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For those that missed the last one
Just badly explain your job and let others guess what you do (unless you need to remain discreet or wish for it to remain private)
For example a Teacher could badly explain their job by saying
“I yell at uninterested children for 6 hours every day.”
So how are you going to badly explain your job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I strong arm over 3000 men. I force them to listen to all my new and intriguing forensics mitigating solutionsfor hours and hours.
I also spend too much time convincing people to give me their money and promise to make them more money.  |
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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
"People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking. a swinger? 
I think with payment taking place that would fall more into prostitution than swinging  a pro#stitute swinger? "
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking. a swinger?
I think with payment taking place that would fall more into prostitution than swinging a pro#stitute swinger?
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i was right wasn't i...... Knew it |
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"For those that missed the last one
Just badly explain your job and let others guess what you do (unless you need to remain discreet or wish for it to remain private)
For example a Teacher could badly explain their job by saying
“I yell at uninterested children for 6 hours every day.”
So how are you going to badly explain your job"
I listen to torment. |
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"For those that missed the last one
Just badly explain your job and let others guess what you do (unless you need to remain discreet or wish for it to remain private)
For example a Teacher could badly explain their job by saying
“I yell at uninterested children for 6 hours every day.”
So how are you going to badly explain your job"
Previous job...
I look at body fluids and think WTF happened? |
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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
"People pay us to stalk them for a day and we provide proof of said stalking. a swinger?
I think with payment taking place that would fall more into prostitution than swinging a pro#stitute swinger?
i was right wasn't i...... Knew it "
You got us...now if you could just explain what a stitute swinger is that would be great. Want to make sure our clients completely understand the service we are providing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drive then stop then repeat
Delivery driver
Or a John
Ps what’s a John 
Person who solicits pr*s*itutes.
Now I'm stuck though "
Ohhhhhhhh deffo not a John |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drive then stop then repeat
Delivery driver
Or a John
Ps what’s a John
Person who solicits pr*s*itutes.
Now I'm stuck though
Ohhhhhhhh deffo not a John
Ha ha ha . Only teasing I promise "
Hehe I can take it |
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The head chef is like the emperor of the kitchen, except without the crown or the ability to make decrees. They're basically a really bossy cook who tells other people what to do and takes credit for their hard work. It's kind of like being the captain of a sinking ship – you're in charge of it all, but you also have to do all the dirty work yourself. So basically, the head chef is a glorified dishwasher with a fancy title.
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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago
Rossendale |
I draw circles on other peoples drawings and then tell people that they need to move some their lines out of my way. Some days I get to go on long drives and sit in traffic jams and shout at people on the phone or around a table which is usually too big for the room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drive round like a cunt all day thinking I'm a rally driver,not giving a fuck for anyone,and throw objects into people's gardens with not an ounce of consideration "
Amazon delivery driver |
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my last job before retiring ,i made sure stuff you needed got into your house and stuff you definitely would not want in your house could get out even when all the doors and windows was shut and locked. |
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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago
countryside |
"I stop people dropping to their knee’s even if they are having fun deacon "
I have thought of better
When your wet and enjoying things and you want to drop to your knees
I will step in and say “erm no, back up on your feet and grind “
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For those that missed the last one
Just badly explain your job and let others guess what you do (unless you need to remain discreet or wish for it to remain private)
For example a Teacher could badly explain their job by saying
“I yell at uninterested children for 6 hours every day.”
So how are you going to badly explain your job"
I sit behind a computer and do things that nobody except my direct manager understands that make the company work efficiently. |
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