the queue was too long.

Fuck you to the security guard who did nothing when I told him.

Fuck you to the other manager who went over my head and apologised and gave her a £5 gift card as an apology.. for her swearing at me. "

Think I would go over his head and report him as a fuck you.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"fuck you for being so rude

fuck you for telling me to kill myself

***no one on the site"

Wow! Who speaks like that?!?

Hope you can ignore such bollocks as easily as you should...

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

Fuck you tiredness!

I don't say fuck you much I'm a nice guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you to Monday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you for fat shaming me. Saying you look like you could do with the walk.

Fuck you thinking your the boss. Your not your just another fucking number.

Fuck you money

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By *nplainsight200Man  over a year ago

portsmotuh

Fuck you to all the tourists clogging my country lane and. Just because they have hair around their mouths, it doesn’t mean the can talk like c@nts.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Fuck you to the customer that decided to shout and swear in my face yesterday because the queue was too long.

Fuck you to the security guard who did nothing when I told him.

Fuck you to the other manager who went over my head and apologised and gave her a £5 gift card as an apology.. for her swearing at me. "

I'm joining u in saying fuck u to your manager! That's so god dam annoying!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man  over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Fuck you to my dog for being a twat!

I would love to take him to local alehouse and distillery I am a regular at. I see other people and their doggos and I know mine would cause carnage

Made me laugh as my dog is also a twat and would do the same! Lol x"

I have a Staffy. He’s 12 he’s the loveliest dog in the world apart from when there are other dogs.

He loves the pub. People make a huge fuss of him , but if another dog walks in I have to put him back on his lead to stop the barking.

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By *ataleMan  over a year ago

Durham

Fuck you to all wasps!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman  over a year ago

your head

Oh i have so many fuck yous!

Fuck you to a 6 day working week.

Fuck you to rude arseholes.

Fuck you to a shitty body clock.

Fuck you mum guilt

Fuck you hormones, PMS and periods.

Fuck you estate agents

Fuck you to horrible, nasty people who have no idea how to be a decent human being.

Think that's it for now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My biggest fuck you is to myself for fucking up my life

Also fuck you up those who told me or made me feel not good enough

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Fuck you, if you can't criticism then don't fuckling ask for it. FUCK YOU

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you, if you can't criticism then don't fuckling ask for it. FUCK YOU "

Fuckling

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Fuck you, if you can't criticism then don't fuckling ask for it. FUCK YOU

Fuckling "

Yeah a young fucker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ever have one of those moments where you really want to say fuck you, but you can't.

Maybe you want to say fuck you in the workplace, out on the roads, or to the dickhead that keeps being a twat and thinks they're funny, the one that thinks they know everything and tries playing games, or the negative nelly that keeps trying to bring you down.....you get what I mean.

So this is the fuck you thread. Say what it was you wanted to say fuck you to. And include the words fuck you.

No naming people.

And play nice.

"

I have never had trouble saying fuck this place to a number of shitty jobs I have had, so to all the nasty management that made me feel that way... FUCK YOU :D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you, if you can't criticism then don't fuckling ask for it. FUCK YOU

Fuckling

Yeah a young fucker "

Aw a baby!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Fuck you, if you can't criticism then don't fuckling ask for it. FUCK YOU

Fuckling

Yeah a young fucker

Aw a baby!"

Well yeah surrounded by them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck you, Fred.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you, Fred."

Sorry - wrong Fred.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Fuck you broken heart and the tears that come with the message I read. Fuck you to the wanting.

Fuck you to the gun held to my head holding me to ransom and the demands that come with it.

Fuck to you so much.

Oh the injustice.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Fuck you to people who tell me they're " going to make me take it " ... not cool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck you to people who tell me they're " going to make me take it " ... not cool"

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Fuck you to people who tell me they're " going to make me take it " ... not cool"

Fucking take it

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Fuck you, Fred."

Welcome Josef

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By *ilcan5328Man  over a year ago

swansea

:- xx

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Fuck you, Tony!

