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"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle
What's the funniest surname you heard of?  "
Love it!
I used to look after a child....Her Mothers surname was Eggby. The Dad's name was Bacon
Yep, they hyphenated the name for the child who was Eggby-Bacon 
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"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle
What's the funniest surname you heard of?
Love it!
I used to look after a child....Her Mothers surname was Eggby. The Dad's name was Bacon
Yep, they hyphenated the name for the child who was Eggby-Bacon
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What a match made in heaven loool Eggby Bacon |
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"Badcock is the funniest Mr has heard.
Difficult to keep a straight face In a professional environment.  "
LOOOL Badcock if I had a surname like that I would tell everyone the first c is silent so its pronounced Badock instead |
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"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle
What's the funniest surname you heard of? Wibble  "
Wibble wobble loool |
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"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle
What's the funniest surname you heard of? "
Baumgartner (bum gardner) |
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"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle
What's the funniest surname you heard of? "
Actual name of a girl I knew: Randy Bastad!
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"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle
What's the funniest surname you heard of? "
Heard a lady called Teresa (Tess)
Married a guy with the surname Tickle...so she became Tess Tickle!! |
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"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle
What's the funniest surname you heard of?
Actual name of a girl I knew: Randy Bastad!
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Her first name is Randy?
Looooll to Baum gartner |
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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
When I used to work for an insurance company I was taking someone's details down and her child's name was...Sexlotta... I had to ask her to spell it, as I was sure I must have heard her incorrectly... nope...S.E.X.L.O.T.T.A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ho you fat
Was this an oriental last name?  "
No he’s a French Black basketball player. They were calling a game and the commentators were laughing because they had to apologise when saying his name. Clip went viral on twitter. Googled it and it’s true. His name is Steeve Ho You Fat |
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"When I used to work for an insurance company I was taking someone's details down and her child's name was...Sexlotta... I had to ask her to spell it, as I was sure I must have heard her incorrectly... nope...S.E.X.L.O.T.T.A"
blimey looool |
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"Ho you fat
Was this an oriental last name?
No he’s a French Black basketball player. They were calling a game and the commentators were laughing because they had to apologise when saying his name. Clip went viral on twitter. Googled it and it’s true. His name is Steeve Ho You Fat"
Ohh right ok
What a name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was at a golf day with a guy whose surname was swallow! His wife called and he called her Irene…. When he got off the phone I couldn’t wait to ask…. So your wife is Mrs I Swallow! His look said maybe I wasn’t the first to say it! ?? |
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By *odevilWoman 47 weeks ago
exeter |
Right these are some of my favourites I've encountered:
Mrs Gotobed
Mr Green grass
Mr Drinkwater
Mrs Slugg
Mrs Death (no apostrophe to indicate the 'dee-Ath' pronunciation)
Mr Richard Head (I swear to god)
Lord Gay
Mrs A Pipe
Mr Cronk
But the absolute pinnacle was at work a colleague asked me to call a Mrs Knobsucker. I assumed ot was a wind up and laughed my head off and then got told off for being childish and unprofessional (I mean, COME ON!)
I still think there was a chance it was a wind up but I sort of hope it was true.
I did make the call but knew there was no chance of me addressing her by name without hysterical laughter and so stuck rigidly to "Madam".
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"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle
What's the funniest surname you heard of?
Love it!
I used to look after a child....Her Mothers surname was Eggby. The Dad's name was Bacon
Yep, they hyphenated the name for the child who was Eggby-Bacon
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Poor kid |
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"Right these are some of my favourites I've encountered:
Mrs Gotobed
Mr Green grass
Mr Drinkwater
Mrs Slugg
Mrs Death (no apostrophe to indicate the 'dee-Ath' pronunciation)
Mr Richard Head (I swear to god)
Lord Gay
Mrs A Pipe
Mr Cronk
But the absolute pinnacle was at work a colleague asked me to call a Mrs Knobsucker. I assumed ot was a wind up and laughed my head off and then got told off for being childish and unprofessional (I mean, COME ON!)
I still think there was a chance it was a wind up but I sort of hope it was true.
I did make the call but knew there was no chance of me addressing her by name without hysterical laughter and so stuck rigidly to "Madam".
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"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle
What's the funniest surname you heard of? "
Imasillycunt.
Philip J Imasillycunt |
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By *odevilWoman 47 weeks ago
exeter |
"I just had a follow request from one of the social media platforms I'm on and the person's last name was cockrum made me chuckle
What's the funniest surname you heard of?
Imasillycunt.
Philip J Imasillycunt "
And was he? |
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By *odevilWoman 47 weeks ago
exeter |
Also, at school I knew a boy called: Alan Allen
And while it's not the funniest, I just could never wrap my head around why the parents (presumably knowing their surname was Allen) would choose to call their son Alan?!
I mean how unimaginative do you have to be?
"Shall we call him...uhhh...Alan?"
"Yeah that'll do."
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I used to know a family with the surname Hoare and they had no sense of humour on the subject. 
loool