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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Thanks _nitter, would you change anything?
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I think it's always a good idea to see what other gentleman on the forum have put on their profiles to get some ideas.
I also think it's worth being selective and considering the people you message |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
Try this.
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I am a 43 year old fit straight man and I'm looking to meet a laid back girl or couple for casual fun.
If superhero's wore capes they'd have slapped my arse, given me a banana and called me Kong.
Not saying I'm wild or anything, just no man is an island, but come visit or let me off this boat and I'll swing you from the rooftops.
You would be my Jane, and I would look at you gazing like an animal in heat, waiting for that word that chills me out or has my chest beating as I play with you as other men follow.
I'm excited to try outdoor sex, willing to try anything once.
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Ends. |
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Edit. Come back to your bio every week or so and have a read and edit it a bit. The more it sounds like you the more attractive it's going to be too the people you might be interested in.
I'm still editing mine down after five months. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try this.
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I am a 43 year old fit straight man and I'm looking to meet a laid back girl or couple for casual fun.
If superhero's wore capes they'd have slapped my arse, given me a banana and called me Kong.
Not saying I'm wild or anything, just no man is an island, but come visit or let me off this boat and I'll swing you from the rooftops.
You would be my Jane, and I would look at you gazing like an animal in heat, waiting for that word that chills me out or has my chest beating as I play with you as other men follow.
I'm excited to try outdoor sex, willing to try anything once.
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Ends. "
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By *uka OP Man
over a year ago
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"Try this.
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I am a 43 year old fit straight man and I'm looking to meet a laid back girl or couple for casual fun.
If superhero's wore capes they'd have slapped my arse, given me a banana and called me Kong.
Not saying I'm wild or anything, just no man is an island, but come visit or let me off this boat and I'll swing you from the rooftops.
You would be my Jane, and I would look at you gazing like an animal in heat, waiting for that word that chills me out or has my chest beating as I play with you as other men follow.
I'm excited to try outdoor sex, willing to try anything once.
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Ends. "
Thanks, that's brilliant. I won't copy it but use it to help improve mine. |
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By *uka OP Man
over a year ago
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"I for one am happy that somebody is finally giving bananas some well deserved time under the spotlight
It’s always cucumbers this and aubergines that,
bananas are the OG of dick shaped fruit "
I did do a full range of cupboard items too but didn't want to send people into a frenzy. The bananas seem to do the trick so I'll stick with that as my profile picture for now |
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"Try this.
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I am a 43 year old fit straight man and I'm looking to meet a laid back girl or couple for casual fun.
If superhero's wore capes they'd have slapped my arse, given me a banana and called me Kong.
Not saying I'm wild or anything, just no man is an island, but come visit or let me off this boat and I'll swing you from the rooftops.
You would be my Jane, and I would look at you gazing like an animal in heat, waiting for that word that chills me out or has my chest beating as I play with you as other men follow.
I'm excited to try outdoor sex, willing to try anything once.
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Ends. "
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"Try this.
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I am a 43 year old fit straight man and I'm looking to meet a laid back girl or couple for casual fun.
If superhero's wore capes they'd have slapped my arse, given me a banana and called me Kong.
Not saying I'm wild or anything, just no man is an island, but come visit or let me off this boat and I'll swing you from the rooftops.
You would be my Jane, and I would look at you gazing like an animal in heat, waiting for that word that chills me out or has my chest beating as I play with you as other men follow.
I'm excited to try outdoor sex, willing to try anything once.
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Ends.
Thanks, that's brilliant. I won't copy it but use it to help improve mine."
Glad you like it, but yeah, I doubt it'd work if you changed your pic sometime  |
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I personally find it irritating when profiles start with something like "I am 43 and a fit, straight man" as we have already just seen that in the bio.
Also "will try anything once" is surely not true as there are some nauseating and illegal acts you probably wouldn't want to try once. |
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By *uka OP Man
over a year ago
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"I personally find it irritating when profiles start with something like "I am 43 and a fit, straight man" as we have already just seen that in the bio.
Also "will try anything once" is surely not true as there are some nauseating and illegal acts you probably wouldn't want to try once. "
Good point, i suppose there's probably quite a lot that I don't want to try now I'm looking at it that way. Thanks for the input.
The general feeling I'm getting it to define exactly what I want to do or be part of. |
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