Fuck you, Ezekiel!

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Fuck you to the people who cause me to spend my Sundays chasing them up to do their jobs and creating more work for me, when they are the ones getting paid and I do this shit voluntarily.

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By *enk15Man  over a year ago

Evesham

Fuck you to the massive stone that smashed my windscreen on the motorway today

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By *cott73Man  over a year ago

brighton

Fuck you to my new boss. She's insufferable. I'm getting that Sunday evening feeling for the first time in years.

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By *ust little old me 13Man  over a year ago

Preston

Fuck you to all the cunts who have took my kindness as a weakness,wasted my time, sorting their sorry ass lives out, and putting my own life struggles on hold without a single thankyou,the people you do a thousand good turns for,just out of niceness,yet the one time you need them,they're no where to be seen or too busy....fuck you

I thought it a million times

Then I said it,and only had to say it once......

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By *rimson_RoseWoman  over a year ago

Tamworth

Fuck the live version of your pity party. Fuck your guilt trips and fuck your fake cries for help.

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By *ugar kittenWoman  over a year ago

home


"Fuck you dementia "

^^^ exactly this

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Fuck you dental pain ... goddammit it one thing after another lately lol

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By *cott73Man  over a year ago

brighton

Fuck Monday...

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Finedon ,

Fuck you to old age,

Fuck you to dementia

And above all:

Fuck you to my neighbour who will not pay her half of a £2500 roof repair job.

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By *hristopherd999Man  over a year ago

Brentwood


"Fuck you to the customer that decided to shout and swear in my face yesterday because the queue was too long.

Fuck you to the security guard who did nothing when I told him.

Fuck you to the other manager who went over my head and apologised and gave her a £5 gift card as an apology.. for her swearing at me. "

That's disgusting, hope you're ok

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

The blonde bimbo playing with her hair in a blinged wank Panza who pulled into me without checking her mirrors as I was overtaking her fuck you!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere else

Fuck you for sharing my secrets, that had nothing whatsoever to do with you, with complete impunity, including with people who are truly dangerous to me. Fuck you for everything else you did too. Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK. YOU.

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By *asycouple1971Couple  over a year ago

midlands

Fuck you Birmingham CAZ and London ULEZ.

Fuck you the prices of food going up every time I shop.

Fuck you the nice hot weather when kids go back to school and it was shit over the holidays.

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By *929Man  over a year ago

bedlington

Fuck you to summer for nearly being over and giving us such a shit summer and it being the longest possible time to next summer

Fuck you to my mother when she visits every single day I’m off work and sometimes on an evening after work when she knows I don’t like to be visited on an evening when it’s a rush as it is getting home sorting mine and my sons tea then out to gym sometimes sitting talking inanely boring shite to me as I’m trying to eat

Fuck you to the bit of cheese I just dropped on the van floor while typing this and despite best wiping efforts is still gritty

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Fuck you Tesco for changing the parking machines to 'no need to validate your parking' between me arriving an hour ago, going into town shopping, and then coming back, buying a tub of Ben & Jerry's to make sure I spent the required £3 and trying to scan my receipt on a machine that was switched off.

Guaranteed to have melted by the time I get home and I have no spoon in the car.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

I used to think this way all the time - i just found myself getting more wound up about the missed ‘fuck the fucking fuck off you fucking fuckitty fucking fucker!!’ Opportunity than the original offence… so now … its just people doing stupid shit… they're a bit more stupid than they need to be… leave them long enough and they’ll electrocute themselves on something.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Fuck you Tesco for changing the parking machines to 'no need to validate your parking' between me arriving an hour ago, going into town shopping, and then coming back, buying a tub of Ben & Jerry's to make sure I spent the required £3 and trying to scan my receipt on a machine that was switched off.

Guaranteed to have melted by the time I get home and I have no spoon in the car. "

Just have to drink it instead lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

FUCK YOU!!!

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